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You’ve got an awesome computer setup. Dual monitors, maybe even three. Or, hell, you might just have an awesome laptop with killer resolution. And you probably live alone. Oh, and you love high res pictures of kinky sluts. You love them so much that you could just sit back and stare at their plump asses and perky tits all day. Sound like you? I mean, most of you degenerates probably fit that profile. But I’m getting specific this time because the site I have is for you horny fucks out there with pretty specific tastes.The site is called ftopx.com (previously known as ftopx.ru). Name doesn’t really help here does it? Pictures is kind of in there at the end with “px,” but I don’t know about the rest of that shit. But I’ll stop beating around the bush here. It’s a sexy wallpaper site. You read that right. Throw away your shame and plaster that shit across your 4k 144HZ curved monitor with pride. Let’s be real, you’re not expecting company anytime soon anyway. Even if you don’t want to use these pictures as wallpapers, the site is a great gallery site on its own.And it brings in a fuck ton more traffic than I thought it would. Over 3 million views every month. Damn, for a pretty narrow site about wallpapers that’s impressive. But I guess more people like having busty babes on their screen than I had thought. Who can blame them? But I don’t know if I could handle that shit. I’m horny enough as it is. I don’t think I need some slut spread eagle across my desktop to tempt me even more.Minimal Site Design with Big Previews Makes it an Easy Site to BrowseI like the home page. It’s not nearly as cluttered with bullshit as I thought it would be. Image galleries usually try and throw as many previews in there as possible. But here they are centered down the page in neat rows of three that you can organize and filter by “Date, Rating, Views, Downloads, Comments, and Bookmarks.” Other than the previews, there is a header up top for “Add Wallpaper, Profile, Wallpaper Categories, and Video.”To use the “Add Wallpaper” feature and upload your own content you’ll have to make a profile. It’s easy enough. Just an email, username, and Пароль. That’s Russian for password. It’s the only piece of Russian I found on the site. I have no idea why it’s there instead of “Password” but whatever. Apparently, there are different ranks of users and, using the profile tab, you can follow certain posters, check top authors, view the most recent comments, archive wallpapers you want to come back to later, and pm other people. A surprising number of options for a free wallpaper site. Pretty fucking cool. High-Quality Wallpapers all the Way up to 1080p!But let’s talk wallpapers. That’s what all you lonely fucks are here for. The previews tell you most everything you need to know. You get resolution, rating, and you sort of get a title. But it’s usually vague shit like “XXXWalls,” or “Celebrities” that are just category names. Even when you click through you only sometimes get a model name for the dime pieces spreading their ass and showing off their dripping pussies for you. But at least the wallpapers are actually HD. Most of these have resolutions going up to 1920x1080. Not too bad for being free and all.And the downloads are in site and feel, for the most part, pretty safe. I didn’t have any weird download redirects happen to me, despite the fact that this site has quite a few ads. Dancing girls on your screen, banners, gifs, redirects, and more. It’s not terrible, but it’s not good. The redirects go away after a while, and the site says that contributing 100 wallpapers to the site will get rid of the ads. Also, watch out for the ads that try and blend in and look like galleries. I accidentally clicked on a couple. They are pretty convincing on this site.If you’re looking to contribute that’s not a bad incentive. Also, a feature worth mentioning really quick is that when you click on wallpaper a color palate can be seen over on the right. If you click on one of the colors it shows you all of the wallpapers associated with that color scheme. So, if you’re trying to match colors on one or more monitors, or just really like that color, then that’s an awesome option. Especially if you don’t know how to edit photos. It can be pretty infuriating having two awesome wallpapers that just don’t quite match with the same shade of purple.Solid Selection of Categories and A Bonus Video PageThe categories tab is pretty well put together. There’s nothing super hardcore on here, which is to be expected. I’m not sure how many of you out there want a wallpaper of some whore getting her ass fisted or choked or something. I’ll take the petite chick posing on the black couch any day. Despite that, they do have a decent variety.There’s a “fantasy girls” section for all you pathetic weebs out there. But the rest of the selection is pretty standard. Stuff like “Girls & Cars, Celebrities, and Asian Girls.” But if you don’t see exactly what you want there, I would give the search bar a try. Some of the more popular porn stars are easy to find, but some of the wallpapers were mislabeled or had like 10 names on there for some reason.They have a video section. It’s not much of section really. It’s just kind of tacked on at the end. You won’t get full-length videos here or anything that nice, but there a few 1080p video clips here. It’s enough jerk off too, especially if wallpapers are your main source of pleasure. But the downsides are that there’s only 15 videos on the site, there aren’t any video times, and you can’t download them in site (don’t believe the ad below with “download links.” But, hey, look at it as a little bonus on top of their massive catalog of wallpapers.Mobile Site is Designed Well but Cluttered with AdsThe mobile site works fine enough, though most of the wallpapers are made for desktop. The ads are still fucking annoying and a lot harder to avoid on mobile. But at least the mobile site is designed well. The menus are hidden with drop downs, the previews are easily scrollable, and you can login and download all the sexy mobile pictures you want.ThePornDude’s Favorite FeaturesMy favorite feature about ftopx.com is definitely the color palate organization feature that they have. That’s pretty fucking unique. I’ve never seen it on another porn site before. Or even another plain old wallpaper site with it. I also like that they actually have categories on here. So many wallpaper sites just throw thousands of images onto a site and basically say “go find ones you like” without tags or anything. Fuck those sites. This one does it right. And I like the little video page they have. It’s not much, but hopefully, they expand on it in the near future. They have a solid audience already. More videos can’t hurt them, that’s for sure.ThePornDude’s SuggestionMy main suggestion for ftopx.com is a simple one. Include model names in the preview, or at least on the wallpaper page. Being able to search by model would be an excellent feature to include here. Some of the wallpapers include the more popular pornstars in the tags, but a lot just seem to throw a bunch of names in there that are incorrect. Better moderation regarding the tags would help users immensely.ThePornDude’s Final ThoughtsOverall, ftopx.com should be your first stop for hot, HD wallpapers. It’s free, the site is put together well, and it has a lot of cool user features. Contribute your own wallpapers, pm other users, subscribe to content creators, and much more. It’s a fun site. Yeah, you have to put up with some annoying ads, but it’s fucking free. Now, go replace that grainy picture of some chick you found on Google Images with some of the 1080p wallpapers from ftopx.com. If you’re going to be that guy, at least do it well.

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You have to have been living under a rock if you haven’t heard of VLC Media Player. Either that or you just never bothered to have a good experience with your digital life. How many times have you gotten angry with your media player because it can’t play a certain file? Many times, right? Well, VLC is here to change all that and you can get it on VideoLAN.org/VLC. Now, before we get into how you can use this tool and what the benefits of using it are, let me just tell you that I’m not gonna judge you when it comes to the reason for using it.Get ready to finally marathon through your porn stashI’m well aware that you’ve got an insane porn stash on your computer and you’re just aching for a good media player with which you’ll be able to watch all your favorite videos. Well, guess what, that media player is here in the form of VLC and it can play whatever you need it to play, and it’s going to do it really well. No more bugs, no more problems, VLC will have your back and you’ll always have support from the guys over at VideoLAN.org when you get the program. Mind you, the entire thing is free, so it would be nice to support the guys by making a donation to their amazing cause.A little bit of history, back when VLC was an academic babyThe whole thing started out as an academic project back in 1996. Just with this fact alone, you can tell that this media player has been worked on a lot. It’s stable as hell and you can expect to be able to watch all of your favorite porn on it without it giving you any trouble. I mean, after so much time of updating it and improving the software, it would be a shame if it didn’t run as well as it’s supposed to. Luckily, it does, and that’s why so many people are using it today.It was taken over from the students that were working on the project and rewritten completely in 1998, and then it got released under the GNU General Public License in 2001, making it so that anyone can download it and use it however they want to. Of course, the project itself wasn’t finished just yet, this just meant that other people could work on it if they so desired for free. It wouldn’t be until 2009, after 13 years of development, that VLC would finally be released as version 1.0.0, and two years after that it also got released on Android.You can’t miss the link to download VLC, it’s everywhereAlright, enough history. What are we, a bunch of nerds? Get out of here with all of that and tell me about what this program actually has to offer. Well, to actually get to the program we’re going to have to battle through the website, and that won’t be a challenge at all, seeing as how well this place is made. It looks really modern, and it’s incredibly simple to use. You’ve got download links showered all over the place to make it easy for you to download the program and install it. And no, I don’t mean those ads with the download image on them that are actually a scam.No ads here, just an amazing offer that you just can’t refuseIn fact, this entire site is ad-free. Not only are they providing all of this for free, but they aren’t even relying on ads to turn a profit. It just goes to show that people’s passions can really turn into something great when they put their minds to it and it doesn’t have to have a commercial benefit. Just for that, these guys deserve a donation and you should support them every step of the way. Bravo VideoLAN.org, it’s not often that we see projects like VLC, let alone see them handed out for free.Even though it’s free and open-source, it’s still amazing in qualityAnd if you’re coming in with the preconceived notion that you’re going to get a shitty program because it’s free, you’re in for a hell of a surprise. VLC is not only one of the best programs for media, but it has also basically been the media player powerhouse ever since it was released. It still supports the most formats out of any media player without you having to download any extra codecs. All you have to do is install the program itself and you’re ready to enjoy countless hours of fun with watching films, series, or (let’s be real for a second) porn.No user tracking, no spyware, just a stable media playerSome people might also have the idea that, just because VLC is free, that it has to have some kind of way that it’s profiting off you. Maybe they’re pulling a Facebook on you and making you pay with your data! Well, you’ll be relieved to hear that not only does this program not give out your data, it doesn’t even collect your data, to begin with. That’s right, VLC has no user tracking implemented into the program, and it’s only designed to play media, and nothing else.And, of course, there’s no spyware here. In fact, you’re going to deal with one of the most stable open-source programs out there. So many open source and free programs end up being trash, but this one really stands out as one of the best media players out there. It can just play so many different media formats that you’ll be wondering where this bitch was your whole life. It’s like meeting your soulmate, except VLC will never decide to leave you. It doesn’t cheat, and it just stays on your computer, ready to be used whenever you want it.The design looks really nice, even though you’ll see it only onceBefore we go into Rule 34 territory with a fucking traffic cone, I just want to say that VideoLAN.org has a lot more going for it than just the program itself. While VLC is the real deal and that’s the only reason you’re on the website, to begin with, can we just take a moment to appreciate the amazing design of this website. VideoLAN.org really has everything going for it. Everything is in its proper place, and finding VLC is as easy as clicking on a link in the drop-down menu for that specific program.Amazing features that come along with the VLC playerIf we want to get nerdy for a second here, we can also talk about the fact that VLC has hardware decoding. It can fall back on the software if it needs to, but it also supports 0-copy on the GPU. Not only that, but it’s also got one of the most complete feature-sets out of all the different media players out there. It’s got advanced controls as well as plenty of other goodies just waiting for you. It’s also got the ability to support advanced video formats as well.Overall, VideoLAN.org is the only place to get VLC. And there’s just not a good enough reason for you not to get VLC I can tell you that much immediately. And even if you think that you’re doing just fine with your current media player, switching to VLC will be like night and day for you, I can promise you that. Get ready to have one of the most complete media experiences out of all the different options out there and be extra ready not to pay a cent for it, cause the guys over at VideoLAN.org are just that baller. Check VLC out at VideoLAN.org!

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I used a Porn App (AIO Streamer) this morning, loading up some lesbian strap-on buttfuck movies before I’d even had my morning cup of joe. Stroking my dick always helps me wake me up in the morning, but I think the Uber driver was kind of weirded out. Then again, maybe he was just jealous, as it’s harder for him to whack off on the job. Hell, I’m typing this one-handed, because whacking off is my job!Porn-App.com is the home of AIO Streamer, an all-in-one streaming app for watching a ton of porn sites on your Android device. (Sorry, Apple cultists, but this one ain’t for iOS, and your AirPods still look stupid.) I’m a sucker for anything that’s going to make my fap sessions more convenient and exciting, which is why I blew all that money trying to develop an automated dick-sucking machine. I have a feeling this porn app is going to be a better investment, with far fewer potential injuries during the testing phase.Turn Your Phone into a Sex Box for FreeI usually go over the basics before I bring up the pricing, at least when I’m reviewing your typical premium lesbian site or silicone butthole shop. I know a lot of you are probably wondering how much this Porn-App costs, because that was one of my first questions, too. The good news is that the app is free to download and use, though you can score some extra perks with a Pro account. (If you’re not planning on going premium, you don’t even need an account to use the app.)AIO Streamer is ad-supported, which ain’t surprising since that’s the model most free porn sites are running on. The main perk you get for upgrading to Pro is a more ad-free experience, though you’re still going to get some spam coming through on the tube end. It’s cheap, too, running three bucks a month or $25 for a year. That’s a few dollars cheaper than a month at a paysite.Whether you pay or not, you get the same basic features. Porn-App.com goes into details about all the bells and whistles that are included, but the big, glowing, number-one selling point is that it gives you quick access to the flicks on over 90 different porn sites. The developer is always adding new shit, too. I saw a Reddit post from 10 months ago hyping the app, and they only had support for 50 sites back then.Installation is easy as hell. Just click the Download button on Porn-App.com and save the APK file to your Android phone or tablet, open it, and install. It only took a minute or so to complete the whole process, and then it was time to shake my dick at my phone.Supporting a Ton of Your Favorite Porn TubesAfter displaying a screen listing all the latest AIO Streamer updates, the Porn App offered up a grid with all those included porn sites. I’m not sure how the sites are sorted by default, but they’re broken into some broad groups if you hit the menu button in the corner. I’ve reviewed most of them here at ThePornDude.The first group of supported sites are listed as Premium HD Porn, and include a lot of big, popular sites like PornHub, HQPorner, DaftSex and PornKTube. Then you’ve got the Alternative HD Sites, including joints like ePorner, YesPornPlease and TrendyPorn. There are Sites Based on Hosters like Siska and Porn4Days, and Cam Porn sites like Chaturbate and CamWhoresBay.Moving right along, Porn-App has an Amateur Porn section, including sites like XVideos, xHamster, YouJizz and Motherless. There’s Family Porn like MILFnut and IncestFlix, Japanese Porn like JAVfinder and JAVguru, and a hentai aisle with entries like HentaiMama and MioHentai. There’s one site under 3D Porn (NaughtyMachinima), and everything else is filed under Other, including PlusOne8, LetsJerk and PerfectGirls.If the sheer selection is too overwhelming for you, or you just have particular fetish tastes that can’t be satisfied by most tubes, you can create your own Favorites list. There’s also a Hide Unwanted Sites option if you dig into the settings. AIO Streamer’s designed to be customizable to your own tastes, so it’s worth poking around the app to see what’s going to best suit your masturbatory needs.To get the full Porn App experience, you may need to change a couple of the permission settings on your phone. The menu will walk you through it, unlocking full-screen mode and downloads with just a few taps.Stream, Download, or Watch on Your TVI tapped the PornHub button in the Porn-App, which pulled up video thumbnails of sexy sluts riding backwards cowgirl, stuffing cocks down their throats and scissoring with their girlfriends. I think the video selection is pulled straight from the front page, with buttons at the bottom to reshuffle the content by New, Hot, or Most Viewed. There’s also a magnifying glass to dial in your preferences with a search.If you’re using the free version, you’ll see a video ad playing at the top of the screen, muted by default. That goes away when you go pro. It was probably a coincidence, but I also seemed to get less of the pre-video ads from the tubes themselves when I was using my Porn-App.com pro account.I noticed a hot teen Latina giving a footjob in one of the thumbnails. When I tapped it, I got a moving preview of interracial anal with gaping, so I knew I had to see the full version. When you hold your finger on a thumbnail for a second, you’ll get a menu of view and download options. I usually used their Standard Video Player, but there’s also a Popup Player if you want to do other shit on your phone. You can also use a VR Player, or even download the videos through the app.I chose to open the movie in the Standard Player. After a couple of seconds of buffering, the porn app asked what resolution I wanted it in. A couple of seconds later, I was watching Harmony Wonder get her ass boned in 1080p HD. Fucking nice!You can also watch the flicks through your TV if you’ve got Chromecast. I spent five minutes trying to make it work before I remembered I switched to Roku recently. Damnit! Maybe it’s better this way, because it’s always such a pain in the ass to get my TV set up when I’m beating off in the McDonald’s restroom.Fun Things to Do with StreamsBesides the AIO Streamer, the developer behind Porn-App.com has some other fun stuff up his sticky, crusty sleeves. There’s a new Tik Tok porn site, for example, and also an M3u8 Downloader that you can get via a link to Google Play. It’s funny how you’ve got to download the Streamer from the Porn-App.com website, but the Downloader is in the official Android store. They’re both for porn, only one is more obvious about it.The documentation is a little sparse, but the main point is you can use M3u8 Download to save media streams from sites like Pornhub and Chaturbate. I guess you could theoretically use it to record some G-rated stuff, but come on, we all know what kind of a raging pervert you are. Using the app is pretty simple; just find a video using AIO Streamer, then tap the Download button to open M3u8 Streamer.It’s hard to find serious fault with Porn-App. When I heard the premise, I honestly expected a lot of spam on both the website and the actual app. The truth is it ain’t bad at all, and is arguably better than the spam situation you get fapping your way through the tubes. If anybody’s going to complain about anything, it’s the iPhone users who are missing out.Porn apps can be really hit or miss, because people will put up with some serious bullshit if it means they get to see some free titties. Porn-App.com and AIO Streamer go above and beyond, delivering X-rated content from nearly a hundred sites with a shit-ton of convenience. You can stream and download from a ton of your favorite websites right from one app on your phone, which is some pretty incredible power for the asking price of free. I think the pro version is worth the three bucks to avoid the ads, but the ad-supported version isn’t too intrusive. This is definitely worth a look if you’ve got an Android and a boner in your pocket.

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Don’t you just love developers that make their software open source? You can use it to do whatever you want with it and you can even modify it if you’ve got the brains for it and make your own personal application out of it. JDownloader.org is one of those programs that helps you with your downloads, and it’s completely free as well as open source. It doesn’t matter if you’re just a user looking to make your life easier by managing your downloads better for whatever reason (that reason probably being porn), or if you’re a developer looking to develop your own framework, JDownloader.org’s got your back.Very useful download manager, and it’s yours for freeI’ve always respected what people like the team over at JDownloader.org do. They allow you to use one of the most useful download managers that they’ve made for absolutely free. Where has this disappeared in the age of commercialism? You’ve gotta pay for everything these days. I’m surprised we aren’t paying for air yet, though you can even buy air off of eBay if my sources are correct. It’s not that I’m annoyed by it, it’s just that I don’t get why everything has to be so fucking damn expensive.Huge community that supports the projectAlright, so word for word, what JDownloader (2) is, is that it’s a free, open-source download manager that has an insanely huge team of developers behind it. In fact, it’s not your regular team of developers, but rather the entire community comes together to make this tool possible and available to you. Isn’t it amazing how much effort some individuals put in their craft just to make the life of other people easier without getting compensated for it? Of course, you can always compensate them with a donation.You can control the speed of your downloadsBut what the tool does, actually, is that it makes downloading super easy and convenient. Not only does it make it as easy as it should be, but it makes it lightning fast too. Actually, it can also control the speed of your downloads if you want to give a certain download a smaller bandwidth. You can set any bandwidth that you want on any download and it will give you the optimal speed for downloading that file. Well, optimal in the sense that you know what the most optimal regime is so it’s all on you.This can be incredibly useful if you’re downloading a large porn movie and you want to download some smaller porn images in the meanwhile. You won’t have to wait for your browser’s downloader to set the bandwidth automatically for everything you do, instead, you can simply set the porn movie’s bandwidth to something smaller so that the pictures can get downloaded without any issues whatsoever. You see the practical implications of JDownloader.org yet? Cause I do.Use it to start, stop, and pause your downloadsNot only can you control that aspect of your downloads, but you can also start, stop, and pause your downloads so that you can quickly manage which files get priority with the internet speed that you have. Oh, and you’ve even got the option to auto-extract archives. There are some other functions that JDownloader.org has going for it, but you’re going to actually download the tool and see those for yourself. The most important ones are listed right here, and these are probably the ones that you’ll use the most.The design could be better on the primary siteThe design JDownloader.org leaves much to be desired, but you can’t really say anything too bad about it since they do offer all of their services for free on here. Sure, the design looks old and they could’ve done a better job with many of the aspects of the design. A lot of things here look pretty confusing and you’re probably going to get lost a few times as you’re looking for something on JDownloader.org. Their FAQ section really doesn’t help either as it acts more like a Wiki and it doesn’t really have the answers directly available to you as most other FAQ pages do.Can’t take away from the fact that it’s completely freeThe graphics definitely look dated, but at the end of the day, they do this for free so you can’t really expect them to invest too much time into the design of the website. It’s a miracle that they’re even giving all of this away for free, so I think it’s safe to say that we should just shut our traps and enjoy what they’re giving us here. I mean you can use it for porn too and these guys will basically say: “yeah, go ahead, it’s free”. How cool is that? I gotta take those guys out for a drink.Oh, now I hear you saying: “holy smokes The Porn Dude, it’s 2018, you can’t be that insensitive towards women. Women can be developers too you know”. And to that I say: fuck you. There is no way in hell that a woman would ever make something like this FOR FREE. For money? Maybe. But I can bet my hand that you won’t be able to find a tool like this one that a woman made that’s completely free and that you can even modify if you’re a developer yourself, it’s just not gonna happen.Check out the Board and Support tabs for help with the toolAnd if you ever need help with JDownloader, there is plenty of support out there on two places. You definitely don’t want to look for it in the Wiki/FAQ tab since that one is just too confusing to use. However, there are two places where you can get some really helpful tips as well as an actual FAQ that is going to be useful to you. That would be the Board and Support tabs. On the Board tab, you’re going to get a forum where there is plenty of useful information that will aid you in your journey of using JDownloader.You can send an inquiry, or browse the FAQThe support tab on JDownloader.org is actually even more helpful since it will transfer you over to their Support.JDownloader.org page, which is exponentially better than their JDownloader.org page. This one is not only useful with its FAQ as well as the ability to contact the support team that makes JDownloader possible, but you also get all of that packed up in a very beautiful design that actually looks like it was made in the last few years. I have no idea why they just didn’t incorporate this design on their primary website.Basically, it’s got two tabs. The Knowledgebase tab, and the Submit a ticket tab. Both of these are very self-explanatory, but to put it bluntly, all of the information you need about anything concerning the downloader tool itself will be located in the Knowledgebase. If, however, you just can’t find a solution in that section of the site, you can always submit a ticket for ultra-specific questions about JDownloader and you’ll get a reply as soon as someone is available to support you.Overall, JDownloader.org is a site where you can download one of the most useful download management tools on the entire market right now, and you get to download it for free. Now if that doesn’t amaze you on its own, you should definitely look up what the functionality of the actual downloader is. After that, you’ll be more than tempted to downloaded since you’ll be able to see in which ways this amazing tool will make your life easier as you’re downloading all sorts of porn content (as well as other content) onto your PC.

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u Torrent aka µTorrent! By now, the majority of you should be familiar with this torrent client. There's a reason uTorrent is as famous as it is right now, seeing as it is very, very useful. This little program here is the bane of all content creators, video game designers...and other artsy people. For legal reasons, I do not endorse the usage of software like this...however, I am still willing to tell you everything about it. I mean, there's no reason for you not to know more about this fantastic little website and the program that's hiding there, right? I mean, no type of knowledge should be hidden as far as I am concerned.Hell, are we any better than the book-burning Nazis if we censor various types of information? Exactly! There's no need for me to try and hide this type of thing from you, so without further ado, let us jump right in and see what this page has to offer to us, alright?What lies beyond...See that short little intro that I just gave you? That's not something I usually do, as I used to write intros that are little one thousand words long, so writing something that only 1/10 that is quite the change. However, websites such as uTorrent.com really do not require very long intros, since this page and the software that comes with it is very, very simple, so they do not need much clarification. Though you surely need to familiarize yourself with the content of this page right here, that's for sure.Now, this kind of process can sure take a while, so I'm going to tell you everything you need to know, and I'll try to keep things simple, so I will make sure not to use any big words that might annoy you a little bit. Furthermore, I'll also be so kind to tell you that the software you will be downloading from this website is completely free, and it will get you all kinds of software, movies, video games and shit like that, and you won't need to pay a dime.However, I'd like to let you know that you're never really safe when you use this program, especially if you're somewhere in the European Union. So, what are you supposed to do? Well, you should get a VPN client to make yourself as safe as possible. However, if you're from Eastern Europe, or maybe North Africa, then you don't need to worry about a single thing. Furthermore, Americans are safe for the most part, too. However, you can't get in trouble in most cases even if you're using this software in an EU country, too. So, all in all, you're more than welcome to use this little thing right here.Either way, I just had to let you know about the potential risks that may come with this software. I mean, even the pills that are completely safe for the most part have all the bad things that could happen written on the back of their original packaging. This way, they don't have to worry about a single thing if something happens to you! They can just go "oh well, we told you!" if you end up ruing that body of yours somehow.However, no matter if it's the pills or the uTorrent browser, you're going to be perfectly safe in most cases, unless you're the unluckiest person in the universe...or if you're in the top 10. You can't ever know if you've been cursed by the gods to always run into bad situations, though, so you might as well try everything out anyway, seeing as there's really no downside to any of this.Hell, there's always a solid chance that a thunder might make you drop dead whenever you go outside, but that's not going to stop you from going out on a daily basis, is it? The only people who are going to make sure they're perfectly safe at all times are introverts, but the rest of us are going to enjoy our days by spending as much time as possible in the outdoors.So, now that I've told you about the (almost) non-existent risks of using this website right here, we should start talking about some other topic right now, I believe. Well...seeing as this page is simple as shit, it's pretty hard to find something interesting there, but none the less, ThePornDude has his material ready right here, so buckle up lads, as you're in for at least 800 more words of pure unadulterated boredom. A famous philosopher that goes by the name of Soren Kierkegaard once said that the root of all evil is boredom. This is exactly why he claims that God only created humanity of out of boredom. Obviously, humanity is inherently evil for the most part, at least according to his observations, and this is because it was, well, created out of divine boredom.Getting this little thing to workSo, first off, I need to tell you about downloading software from this website. I've already told you that the torrent client here is completely free, so you don't need to worry about a single thing, for the most part. As I've said, the only bad thing that could happen is that you could get busted for torrenting, but that's very, very unlikely to happen, especially if your country is not a part of the European Union.Now, the download button is literally in the middle of the website, and you'll want to hit that thing as soon as you see it, seeing as the software which awaits behind it simply should not be kept waiting. You'll find out that the client does not take up a lot of space, which is also great. Now, I should give you a few tips on how to set up the software properly and how you should treat the things that are download to your computer with the UTorrernt client.Don't worry about the download speedFirst off, you might find that your movies, games or whatever are downloading somewhat slowly, and this is probably because some program in the background is working and using your internet. So, when you are downloading, you need to shut down all kinds of software that might be interrupting the UTorrent client. Furthermore, you shall also find that there are numerous settings that you can fool around within this browser. Make sure that you pick the ones that are ideal for you.The default options do not work for everyone, but it should work out for the majority of you just fine. Now, you'll notice that you're always asked to choose a destination folder before you download any kind of software. It is best that you place the things that you download in a separate folder in the emptiest partition in your computer/laptop in all cases.Why are we here, though?So, you're probably wondering what the fuck is ThePornDude doing, caring about a program like this? Well, obviously, you can download a whole lot of pornographic movies like this for free, and you don't need to worry about a single thing, as these downloads will always be completely free! Furthermore, you will also find that there are multiple variants of this software. For example, there's one that lets you watch all of your movies on the spot, rather than having you wait to download them to your computer. All in all, you're in for a very fun time with UTorrent, that's for sure.The bonusesSeeing as this website right here allows you to do other things besides downloading all sorts of content, we need to talk about those as well. However, these things are not that important, seeing as they don't do much for the average person. For example, the "community" of uTorrent.com is not that interesting, so you might as well dodge the "community" tab that can be seen at the top of the website.Now, there are some other header tabs right next to this one that you should check out. The blog sometimes has some helpful information on it, so you should check that out as well. However, it is not mandatory that you do this, seeing as this part of the is more than unnecessary for the most part.Now, there's also a part of uTorrent.com that let you get all the help you need, so check the "help" header tab in the upper right corner, too. Furthermore, you don't need to speak English if you're going to be using this program right here. Just click on the "languages" option that lies on the right part of the website, and also make sure to find the right language for you.Additional knowledgeYou can always open up YouTube, and look up uTorrent. This will result in a whole lot of videos popping up for you, explaining to you how to do all sorts of things. The majority of the videos here will only explain to you how to get the browser to work fast. Honestly. These are the only UTorrent-related videos that I watch. So, all in all, you should always stay up to date on the latest info about uTorrent.com, that's for sure. Oh, and also, when you download the software, it will upgrade for you automatically.In conclusionNow that you know that this software is free and that it has loads and loads of tutorials online that will explain to you how to do all sorts of things, there's really no reason for you not to download it.

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Looking for a porn video downloader like Adult Offline to save them on your hard drive? Do you remember YouTubeToMp3.com? A website where you could grab literally any video on youtube, convert it to MP3 and then download it? Well, this website will do the exact same thing, but with various porn websites. Basically, what happens on AdultOffline.com is: You take a video from some porno websites, you take the link, and you place it on the white square in the middle of the page, and you hit the download button, and once you did all of that you will be able to download the video. This site act as some kind of tube downloader (xHamster-XVideos-Pornhub downloader etc.), which can save any porn video from your favorite porn tubes. Simple as that. Is there a catch? Do you have to pay any amount of money or do you have to sell your soul to C'thun, the old god? Let's find out!What they're all aboutThe folks behind AdultOffline.com believe that you should be able to download various porno videos from pretty much every website out there for completely free, and I'm not even gonna say anything, as I love this idea! I mean, I'm aware that this doesn't pay off for a whole lot of websites, but hey...who cares? All that matters to most of us when it comes to pornography is us getting that sweet orgasm and beating our dicks to the cutest girls.In the intro, I've teased you a little bit, and I said that the website might or might not charge you for these downloads, and obviously, I was joking when I said that it would cost you a certain amount of money. However, you need to kill a small puppy, draw a big pentagram with the blood of the puppy on the floor and say a prayer to C'thun, Y'sharaj and the rest of the mad gods. Once you've done this, all of these videos can be download for free. Okay okay yeah, I'm kidding. You don't gotta pay for shit! It's all free.Gotta put a little bit of makeup on thatWhat's the first thing that goes through your head when you take a look at a page such as this one. Horror, I'd say. The design is pretty awful...but it's still quite easy to get around and to find whatever the fuck you're looking for, so I guess that it's not that big of a deal. But still, the design is an eyesore. This can be forgiven, though. The website doesn't have a lot of content on it. I mean, it doesn't really have any content on it. All it does is convert videos, and it makes them easier to download, and that's it. The only "necessary" part of AdultOffline.com is the bar where you enter the URL of the video you want to download, and that's it.Taking this into consideration, you can't really hate them for the way they have designed their page. At least the color palette could have been a little bit prettier. But oh well, before you people start doubting my sexuality because I care way too much about the design of the website, rather than the girls that can be found on the website I'll just move on to the more important things.You better free up a terabyte of disk space at this pointBy now, you've noticed that AdultOffline.com's free service allows you to download pretty much any porno movie to your Android phone or even your personal computer. After this, you can watch them at any time, really, and you don't need the internet to do so. That's a no-brainer. I mean, that's why AdultOffline has "offline" in its name. With their help, you can download any video from any of these popular porno websites such as XVideos.com or PornHub.com. Even Xhamster is available, and there are hundreds upon hundreds available to you, and all it takes it just a little bit of scrolling and clicking, and that's about it.The page will show you a few ways to categorize all the videos on the page, and it will also show you the most popular searches on AdultOffline.com. For example, recently, people have been searching for amateur porn and mature porn the most, and for this reason "download amateur porn" and "download mature porn" (written in red letters) are displayed in the "most popular" section at the top of the page. Right underneath these letters, you find the bar which you use to download any video you like. All you've gotta do is put the link in and voila!If you keep scrolling, you will notice that all the supported websites (and by supported they mean the websites from which you can download videos for free) have been listed, and they have been sorted out alphabetically. I've already said that there are lots of big names here, but even the not-so-famous pages in here are pretty great, so you should definitively check them out. For starters, there's Beeg.com and cumlouder.com. These are both somewhat famous, and they are crowded with amazing videos, so I guess you'd want to download something from these pages.If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you should be able to see a little American flag. If you click on it, you should be able to change the language of the page. Plenty of languages are available, such as German, Spanish, French, Hindi, Japanese, Russian, and so on. Basically, they have the most important languages sorted out, which is neat. Maybe they should add Chinese if AdultOffline.com isn't banned in China. I don't know. Maybe it isn't?Now, three golden buttons can be found at the top of the page...well, in fact, four can be found, but I won't count the most important button (the download button). The "download by pornstars," "download by tags" and "download by date" buttons are the most important ones (and pretty much the only buttons you're going to find on AdultOffline.com.Let's take a look at what happens when you click on the "download by pornstars" button. Click on this button and what you'll find are loads of pornstar names. Lots of big names can be seen here, such as Skin Diamond and Sarah Nicole, but then again, there are loads of great pornstars that are not that famous in here as well...and that's pretty much it.Then, there's the "download by tags" button, and this one might help you out a bit when it comes to finding the right type of porn as there really isn't a categorization system on AdultOffline.com. For this reason, you will have to resort to using tags, which isn't that bad. There are all sorts of tags in here, and there are hundreds of great tags. Gorgeous, Goth, Grandma, Muslim, Muscular, Mulata, Movie, Newbie, Gyno, Hairy, and so on and so on. This section of the website will help you find both vanilla and freaky pornography, and you don't need to waste your time.Then, there's the "download by date" button, and basically, if you click on it, the newest porn videos will pop up. The videos on top of the page all the videos that have been downloaded recently, and if you keep scrolling you get to see videos that are really old. However, this does not mean that the older videos are in any way inferior to the newer ones. This section is neat if you don't really know what you're looking for, or rather if you've been browsing this page for quite a while and you need to see some new content.Not another brick in the wallHonestly, I never thought I'd see the porn equivalent of YouTubeToMp3.com. That might not be the exact name of that website that allowed you to download youtube videos, but you know what I mean. It's pretty amazing that a website that allows you to download videos from all over the internet onto your phone or on your computer even exists. Not just any videos, porn videos that you are not supposed to download otherwise! It's a pretty great thing if you ask me. The design of the page might be ass, but at least it's easy to get around the page, and I would also have to mention that I didn't really run into any advertisements on this website, which is also a major plus. If you don't really care about the looks of your website, then you should at least care about the various advertisements that can be found there. No one likes seeing ads, so hats off to the people behind AdultOffline.com.

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Do you need a porn video download browser extension? Ever wondered if there’s an easier way to download all of your favorite porn onto your PC without having to make an account on various porn websites, or without having to visit other sites where you have to copy and paste the link of the video in question? I’ve sure thought about this problem a million times and you can bet your ass that there’s a solution out there that ThePornDude has found for you. DownloadHelper.net is the perfect tool that’s going to help you download any video you need, from any porn site, for absolutely free.An extension for downloading videos that’s absolutely freeNow I know you might be scratching your head right now. For free? But how the hell can it be free if it’s that useful? Well, the good guys over at Download Helper made it free and you can use it as much as you want or need without spending a dime. Now if that isn’t a good deal I don’t know what is. You’re basically guaranteeing yourself that you can download any porn video from any porn site that you want without having to battle with making accounts or trying out other methods ever again.One site where you won’t be able to download from (at least if you’re on Chrome) is YouTube, but luckily that piece of trash website doesn’t even have a lot of hot videos on it anyway. I mean, it can be useful to download other videos in your spare time, but why would you even need that. At least downloading porn is useful since you are always guaranteed to have it on your PC if it gets lost in the sea of other porn that gets uploaded all the time these days. You just can’t be too sure about what videos are going to stay up and which videos are going to fall beneath the radar.Nearly 500 porn sites are available and supported by this extensionDownloadHelper.net helps you with all of this and lets you download from so many different porn websites that it’s just insane. There are close to 500 porn sites that are supported by this add-on so you’ll never have to worry about running out of porn material ever again. You can choose whichever porn site is your favorite, download every single video if you so desire and have the time for that, and you’ll still have hundreds of other porn websites just waiting to be explored and downloaded from.Honestly, you shouldn’t even be thinking about the prospect of trying to download everything that’s available to be downloaded with DownloadHelper.net because it’s simply not feasible. I’m not going to say that it’s impossible, but it’s pretty much nearing that area of probability. Basically, just stick to your guns and only download the videos that you’re sure that you’re a fan of, cause anything more than that is simply overkill, and you’re basically just testing DownloadHelper.net’s limits, and there’s no need for that since I’ve already told you that it’s pretty much got no limits.All of your favorite porn tube sites are hereYou’ve got all the big dogs here. PornHub, XHamster, PornHD, RedTube, heck there’s even Tumblr up in this bitch if that’s more to your liking. I know that there’s a lot of weird shit going on over at Tumblr, so I completely understand if that’s more your niche than the more regular websites that I’ve mentioned just now. But basically, none of that matters since you can download porn from every single one of them and you won’t need to pay anything for the service either.Downloading and installing this extension is incredibly simpleAdding it to your browser is as easy as clicking on a button and you’re on your way to expand that porn stash of yours tenfold. It’s available as an extension to both Firefox (for the big boys only), and Chrome (if you’re a filthy normie). Whichever one of those browsers you’re using, you can rest assured that this extension will follow along and allow you to download whatever porno you want from pretty much every porn website that you come across without fail.Intuitive to use, so you won’t have to waste time looking at the manualSo yeah, installing the extension from DownloadHelper.net is easy, but so is using it. You’ll basically get an icon in your browser that you can click on whenever you’re on a page with a video playing on it. Then you’ll get a drop-down menu with all the options when it comes to downloading videos from the website itself. There might be different resolutions available to be downloaded as well as other videos that you missed while you were watching the main event in the primary video player.After you decide which video is the one that you want to download, all you need to do is click on the little download icon next to the video and it will be saved to your computer. It's as easy and simple as that. And on top of all that there are even some settings that you can poke around when it comes to this tool to customize it to your likings. There are plenty of settings to poke around and you can change them up until you’re completely satisfied with your DownloadHelper.net experience.Download whatever video you want, whenever you wantEither way, expect to be able to download whatever you want when it comes to DownloadHelper.net. And if you’re unsure to which websites are supported, you can always go to DownloadHelper.net and check out the Video Sites tab where you’ll get a full comprehensive list of all sites that are available. The only thing that you need to do in order to show the porn sites (which are hidden when you first check out the list) is change the Show all sites, to Show adult sites.Sort all of the supported websites on the list however you wantThere are even several ways in which you can sort all of the sites. You can sort them by default, or you can sort them by popularity which will let you see which sites are the most popular amongst users. Then you can also choose to sort the porn sites according to the recency of them being created. You can also sort them according to their rating, as well as according to their name or interest rates if that’s more along the lines of what makes you think a website is good for you.A great design though you won’t be seeing it that oftenThe design of DownloadHelper.net isn’t really that important since you won’t be spending a lot of time on it. You’ll just need it to get redirected to the download link of the extension. After you’ve done that you’ll rarely ever go back to DownloadHelper.net again. But it’s also not a bad thing to mention that this place has got a great design and you can expect everything to have a great layout here and good graphics so that you can intuitively make your way around the website. The only problem with it is that a few pages seem to be incomplete, or maybe they haven’t been updated in a while.When everything is taken into consideration, DownloadHelper.net is a great site that hosts a great tool that will help you immensely in your quest to have some of the hottest videos downloaded on your PC from various porn sites. No more fucking around with the download options on porn websites, and no more copying and pasting porn site links into other websites which may or may not be so secure. All you need is the extension from DownloadHelper.net and you’re on your way to having all of the porn videos you want on your computer.

Video Download Helper

Dark Reader is a must-have extension for your browser. There, I said it. I mean, I don’t need to think about these things at all. I know for a fact that most of you guys out there are in dire need of a good extension that will convert any website into dark mode. It can be a real pain in the ass when you’re trying to watch porn at night, but your favorite site doesn’t have a dark mode option. So, when it comes to getting a good experience from any website, no matter what they have as their UI design by default, you should definitely go over to Dark Reader and see what this thing has in store for you. Let’s check it out in-depth.Quick and easy free download and installFirst things first, you should be aware that Dark Reader is available in the Chrome Webstore or on the Dark Reader website. Yes, it’s also in the Chrome store, but it’s a free extension. That’s right; you won’t be paying anything for it. That being said, when you download it from the Chrome Webstore, it means that you might run into some hiccups if you’re trying to get it to work on Firefox, for example. However, I’m pretty sure most of us are on Chrome anyway, so I don’t think that this will be a problem for most people. So, if you have Chrome, all you have to do is go to the webstore and download the extension free of charge. It’s incredible how easy it all is.No worrying about hidden fees, no worrying about viruses. The extension downloads and installs within seconds and you get sent straight to the Dark Reader webpage where you can read up on all the functionalities of the app and so on. It’s really easy to get into it and it’s even simpler to download it for free and it installs automatically. I don’t know about you, but I’m reading all of that and I’m thinking why the heck I haven’t downloaded this thing before! I don’t know any other apps that work this well and that have been tried and tested by so many people out there. You’re going to adore this extension.Exclude all the unnecessary websitesOne thing that you need to be aware of Dark Reader is that it will turn pretty much every website into a dark mode variant. What does this mean? Well, it means that you can expect and website to be readable and usable late at night when you’re browsing it. And you can also expect not to fuck around with very bright backgrounds when you’re just trying to jerk off. The app automatically detects the style of the website you’re on and it will completely change the way it looks by using darker colors. It will invert certain colors and it will even created different styles of dark modes to choose from for all sites.So, once you decide to convert all of the sites that you want, you’re probably worried that other websites are going to be converted too even though you don’t want them to, right? I get it, you’re on The Porn Dude, you’re on my site and you like the way I made the dark mode. You don’t want Dark Reader to interfere with good UI design like the one on my website, right? Well, not to worry, Dark Reader has ways for you to exclude sites from the extension. You can simply use the small extension box in the top-right corner of your Google Chrome browser to quickly and easily add a site to a list of exceptions. This means that the websites you choose won’t be affected at all, while all other sites will get a nice makeover.Sometimes makes websites load slowerOf course, this method doesn’t come without its set of problems. First of all, you have to load up a site for the first time to be able to put it in the list of exceptions. This means that the first time you load up a website, it will automatically convert it even though this isn’t something that you wanted to happen. However, a more pressing issue might be with the loading times of all the sites that you try to use with Dark Reader. It can be pretty iffy when you try to use this app on certain sites. For example, social media websites take a while to load because there are just so many things to switch up and change there.Porn sites are no different in this regard because they just have so many elements that the reader has to take into account. It will slow down your experience since pages will have to load for a longer amount of time. I know, I know, nobody likes to wait, especially when you have 10 different pornos that you want to watch. However, when you take into account that you’re really saving your eyesight in the process, I think that it can be worth it. If you ask me, there’s a reason why this is one of the most important extensions on the Chrome Webstore. It might slow the loading of sites down a bit, but once they’re saved in your cache, it won’t take long for them to load up from that point onward. It’s great.Great ratings and even better featuresAnd anyway, you don’t have to take my word for it. Simply look at the damn numbers! There are over 2,000,000 people who have already downloaded the app and they all seem to think that it works great. Usually, dark mode extensions on the webstore get bad grades around 3.5, but Dark Reader managed to get one of the best ratings in the extension market with over 6000 people rating it to be at a 4.7 rating. That’s an insane score for any app, let alone a dark mode extension that usually doesn’t go to well with most people. I guess it’s because they just give you so many options in terms of customizing the pages.Over 2,000,000 people can’t be wrong if you ask me, and the features are even better. You can change so many different parameters with this extension; it’s insane. For example, you can change the brightness, the contrast, the grayscale, and even the sepia value. This will dramatically alter the look and feel of your website, yet it’s so easy to use. It’s like putting on an Instagram filter; it’s that simple! You don’t have to worry about any technicalities about how the thing does its job in the background. You can rest assured that they are just using the info about the website to change the appearance of it.Permissions are only needed for essential aspectsSome people really seem to be worried about the fact that Dark Reader asks for so many permissions when you download it. And to be honest, I would be worried too! However, you can see it all on their homepage, where they go into detail as to why they ask for the permissions that they ask for. No, they aren’t spying on any of your personal files. No, they aren’t selling your data to Amazon or any other sites or services out there. And no, they aren’t going to steal your identity. None of your personal info is disclosed in this extension, and the thing is completely localized, so you don’t have to worry about that.Another cool feature is that you can save different settings for different websites. Simply click on the ‘Only for “site name”’ in the bottom part of the extension box and then all the changes you make will apply to the website you’re currently on and only that website from that point on. There are also site lists that you can manage that will deal with excluding certain platforms from the extension. For example, you don’t have to change my website at all since I already have a dark mode for you guys. However, I can definitely see a fair number of porn tube sites that desperately need a dark mode makeover. If you ask me, those sites should’ve gotten this treatment a long time ago. But hey, better late than never. Check out Dark Reader and enjoy all of its amazing features for free!

Dark Reader

Alright, honestly? I feel stupid that I even have to talk about Google Chrome with you guys. Unfortunately, though, there are many people who are still using fucking Internet Explorer. I mean I don’t know what to say about those people except the fact that they’re a completely lost cause. Alright, perhaps not completely. This review is actually meant for people like that. So, if you think that you found yourself in that previous sentence and you haven’t switched over the Google Chrome yet, then just know that you’re missing out on a lot here. You really should download this browser since it’s pretty much better in every way.One of the fastest browsers on the planet and it’s freeRight, so Google Chrome is probably the fastest browser that you’ll ever come in contact with, and it’s FUCKING FREE. I mean the review should end right here. I know why you’re here. You want to watch porn, and you want to watch porn as fast as possible. Well, Google Chrome is the solution to that, and in my opinion, you don’t need any other browser other than Chrome in this case. I mean you could make the case that there are even faster browsers, but Google Chrome definitely offers the most tools to make your stay even more enjoyable. Anyway, Google Chrome is a great browser and we’re about to get into the nitty and gritty of what makes it so damn amazing.You’ll reach browsing speeds you thought weren’t possibleHonestly, for the most part, it would have to be the speed at which it operates. You think you’ve seen porn at top speeds? Then you haven’t seen Google Chrome yet. You’ll love what this place offers you. The fact that you don’t have to pay is just icing on the cake at this point. The only thing you need to keep in mind is that these browsers don’t just come out of nowhere and there are real people behind everything that Google Chrome is capable of. In that regard, I should probably mention that the Chromium engine that Google Chrome runs on is developed by people from all walks of life. It’s one of those open projects that anyone who is smart enough can jump into. Don’t worry you won’t have to do any of this, you’ll just have to use Google Chrome and enjoy everything it has to offer you.Most people use it because it’s so damn fastListen, I’ll be frank with you. My browser of choice has to be Google Chrome. It has pretty much everything that I need, and it offers it quickly and without any delays. I open up my laptop or computer and the last thing I want is for my browser to load forever before I can start using it. I mean, no hate towards Firefox, but that one always loads forever before I can even start using it. I have porn to watch, I don’t have time to mess with all of this opportunity cost that I have going on in my life. I want to watch as much porn as I possibly can online. I mean they don’t call me The Porn Dude for no reason. And so, Google Chrome does all of this for me and it does it really well.Autocompletion and smart search results amongst other thingsThe address bar in Google Chrome is not just an address bar. It knows exactly what you’re going to search and constantly finishes your address bar searches and often just sends you to the correct website straight away. That means that you don’t even have to waste time by looking at the search results page at all. You’re sent straight to the goal of your search and you get to do whatever you were going to do on there without any trouble whatsoever. Anyway, you’re going to love the fact that Google Chrome seems to know exactly how to finish your searches in a meaningful way and not randomly like some other search browsers and engines out there. Anyway, this just adds to the fact that you get to save a lot of time on Google Chrome.Great computational logic for faster page loading and download speedsAutocompletion is but a single fact that you get from a myriad of other things. Yes, I say myriad, fucking deal with it. You don’t get to where I’m at without being smart as fuck and I can tell you that I have all the smarts. The only thing I don’t have is Google’s smarts. That’s why I have to use Google Chrome for everything that deals with computational logic. If I’m looking to finish some business online and I’m looking to finish it fast, then I have to go with Google Chrome. I honestly can’t say anything bad about this web browser. I love the fact that it has all of the logic that it needs to complete the tasks that you need it to without any extra work on your part.Very secure, but has been more susceptible than other browsersThen there’s the fact that Google Chrome is pretty secure. And sure, I know that some people are going to jump the bus here and start screaming that Google Chrome isn’t as secure as you might think, or at least it’s not as secure as Firefox for example ore Brave or Opera and so on. And sure, it’s one of the most widely used browsers so of course, it’s going to have more security breaches than the other ones which aren’t used as often, but Google Chrome has the perfect tools to keep your safe online. The only problem that you might have is that everything is integrated into your desktop app for Google Chrome. Your profile and all your data are on one big pile just waiting to be exploited.Everything you need is in one place with Google ChromeHonestly, the fact that it’s all there is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it makes everything super simple to do and find, but at the same time, you’re more liable to hacker attacks. You can avoid this with some good internet practices such as strong passwords and not opening up fishy links. I mean if the links are fishy, then they might be phishing. Hey, I just thought of that. I think I’m gonna patent it, don’t fucking steal this from me cause it’s one of the best things that I’ve thought of all day. Anyway, let’s talk some more about the fact that Google Chrome is the go-to browser when it comes to almost every platform that you run. It doesn’t matter the OS or the device that you’re on, Google Chrome just works, and it works really well too.Pretty much every existing device supports Google ChromeEverything from mobile devices, through tablets, and even desktop PCs, Google Chrome is the king when it comes to internet searching. And at the end of the day, what you really need is a fast browser that will be able to load up all that porn quicker than the competition and that’s what Google Chrome is really good at, at the end of the day. It’s better for multiple reasons when you compare it to all other browsers, but the metric that you’re going to feel the most is the speed at which your porn videos load up online. And then there’s also the fact that there are so many malicious ads on porn sites. Luckily, Google Chrome usually prevents you from visiting any sort of malicious website that you might come across.So yeah, Google Chrome is just one of the best browsers out there on the market and it’s free. Need I say more? Honestly, you won’t need to worry about any other browser once you download Google Chrome. All you need is in one place with this one and you will definitely experience a huge speed boost especially when it comes to viewing and downloading porn, both in video and image format. I mean the browser is known for its speed after all, so that’s the thing that you should definitely notice immediately. Not to mention that you can customize Google Chrome to fit your needs with all sorts of themes so there’s that as well. Check Google Chrome out today!

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I just had a really weird experience that I might have avoided with uBlock Origin. My breakfast Viagra was kicking in hard, so I pulled up a lesbian tube. After watching Abella Danger eating pussy for a while, I tried to skip ahead to the scissoring. I got a spam pop-up for my trouble, but I was so engrossed in my fapping I ended up cumming to an advertisement for fake Rolex watches. I think I have a new fetish, as well as a newfound appreciation for cheap plastic watch bands. Metal chafes the dong way too much, no matter how well-lubed.Spam is one of the web’s biggest dealbreakers. I’ve got over a hundred free porn tubes listed here at ThePornDude, but those are a drop in the cum-bucket; most tubes don’t make the cut around here because they’re just minefields of dick-pill pop-ups and sexy dating pop-unders. Of course, I ain’t a dumbass. I cover my dick when I bang crack whores, and I use a spam blocker when I review porn sites. Today, I’ll be taking a look at uBlock Origin, a free, open-source ad content blocker.Block Dick-Pill Spam for FreeAh, free! It’s one of the best prices you can get on anything, whether we’re talking about used Fleshlights on Craiglist or spam-blocking browser plugins. uBlock Origin is free and easy as fuck to download and install in seconds. Just point your browser at uBlockOrigin.com, click the Get uBlock Origin button, and then automatically install it with another click. Even your grandpa should be able to do this without calling tech support and yelling at the phone.Then again, if grandpa is still using Internet Explorer like some kind of fucking dipshit, he’s out of luck. uBlock Origin is compatible with modern browsers for sophisticated masturbators and anybody else with half a brain cell. It will work on Chrome, Firefox, Microsoft Edge and Opera. It will even work on lesser-known web browsers like Chromium, so you hipster geeks will be happy. It worked on older versions of Safari, but I guess Apple’s just giving their customers the middle finger now. What’s new?The front page at uBlockOrigin.com lists their open-source status and their cross-platform, multi-browser support as a couple of the plugin’s main perks. The third major selling point they’re hyping is that they’re CPU and memory-efficient as hell. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t all that worried about my ad blocker eating up system resources, but they’ve got some interesting statistics. According to their study, the app could save consumers more than $1.8 billion a year, thanks to energy conservation. Bullshit or not, it certainly sounds impressive.A History of Blocking Animated Boner GIFsuBlock was first released back in 2014 and added the Origin part of its name in 2015. The plugin exploded in popularity right from the jump, which sounds about right. If your options are downloading a free plugin or sitting through a bunch of hentai game ads during your fap session, which would you choose? They already had 15 million users by 2016, and their status and reputation has only grown in the intervening years.One of the things that really blows my mind about the plugin is that it’s legit free, like no-bullshit free-free. Your ex might promise you no-strings-attached sex if you let her come over just this one time, but you and I both know she’s going to lock herself in your bathroom, drunk and sobbing loudly enough to wake your neighbors at 3 AM. There’s nothing like that with uBlock Origin.This anti-spam extension is so free that they straight-up refuse donations. I consider myself a pretty goddam noble dude in my pursuit of delivering perverts to their preferred masturbatory content, but I ain’t above collecting an affiliate commission here and there. The team at uBlock would prefer you donate to the block list maintainers.In case you’re wondering, block list maintainers keep up-to-date lists of every known server out there in the wild that serves up spam. When you’re running uBlock Origin, the plugin checks the block list and filters out anything coming out of the spam factories.Testing Out the Spam-Blocking PowerI had the plugin installed within the first 30 seconds of visiting uBlockOrigin.com, so I was ready to test it out immediately. Incidentally, I also had a raging hard-on, so it only seemed right to do my spam test on a porn tube. I chose XKeezMovies, a site I currently rank at #70 on my free tubes list. They’ve got good content, but like a lot of other tubes, they’ve got more spam than I like.First, I pulled up the site with uBlockOrigin turned off. A sidebar ad featured a half-second GIF loop of a dude holding his BBC next to a Pringles can, offering an extra four inches guaranteed. A video ad hovered in the bottom corner of the screen, offering paid porn when I came here precisely for the free stuff.I got a pop-under with my very first click and had to try again. The second time I made it through to the Exploited College Girls scene, draped liberally with Viagra offers and ugly girl hookup sites along the top and sides. When I clicked the video, I got a pop-up. I clicked it again and had to watch a video ad before I finally got to watch those college sluts. Jumping around in the video activated more pop-up ads.I was able to get off, but those ads were annoying. I took a short break to recharge and then went back to the main page, this time activating uBlock Origin first. The sidebar ads and hovering video I saw earlier were gone, the page instantly cleaner and easier to browse.This time, I picked a Czech Casting flick. I clicked through to the video page without any pop-ups or pop-unders. When I clicked the Play button, the video started playing immediately with no added bullshit to slow down my wanking experience. I didn’t get any random pop-ups while skipping around the video, either.No shit, uBlock Origin completely obliterated the spam I’d seen on my earlier visit to XKeezMovies. It really improved my experience with the site, so I ended up browsing for a few hours and stroking my cock until I ran out of lube.But Does It Always Work?I took a quick tour of random sites among my list of free tubes. By and large, that bad motherfucker I downloaded from uBlockOrigin.com crushed almost every ad before I even knew it existed. If you click the uBlock icon on your browser, you’ll see a tally of how many ads it struck down without you even noticing. After an hour of browsing, the total was already in the thousands.Like I mentioned earlier, though, spam blocking is a cat-and-mouse game. Occasionally during my leisurely drive along the pornography superhighway, an ad did make its way through uBlock Origin’s defenses. Sidebar ads were the most common, and I had a video ad play before a Latina movie I was trying to watch. Pops were largely eliminated, which is fucking rad.Before trying uBlockOrigin.com, I’d been using AdBlock Plus for years. The two spam extensions have pretty much the same basic set of features. Is uBlock better than ABP? Honestly, I’m not sure. They seem pretty interchangeable. Now that I’ve got both installed in Chrome, I can switch between the two or use both at the same time. Spam and the plugins that block it change all the time, which means there will sometimes be bad days for one or the other. There’s no really good reason not to have both.Installing a plugin like uBlock Origin should be a no-brainer to anybody who uses the Internet. It’s especially important to porn viewers who love cranking it to the free stuff, since the tubes are some of the worst offenders when it comes to ads. uBlock has been one of the industry leaders for a while, and for damn good reason: it’s free, it’s simple as hell, and it fucking works.

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If you're a cautious man or woman who likes keeping all of his/her browsing history as private as possible, then you've most likely already heard of Tor, but what do you know about the browser and the way it works? Well, The Porn Dude is pretty familiar with it, your porn daddy is going to explain to you the way it works. All in all, there aren't many flaws when it comes to using this little software right here. I mean, I haven't run into any significant issues up in here, seeing as people work on this little project of theirs day and night, even though it doesn't bring them money.To be quite honest, I truly admire them for what they're doing, so I have to say that they really have some guts putting this much effort into something that doesn't sell. Now, it would be a shame if we didn't use this little piece of software for work, seeing as someone out there put their heart and soul into it. That's what I think, at least. Now, it is best that you don't download anything through this browser, seeing as it is not meant to be as fast as your average browser. After all, the thing with Tor is that it is meant to provide you with absolute privacy, and not to help you surf the internet.So, then, there are a few things that we have to talk about. While they might not seem too important to you people at first, it will help you realize just how this browser works and which kinds of things it can be used for. So, you'll find that this little page right here lets you download their software for free, and there are also no ads on the page, which is pretty neat. It seems that this website works off donations and nothing but that, which is pretty amazing, seeing as most people aren't willing to throw cash at things that are already free. Well, that's at least how I see it in my head. People might be malicious and selfish by nature...but that's just my guess right there.However, whoever started using Tor ended up liking the browser so much that they throw tons of cash at the screen. I'd like to let you folks know that this browser right here is based off a build of Firefox. So, the interface pretty much looks the same, but the color scheme is a tad bit different, so look out for that. I mean, it's not like it matters too much, but if you want to familiarize yourself with the interface and the way it works (and trust me, you seriously do), then it is best that you know about the "lore" behind the browser.The way Tor worksThe very first time you open TorProject.org, you will find that the browser doesn't tell you a lot about how you're supposed to use it. However, the gorgeous homepage is there to tell you about the basics...if you're willing to pay attention. Now, what does it say here...this software is supposed to protect me from censorship and also surveillance. Well, that's pretty neat. I sure as hell do not want people looking through my search history. I'm sure as hell not ready to come out of the closet and tell the world about my unconventional sexual practices!Now, this browser can be downloaded on windows, but it also works on your Mac, iPhone, or your android phone, which is pretty neat. I mean, if you have a VPN and you browse the internet on your phone while using Tor, you're literally invisible to the world. You can even kick it up a notch, and join a public Wi-Fi network somewhere far away from your home, put on a hoodie or something like that, and then you will truly disappear.If you're willing to take all of these measures, then you are most likely a very paranoid person...or rather, your country is very, very authoritarian and they don't like the fact that you want to look at pictures and videos of two girls kissing, which is pretty sad. I think the Islamic world has countries like that...but I just might be wrong about that.Something you probably already knowNow, you know how certain governments like to stop you from watching porn? They want to increase the birthrates or they just straight-up think watching pornography is immoral and that no one should really watch it. All in all, a whole lot of bullshit things can fuck up your pornographic experience, but thankfully, this browser is here to help you out.One more thing that Tor is famous for is the fact that it allows you to wander through the deep web in search of horrors that the world has never really need. Now, this place right here is not that scary as people like to make it out to be. In the end, it is just a place where a lot of weird folks like to hang out, so yeah. However, I recommend that you do not try and go there, seeing as it would be a waste of time.I mean, if you're reading this article right here from ThePornDude's website, then you are most likely at least a little bit horny right now, are you not? Even if you're not, you're probably looking for things that are porn-related, there's no doubting that. So, you are probably wondering as to how you're supposed to utilize the Tor browser in the best way possible. How do I use this browser to enhance my porn watching experience?Well, the one practical use it has when it comes to watching pornography is hiding and defense. While Google Chrome's incognito mode really doesn't do much, even though it promises that it will not leave any search history, the privacy of Tor is actually real, and you don't need to worry about a single thing when you're using, especially if you have a VPN at the moment.So, if we take everything into account, we know that this browser is the best when it comes to watching porn anonymously. I mean, who wouldn't want that? You will surely find that this browser is quite helpful, so it is best that we give it the respect that it deserves! I mean, I am sure as hell worshiping it at the moment, but I've yet to build a shrine to this wonderful piece of art. However, this will be done when the time is right.The way it worksI have already explained it to you that this browser right here is essentially a re-skin of the Mozilla Firefox, so we should treat it as such. Now one thing I did not explain is exactly how does the privacy of this browser work. See, the data that should come to your computer from the internet is directly transferred to random computers from all over the world, and then all the connections are "scrambled" in a way, like this, there's essentially no way for you to recognize where certain signals come from. So, all in all, there really is no way for people to find out about the kind of porn you like to watch.Personally, thoughI mean, if you're going to download this browser only to watch porn with it, I think that you're taking things a tad bit too far, seeing as there's no reason to be that alert, for the most part. I've already told you about the other things you can do with your browser, so let's not talk about that right now. I mean, if you know how Mozilla Firefox works, then Tor will feel and look amazing to you.A few finishing touchesSo, now that I've told you about the way this browser works and all the ways you can use it do you feel like I've missed out on something important? I sure as hell do not feel like that! Now, I'll repeat myself and remind you lads that I appreciate the aesthetics of the browser. Hell, even the design of the website you get it from is pretty great, too. They do seem to like purple quite a bit, which is great because I like purple a lot as well. Now, the only thing left to say is: Click on one of those four buttons in the middle of the homepage and get yourself this amazing browser to start downloading to your computer.

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i Stripper? Well, it's good old VirtuaGirl (2) and their virtual desktop strippers! What do you do when simply watching porn is no longer enough? When you’ve seen all the sites, played all the games, jerked off to every known porn star in the industry? Sometimes simply watching porn when you have the urge just doesn’t cut it. Wouldn’t it be nice if you never had to stop looking at sexy ladies on your computer, even after the porn has ended and you’ve closed out all the tabs on your browser?Well, luckily, thanks to iStripper.com, now you don’t have to. Chances are, you’ve seen the iStripper aka Virtua Girl before, whether or not you have registered what it was. You know, those ads that sometimes pop up on porn sites, the ones of the beautiful girls dancing for you, right on your screen, as if a little stripper was living inside of your monitor? Okay, maybe that is a creepy way to think of it, but it is also the most accurate way to describe it.Any true porn addict has come across the i Stripper on a site at one point or another, whether or not he was aware of it. Well, what you might not have been aware of is the fact that you can actually download the iStripper onto your PC or Mac. In doing so, you won’t only get a tiny stripper at the corner of your web browser, though, she will take over as much of your screen as you desire—anywhere from down in the corner, to a full-screen option.Turn Your Computer Monitor Into Your Own Personal Strip ClubThat’s right, you can actually have a sexy stripper dancing just for you on the foreground of your computer, dancing and stripping, nonstop. Forever. Need a quick wank and don’t want to have to go through the trouble of choosing a site and hunting down the right video? No problem … your iStripper is right there to fulfill your need.iStripper is super easy to use. All you have to do is go to istripper.com and, so long as you have at least Windows XP or Mac OS 10.7 and 32 MB of free space available, you are good to go. Just download the file and start getting everything set up in a matter of about five minutes altogether.Once you have the program installed to your computer, you will instantly have over 3,000 shows to choose from, performed by 600 models. What’s more, iStripper updates with new shows every day, so you’ll never grow bored with what they have to offer. That means you get a brand-new porn star every day, stripping just for you, without ever having to step foot outside of your bedroom. No more dealing with sleazy strip clubs and spending exorbitant amounts of money to get a personal champagne room-level performance. Just pop open your laptop and enjoy!Although the iStripper program is free to download, you will have to shell out some cash in order to enjoy it fully. Not unlike camming sites, iStripper works on a credit-based system. New girls cost about 25 credits, but you only have to pay once in order to have access to that particular show over and over again. 25 credits, by the way, cost $4.99, but, as is the case with most things, the more you buy, the more you get for your money. Purchase 100 credits for $14.99, 250 credits for $29.99, or 500 credits for $49.99. Each purchase tier also comes with complimentary credits, which will help you on your way to collecting all the girls iStripper has to offer.If you are anything like me, chances are your next question is likely to be, but who are the girls anyway? Are they really sexy enough to pay that kind of money for? Well, according to the iStripper website, they hand select their international porn stars from top-notch French and American porn studios, so they are sure not to disappoint.As far as the quality is concerned, I was very impressed. These aren’t just some grainy videos. Impressively, iStripper has managed to provide the highest quality video for your desktop strippers. All content is shot in ultra HD 4K video, allowing you to pick the resolution that works best for your needs. Choose anything from 720p to 4K.Super Easy to Use and CustomizableThe program itself is also really easy to use, not to mention very customizable. Once you have everything installed and the program launched, a sample girl will automatically start dancing in the corner of your screen for you. The program will then lead you through a very helpful tutorial on how to use it (although it’s all pretty intuitive anyway), and you will have the option to view girls and purchase new shows.Basically, iStripper is a standalone program that, when the program’s window is closed, leaves just the girl you have selected to strip for you wherever you place her on your screen. The program window itself, though, comes with a ton of options and things to explore. Let’s check some of them out, shall we?At the top of the window, you will find a simple navigation menu bar. The first section is Featured Girls, which will give you a carousel of girls to scroll through. In the Featured Girls section, you can also narrow down your options by category. Choose from Popular, Blondes, Busty, XXX, Redheads, Costumes, Brunettes, and News (behind the scenes info on the shows and the girls, etc.).Or, feel free to select Girls Store, which will bring you to a customizable search of all the girls that iStripper has to offer, allowing you to easily purchase as many as you please. Filter results by Discounts or Wish List, Quality (Standard or Crystal Clear), Release Date, Hair Color, Ethnicity, and Category. There are plenty of category-themed shows to enjoy, from students to lingerie.There’s also a Previews section, which allows you to choose from all of the free previews that you’ve accumulated. According to the program, “A free non-nude preview is added ever 10 minutes. Buy their full-length erotic show and watch them as many times as you want!” This allows you, at least, the ability to see a sampling of what iStripper has to offer before you make a purchase (if you are still on the fence).The program also helps you conveniently keep track of and organize your girls, offering a “My Collection” feature, in which you can select and rearrange cards of all the girls you have purchased. I believe this is how you schedule shows, by rearranging the order in which girls appear in this part of the program.If all of this wasn’t enough to get you on board, iStripper also has a users’ forum that you can access from the iStripper control window. Here, you can become acquainted with iStripper in the “New Users Corner,” partake in some general banter about girls and shows in the “Everything About iStripper” thread, report bugs in “Bugs and Fixes,” throw out some suggestions to improve iStripper in “Ideas and Suggestions,” post and discuss fanart in “User Artwork,” discuss random shit that has nothing to do with iStripper in “About Everything Else,” or, finally, learn more about the backstage, behind the scenes, and upcoming stuff in the “Studio” thread.You can also, of course, buy credits with a single click from the program window and toggle your iStripper show on or off. In settings, tweak your shows to be exactly to your liking: change the max number of girls from 1 to 10, change the default size, and choose your own keyboard hotkey for quick deactivation (wouldn’t want your boss catching a glimpse of the hot shows on your screen while you’re at work). You can even set your shows in conjunction with your favorite shows. Just click into the music section and create a playlist to accompany your favorite porn stars’ sexy displays.All in all, if you have the money to spare, really enjoy strip shows (who doesn’t), meet the minimum software and hardware requirements (not hard to do at all), and want a customizable porn star experience right on your computer screen, I would definitely give iStripper a try.Personally, I found that when I had iStripper on, I was way more productive in doing my work than I normally would be. I guess there’s nothing like having a beautiful woman right there to motivate me to get my work done. How great would it be if iStripper could make this another feature? So that the girl actually reacts to how much work you’re getting done. The more you accomplish, the more she shows. I would definitely buy that.Either way, great work, iStripper (often misspelled as "istriper"). I definitely recommend checking it out.