Adult VOD Sites

Adult Time! Too lonely to Netflix And Chill? No worries, pal. I got something that will cheer you right up. Adult Time aka the Premium Adult Digital Entertainment Network won’t get you laid quite the same way as getting a woman drunk while showing her chick flicks, but they do have a metric fuck-ton of dirty movies to shake your dick at. You’re going to get off either way, right? You won’t even have to order the broad a pizza.It’s Like the Netflix of PornYou know what’s fucking weird? Nowhere on AdultTime’s landing page do they make a reference to the fact that they’re basically the Netflix of porn. Maybe it’s some kind of copyright thing, but I see other companies compare themselves to the streaming movie giant so I don’t know. What I do know is that AdultTime is totally the Netflix of porn.So what does the landing page say, if not that? They tell you can enjoy thousands of movies, series, and exclusive channels. Channels? Oh, maybe that’s what sets them apart from Netflix, and really gives them the advantage here.They claim to be The Only Subscription You’ll Need. That’s bold as hell, like the boasts and brags on every other porn site. The figures they’re citing look good, though. They’ve got over 100 channels, 50,000 episodes and at least 6 new releases a day. Channels include recognizable brands like Vivid, PureTaboo, BurningAngel and RoccoSiffredi.They’ve got Exclusive Adult Time Orginal Series. Again, it just screams Netflix of Porn. The landing-page teases include a bunch of ‘80s broads in spandex and leg warmers, and a sci-fi sex show called Future Darkly.At the bottom of the page is a big blurb explaining What Is Adult Time. They dance around the fact some more, but goddammit, what they’re describing is Netflix, only full of uncensored adult TV shows, movies, and series.The site has been mentioned in places like The Washington Post, Forbes and Rolling Stone, but who really cares? So was the fucking Segway. I’m more interested in this trial they’re offering, just like another site whose name rhymes with Wet Chicks. (Unlike Netflix’s freebie month, it turns out AdultTime’s trial is only 3 days and costs 3 bucks.)A Familiar Layout, But Full of SexOnce you get logged in, the main page of AdultTime looks really familiar. I swear I’ve seen this exact layout before, only it was full of non-pornographic movies and shows. There are rows of Latest Adult Time Updates and Recommended Scenes just for me, everything on top of a clean black background. The latest one, posted today, is a girl-on-girl taboo scene that I am already downloading, courtesy of the convenient button built into the thumbnail.The familiarity is comfortable. It’s just the sex-fueled version of something you’re already used to. The movie posters sliding across the top of the screen look a hell of a lot more appealing than the Bird Box, even if the women aren’t blindfolded. Not all of them, anyway.AdultTime.com is clearly trying to appeal to a wide audience. The featured movies at the top are pretty diverse. There’s a BBW love fest and a hardcore movie with foot fetish scenes. Tranny porn is on offer, as well as a rough-looking, bad cop-themed flick with Reluctance as one of its categories.I’m intrigued by the poster for something called Maid For Each Other. The photo is actually pretty clean, and maybe that’s why I want to see the girls in it get so dirty. I click through and find an opportunity to check out a Girlsway Original Mini-series.Way Better Than Stranger ThingsThe Series pages give you quick access to every available episode. Maid For Each Other is brand new, so there’s actually only one 36-minute episode to watch right now. There are previews of two upcoming episodes to keep you hooked, though. Next week Kenzie Reeves, Alina Lopez, and Mackenzie Moss will be fingering themselves together, so I think I’ll have to come back.The first episode is called Office Cleaning. The young blonde comes in to clean the place up, but the thick-bootied MILF behind the desk really starts taking advantage of her a couple of minutes in. I’m pretty sure what’s happening is considered sexual harassment. I downloaded the clip as evidence, and I’ll be studying the pussy-licking scene extensively.The production values are solid, which is something I noticed in more of AdultTime’s offerings as I browsed the site. I was worried they’d have to pad that giant catalog with some wonky-eyed crackwhores or something, but I didn’t find any bullshit productions. This is all good, polished studio smut.Below each video, you’ll find a synopsis and all the relevant tags. Click on Tribbing, Fingering, Teen or Older/Younger to jump to AdultTime’s full stash of that category. There are also thumbnails of the babes in the picture, leading to their profiles.So Many Beautiful Girls to Choose FromI fell in love with this young slut Scarlett Sage as I was watching her work that pussy, so I needed to see what else she’s got on the site. I clicked my way through to her profile, which is actually a little light on information. You won’t find a bio or even stats, but there is a lot of porno to look at and that’s really what you came for.Scarlett actually has 30 movies on AdultTime already, so I’ll be busy for a while. I’ll have to cancel my evening feeding and defecating routine. There are photo sets as well, most of which are pulled directly from the movies.She’s been in material for a half dozen of the site’s channels, including All Girl Massage, Mommy’s Girl, and Web Young. I got curious what else I could find channel-surfing, so I hit the Channels page.The Channels page lists 152 channels, which is overwhelming, but there’s a search engine built into the sidebar. The Gay and Tranny porn is filtered out by default, so add it back in if that’s your bag. Me? I checked off a few of my favorite categories from the sidebar: Asian, Blowjob, Gangbang, Squirting, and Teen.All those tags I picked only narrowed things down to 117 results. If you spend a lot of time browsing Netflix without being able to choose something, AdultTime might fuck you right up. On the other hand, most of you are going to be happy with the overabundance of Asian teens giving blowjobs and squirting during gangbangs.Cheaper Than Cable TV, and With More NudityAdultTime’s full streaming and downloading plan is $30 USD a month, which is pretty much what every porn site costs these days unless you’re into some really kinky niche stuff. These guys may not have tentacle incest hentai, but they’ve got a mountain of the stuff normal perverts jerk it to. The Fetish and BDSM sections are a little lighter, but there’s some extra kinky stuff in there for the deviates.If you don’t need downloads because you’re such a modern man with Internet access, the streaming-only plan will save you ten bucks. Ballers who can afford a year at a time will end up paying ten bucks a month, which is actually cheaper than Netflix’s Standard plan.Overall, I’m very impressed with AdultTime. They’ve got an awesome library of smut with a fucking killer presentation. As the Netflix of porn, though, it’s missing one key feature: how do I stream it to my TV? Netflix and other streaming services, including smut sites, have support baked into their video players. I need that Chromecast button so I can watch buttholes gaping on a much bigger screen. I’ve seen other sites roll this out slowly, so let’s hope AdultTime gets with the times.One-fee access to a variety of porno is nothing new. Usually, it’s framed as a network of sites, but AdultTime takes the more modern approach of billing themselves as another video streaming service. The site looks and feels just like Netflix, only their selection is even better. The smut’s well organized and easy to get to, and way more than you’ll ever need. Check these perverts out.

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Video Box! The Internet has largely replaced the old style of porn stash, hidden under a mattress or in the top of a closet. Without the need to pile up physical copies of movies, we can pull up a much wider range of material instantly on a phone or laptop. A membership to a good porn site is a lot like having your own sex video box that you carry with you all the time. One such sex video box is Video Box.These guys are so confident in their collection that the preview page doesn’t even have any images, just hard facts in black and white. VideoBox.com is massive, they say, and mobile-friendly. They update 5 times a day with 1080p clips that you can stream or download. It’s an enticing offer, even without a video of a bitch spreading her pussy lips. As The Porn Dude, I felt it was my duty to investigate further.That’s a Ton of FuckingThe main page of VideoBox is fairly subdued. Nothing is flashing and no videos are automatically playing. There’s a clean header and sidebar, but most of the page is dominated by movie links. Instead of the screengrabs, you see on most porn sites, each sex film is represented by its DVD cover. The only clips with screengrabs are a handful of Recently Popular Premium Scenes.I tried clicking on one of those Recently Popular Premium Scenes, but it turns out my membership doesn’t include that premium content. The VOD section will work without entering my credit card again, though. If I watch any of the 100,000 videos on-demand or tip one of the “free” cam girls, the charges come through my regular VideoBox account.There’s a VB On TV link that brings you to a page explaining how to watch VideoBox on Roku, AppleTV, or AirPlay. If you were hoping to stream lesbian cheerleader scenes to your TV via Chromecast, you’re shit out of luck for now.My first real stop along my tour was the Studios page. I wanted to see what kind of players VideoBox was working with, and whose smut I was going to see. At nearly 400 studios, the list runs way deeper than I thought. I immediately see established names in the business like Elegant Angel, Platinum X, and Anarchy Films. VideoBox is clearly no repository of sub-par, half-baked porno flicks.The Pornstars page has nearly 13,000 professional sluts listed. They’re listed by popularity, which is, unfortunately, the only way to sort them. You’ll see a lot of names you recognize on the first page, like Sasha Grey, Asa Akira, and Jenna Haze. Clicking any of these chicks goes to their profile, which includes links to all of their scenes on the site.Next, I checked out the Movies, Scenes, and Clips sections. Their catalog includes more than 20,000 full-length pornos, more than 110,000 scenes, and more than 330,000 clips. That’s some stash. It may even rival the collection kept at the Vatican. You can sort them by Newest, A to Z, Most Popular, Recommended, or Rating.Currently, the number one most popular video on VideoBox is actually a classic from their collection. Fucking Hot Chics #1 was uploaded all the way back in 2007. If it’s having a resurgence now, it’s probably worth a look, right?Scene by Scene, Blow by BlowI clicked through to the Fucking Hot Chics #1 page. At the top are links to the rest of the series, so I already know I’m going to have triple homework tonight. Clicking anything on the list of pornstars and niches or the studio name will bring you to other movies with the same tags.The movie is broken down by scene, each of which is represented on the page by a handful of screengrabs. Hot Chics #1 has four scenes, each with a different chick going to town with some lucky motherfucker. Beneath each scene are options to download as a large or small MP4, see more thumbnails, add to the stash, or play the scene. Guess which one I clicked.The embedded player on the video page is basic. You can play or pause, adjust the volume, slide around the timeline, or go fullscreen. That’s it. You can’t adjust the quality, which is about what you’d expect from a 2007 DVD. It’s definitely good enough to see why this gonzo flick is blowing up more than a decade later.I wanted to see if the player was any different for higher-def videos, so I made my way back to the Latest HD Movies I saw on the main page. A new gangbang flick called Very Very Deep #4 was just added today. I knew it was what I wanted because the tags included Anal, Cumshot, and Gaping.As suspected, this one includes two HD options in the video download section. The video player itself has an HD button that makes the whole image snap into crystal-clear focus.What Kind of Smut Do They Have?I find a site’s list of genre tags tells you a lot about what they’re peddling. VideoBox has almost 100 Niches on their list. Popular categories like 18+ Teen, Big Cock, and Cumshot have thousands of movies each.There’s some kinky stuff, but it’s clear VideoBox focuses on your regular old hardcore porn with gangbangs, creampies, and lesbians. The fetish category has a couple of thousand movies, but there’s no deeper breakdown into specific paraphilias. If fetish clips are all you can beat off to, you’re probably not looking at sites like this anyway.Roll Your Own PornoDid you see a cumshot that really had you going? Or was it a double-penetration scene that you want to watch again? Maybe you’re thinking of two seconds of squirting that will make you cum buckets if you could just watch it on repeat. VideoBox has a pretty fucking cool feature that will let you do just that.Below each video player, you’ll find a button that says Create Clip. Clicking it puts a little frame on the time bar of the video, allowing you to select a portion of the clip. Choose your scene, click the checkmark, and boom! You’ve now got a custom scene for your private collection on VideoBox.In case you’re the type to hoard MP4s instead of streaming your blowjob scenes, there’s also a Custom Download button. Clicking this one brings up the whole scene as a series of thumbnails. You get to pick the start and end frames.Masturbating on AutopilotAnother really kickass feature VideoBox has is the Flow Mode. It can theoretically save you a lot of clicking while you’re surfing porn, letting Rosy Palms and her five sisters stay busy with your little friend.The Flow Mode page is as simple as it could be. There’s a list of categories and below it a video player. Check off a couple of your favorite categories and the player will serve up exactly the smut you’re looking for.Fucking Hot Chics #1 had gotten my whistle really wet for more gonzo scenes with brunettes. I checked the applicable boxes and waited. The player said, “Slicing, dicing, and shuffling videos for your pleasure. Please wait for the flow to begin.”I got pretty excited in the 5 minutes I waited, which was followed by another 5 minutes of disappointed sadness. I had to masturbate to cheer myself up. Thankfully, I was already logged in to a site with over 20,000 dirty movies to watch.The Flow Mode seems like it would be a great way to waste a lazy afternoon, or maybe a whole week or two. It’s possible I just came on a bad day, because everything else on the site worked. It’s definitely the kind of thing I like to see, so I will be back.VideoBox really does seem to have one of the better smut stashes on the ‘net. They’ve drawn their material from so many awesome studios to build one hell of a collection. While I was disappointed that Flow Mode didn’t work during my visit, the custom clip options made this horny fucker’s day.

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I had Dorcel Vision recently, so I made an appointment to visit the local eye doctor to see if she had anything that could help. It turns out she didn’t, and now there’s a photo of me near the counter and a note to call the police if I show up. I guess the lesson here is that if you’re afflicted with a condition named after a world-famous French-Hungarian pornographer, you’re better off just jerking off than getting a new pair of glasses.Then again, maybe Dorcel Vision isn’t an eye problem at all. I’ve been perusing DorcelVision.com all morning, and their premium 4K smut is all crystal clear and hot as fuck. The site’s logo says the company has been around since 1979, though the actual website is a few years younger. Their business model is old school, though; instead of the usual subscription model you find at most premium sites, these guys are selling dirty movies pay-per-view. Fire up your fax machine; we’re going fap to the future with some porn VOD.Big Names and Big Tits in a Big CatalogIf you aren’t familiar with Marc Dorcel, let me get you up to speed. The dude’s in his eighties now, but he’s still putting out dirty movies. Most pornographers don’t even have a Wikipedia page, but Marc’s got a lengthy one that lists dozens of awards from respected outfits like AVN and XBIZ, including his 2015 induction into the AVN Hall of Fame. I’m not sure how much he’s actually putting his hands all over the equipment these days, but his company is still banging out the high-end smut.Dorcel was originally known for Euro porn, but the site doesn’t have the rail-thin girls or low production values you sometimes get with those Eastern Bloc porn sites. A few of the video covers out on the front page have that arty “erotica” look, but overall the stuff’s on par with what you’d find on one of the big-name American sites. In fact, there’s even some American porn mixed in there.DorcelVision has got a ton of drop-dead gorgeous pornstars lining pretty much every page on the site. Valentina Nappi is looking sultry as fuck on the cover of one of their newer flicks, but it’s not like she ever looks bad. Riley Reid, Asa Akira and Ella Knox also have videos out front, and there are lesbians I’ve never heard of but will definitely be watching later.It isn’t all Dorcel-produced stuff, either. They’ve got content from a range of porn studios, many of them well-known. There’s a Big Naturals movie from HardX, and some “innocent” girls going bad in a newer movie from 21Naturals. They’ve also got movies from companies like Private, Sex Art, Reality Kings, Vixen and Bellesa Films.DorcelVision.com feels like a little like shopping at the weird-smelling porno store just off the highway. Instead of the screengrabs you see on most porn sites, most of the thumbnails look like DVD covers. The format may be different, and the cocks may be blurred out, but it’s still plain to see these chicks are getting into all kinds of trouble.Let’s Get Into All Kinds of TroubleDorcel Vision carries a nice, wide variety of porn. A swinger’s club movie near the top of the tour page has group sex at the pool, while a babysitter-themed movie offers scenarios that would certainly get you divorced in real life. The title for Surrender to Anal Volume 5 tells you all you need to know about the flick, while the scantily clad trio on the cover of Hobby only hints at the depravity within.The full Categories page has dozens of thumbnailed subgenres of smut. A lot of them are standards you’ll find anywhere like Big Tits, Orgies and MILFs. There’s a Fetish/SM category with 146 films, 138 with Shemales, 36 VR movies and 161 filed under Cure of Youth. In case the category name confuses you, the thumbnail of a wrinkly old dude banging a hot young babe spells it out a little more explicitly.I mentioned earlier that Dorcel’s a European dude, but they’ve got porn for around the globe on DorcelVision. They break down the regions a bit in the categories area, which may come in handy if you get a boner for a certain accent or just like the way French girls carry themselves. They’ve got nearly 2000 movies filmed in France, 367 from Spain, 342 from Eastern Europe and a couple of hundred British pornos. Belgian, Italy, and Germany have their own sections, and branching out of Europe, they’ve got a few dozen Japanese and African films, and almost 2400 made in America.I was really hoping to find a ton of free previews among all those categories, but you usually just get some free images. There are a handful of video trailers out front, though, which was where I got my first look at Lyra Law as she surrendered to anal. It’s so hot I felt my willpower surrender. Freebies can only fuel so much of a fap session; I had to see how much the full versions cost.How Much for the New One with the Butt Stuff?Most paysites cost thirty bucks a month for an all-you-can-fap buffet of porno, but DorcelVision.com isn’t your typical paysite. The payment model is different, but at least they’re offering some promos. I’m reviewing the site a week before Valentine’s Day, so they’re offering up to $200 worth of free porn and 30% off all movies.The bad news is that the packages still start at $50. They give you another $50 credit, but that’s still a big ask. The real question is, how far will that carry you on your masturbatory adventures?The prices do vary a bit, but most of the new releases will run you about ten bucks to rent for 2 days and twice that to buy. Since they’re currently offering that 30% off, the Valentina Nappi movie I noticed out front would cost me about $17 if I wanted to keep it. (It’s not just Valentina, though. Impulse vol.3 has 5 scenes, included romps with Anna Polina, Tiffany Leiddi, Ania Kinski and Aya Benetti.)If you don’t normally buy premium smut, you’re probably thinking, damn, that’s expensive. If you do purchase porn a lot, you’re probably still thinking, damn, that’s expensive! You can barely rent three movies at regular DorcelVision price for the cost of a whole paysite. We’re talking OnlyFans levels of spending, easy, without that pseudo-intimacy you get on those social media sex sites.Give Me Some of that PornoI decided to start my official fap test of DorcelVision.com with a compilation of Private’s Best of 2021. Running nearly two hours, it seemed like it offered a better bang for my buck than some of the shorter flicks on the site. At ten dollars for a 48-hour rental, I wanted every second to count.As I finalize my order, I can’t help notice a major difference between Dorcel Vision and AEBN, another premium VOD site. AEBN rents and sells flicks using a very similar model, but they also give you the option of paying by the minute. It seems like a good way to milk users for a couple of bucks every time they visit, and it still manages to feel a lot cheaper from the user’s end. I’m disappointed nothing like that is integrated here.As soon as I click Validate, the page flicks back to a full-screen video player. This video maxes out at 1080p HD and plays smoothly enough, though I have to wait for a few seconds of buffering each time I jump around between doggystyle sequences, blowjobs and threesomes. Buffering is always annoying, and it’s even worse when you’re flipping through a movie as long as this one. It’s great porn, though, as I expected from the Private brand.Dorcel Vision has some great smut. In fact, they’ve got thousands of X-rated movies, from some incredible studios, starring some beautiful, talented video whores. That said, I wouldn’t make this my main masturbatory stash unless I was rich enough not to care how much money I spent on jerking off.If anything, I think DorcelVision.com is a good supplement to whatever else you’re jerking off to. Because their catalog is so big and wide-ranging, I could see popping in a couple of times a month to rent a flick in a genre not covered by whatever paysites I happen to be subscribed to at the moment. Be careful, because those movies can add up fast if you’re on a masturbation binge.

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If GameLink was a newer brand, I might assume from the name they were selling video games or maybe the face-to-face kind you play on a board with your family. Of course, they’ve been around since 1997, which is more than enough time to establish themselves as a world-class emporium of smut. Only a handful of porn sites from the era still exist, so you can guess a lot about their quality just from their longevity.I’d argue their mature age is hinted at in their business model. These days, most premium sites offer memberships only, but GameLink.com lets porn consumers choose how they’d like to buy their dirty movies. They’ve got an Unlimited subscription service, or you can buy individual movies/clips. There’s a bit of a generational divide here, so I already know the membership plan will appeal a lot more to the younger perverts out there, but let’s dig in and see what they’ve really got to offer.An Old-Time Porn Shop, Updated for TodayIt’s hard not to assume the a-la-carte movie sales are a relic from the past, preferred by old-schoolers who didn’t mind-blowing their whole paychecks on stacks of DVDs in the old days. While GameLink’s got a modern layout with fresh graphics and all the trappings of a 2021 website, it still retains a little bit of that classic porn-store flavor. The front pages are loaded up with movie covers, instead of the usual screengrabs and thumbnails you find on most paysites.Their origins as a hard-copy porn shop are also apparent in their toy section. They’ve got a massive selection of adult playthings like dildos, handcuffs, lubes and cock rings. It’s a well-organized collection, broken down into categories like Anal Toys, BDSM Fetish, For Couples and Sensual Products. You can also peruse by manufacturer, with dozens of fap-sleeve, sex doll and condom producers listed in their full index.I’m all stocked up on silicone vaginas right now, though, and I’ve got one all lubed up to review all this smut on the menu. Even before I start digging, I already see dirty movies from a ton of big-time producers, starring a ton of big-name pornstars. A lot of brands with paysites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude are represented, with recent flicks from outfits like FakeHub, Age and Beauty, Tushy Raw, Jules Jordan and Vixen.One of the things I always love about sites like GameLink.com, offering erotic cinema from so many different companies, is that you always end up with a truly wide variety of kinks, fetishes and sexual interests. Threesomes, lesbians, big-titted MILFs and naughty teens are plastered all over the front page, and their full Categories page takes a deep dive into hundreds of microgenres of porn.Breaking Down the Pricing StructuresIf most of the Internet succumbed to the coronavirus tomorrow, leaving just a handful of sites standing, you could theoretically do all your adult-needs shopping at GameLink. They’ve got damn near any kind of porn you’d want, barring some of the more extreme niche fetishes, plus all the toys you’d need if you didn’t want to touch that disgusting thing with your own bare hands.The big question is whether you should do all your porn shopping here, even though the rest of the Internet does still exist. We’ll get to the Unlimited subscription in a second, but first, let’s look at their other options.Clips, or individual porn scenes, usually cost between $1 and $3 with a VOD Own option only. With full multi-scene movies, you can do a 2-day VOD rental for a few bucks, VOD streaming for life for a few more, or VOD own for around twice that. For example, right now, a new Babes movie called Sharing With Stepmom 8 will cost you $4.19 to watch for a couple of days, $6.99 to watch on GameLink.com forever, or you can download it to your hard drive for $15.39. In this case, there’s also a DVD available for $25.99, which grandpa should be happy about.Alternately, you can pay by the minute to watch whatever clips and movies you want. They get cheaper as you buy more, but the easiest benchmark for comparing GameLink to other sites is their 240-minute package. At around $30, it’s what you’d pay for most subscription paysites. The minutes don’t expire, so depending on how much porn you watch per month, it may be a better deal than a regular membership site.How About the GameLink Unlimited Membership?Which brings us to the GameLink.com membership plan, GameLink Unlimited. The regular monthly price is twenty-five bucks, making it a little cheaper than most paysites. The price goes down for longer subscriptions, with a yearly rate that breaks down to $12.50 a month. Not fucking bad at all.It’s definitely worth noting that most of the GameLink.com catalog is included with Unlimited. As of this writing, the site has 156,816 full-length movies, 101,886 of which are available to Unlimited subscribers. Of their 617,165 clips, members get access to 411,342. It doesn’t take a fucking genius mathematician to see this is the best way to go for most masturbators.GameLink Unlimited members also get some special discounts on things like sex toys, DVDs, and PPM minute packages. That means if you want to dip into some of the content that ain’t included with Unlimited, you at least get a little break on the price.While its use isn’t limited to Unlimited subscribers, I’m sure the GameLink Roku app will help sell a lot of subscriptions. I’ve seen other paysites with Roku apps and I don’t normally get too worked up about it, but in this case, it means you can watch porn from multiple big-name studios on your TV using the same app. That’s more convenient, better porn, and a better deal than any shitty, overpriced softcore cable TV add-ons available through your local provider.Enjoying the Scenic View of SavannahI figured I’d start my official fap test with one of the newer, more popular clips in the Unlimited selection. Young Hottie Savannah Sixx Knows How To Keep Her Stepbrother’s Mouth Shut is a 43-minute scene that’s also available to download for $4.49, thanks to my member’s discount. To keep shit convenient, GameLink has lined up some more of Savannah’s work beneath the video player, as well as more scenes from the publisher, Team Skeet.The site ain’t hurting for bandwidth, because the movie streams smoothly and cleanly at full 1080p HD. Savannah’s drunk in the beginning, pleading with her bother behind the camera not to tell on her. I skipped ahead a few minutes to the POV blowjob, the video jumping without much buffering. Goddamn, she’s got such pretty eyes and a mouth that makes me raging hard.The built-in video player is pretty basic, but I’m glad they’ve included playback speed controls alongside the resolution options. I watched the little slut get her hairy twat hammered in slo-mo, savoring every thrust as I played along at home.A lot of the content on GameLink is available on other sites; this particular video is also in the member’s area over at TeamSkeet. What GameLink Unlimited does so well, is give you access to smut from a bunch of big names for one price. While they don’t have all the exclusive content from every paysite out there, they roll enough of it together that you’re getting an incredible bang for your buck. Imagine how much your pockets would hurt if you subscribed to all those sites.If the Unlimited subscription isn’t your bag, I can also see the site being useful for supplementing your regular fap routine and paysite memberships. For example, if you’re a loyal Brazzers subscriber but really need to see that Savannah Sixx movie, it can be yours for a few bucks. That’s my standard advice for VOD sites, since buying all your porno by the movie is a really expensive way to keep up your masturbation habit.I’ll be honest; I was ready to write GameLink.com off as a shop whose time has come and gone. They’ve adapted with the times, though, which is how they’ve been able to survive for over two decades now in an increasingly crowded market. Their Unlimited membership is easily their best value for my money, but they’ve got all kinds of stuff to keep all kinds of perverts happy. Check them out if you’re looking for a cheap way to watch movies from multiple producers, or if you just need to re-up on butt plugs.

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Do you want to stream full porn movies at Bang.com? That has to be the domain score of a lifetime, am I right? It’s quick, punchy, straight to the point, and tells you everything you need to know about the site before you ever even visit. Fuck, the people of Bang studios really lucked out with that one. It really makes you wonder if they are able to live up to the high expectations that a name like Bang sets up for a premium pay porno site.Well, let’s take a look, shall we? From the moment you log into the members’ area, you are immediately assailed with an ad. Alright, not off to a great start, Bang, I’m not gonna lie. You already have my fucking money, and you want more of it? That is fucking bullshit. No, you aren’t getting any more of my money. Nor are your fucking partners. Just bring me to the supposedly great porn that I’m already paying for. Okay, whatever. Just click “bring me to the members’ area” and ignore it, I guess.Wait! Don’t click into the members’ area quite so fast. In smaller, easy to miss text, you’ll find “don’t show me this again.” Yes. Click there first. Well, I guess that option almost makes up for the fact that you are advertising to me on a fucking paysite. At least you grant me the option to only be advertised to once. Fine, I’ll allow it. I have seen much worse in terms of ads on pay similar paysites before.Lots of Shit Going On Here…Okay, now you can click into the members’ page. The site looks pretty cool. You’ve got some sleek design, your typical black background and red text combo, and a ton of thumbnails broken into a bunch of categories. You’ve got a giant promotion for the main video they are peddling at the moment at the very top of the page. Below, you’ll find “New Bang Originals” along with a list of channels to choose from.Keep scrolling down and you will find a section titled “Bang Prime,” which I believe is meant to be something similar to Amazon Prime, in that Bang is providing its members with content made by other production studios. This is pretty cool, in my opinion, and a feature that I have yet to see on any other premium site. It’s always great when a site gives you plenty of options to mix things up and explore different content, especially since each studio tends to have its own niche.Scroll down a little further and there is another enormous promotion. This time it is for Bang’s newest series, Pretty and Raw, subtitled, “Pretty babes get a taste of RAW hardcore sex.” Okay, at least it’s not an ad for another site. But, it is still pretty fucking frustrating because it is huge—we’re talking the full size of a normal web page—and constantly playing clips on a loop, so it slows down the rest of the site a little bit. But, whatever, keep scrolling.The next section of the home page consists of today’s featured videos, and, below that, you’ll find a “because you watched…” section. I think that is a nice touch, especially since these sites can be massive and often not super easy to navigate at first. So, I always appreciate it when a site can recommend content to me based on my taste, so I don’t have to spend hours sifting through everything that they have on the site.Lost in a Sea of CuntAs you may have gathered from reading the last few paragraphs. Bang’s homepage is huge. And it’s not particularly clean or well-organized. Plus, as I mentioned, it’s kind of slowed down due to two giant promotional videos automatically playing at all times. I would like to see Bang clean up their home page a bit—pare it down a little, chill out with the video promotions, and provide more of a clear navigation tool for the site.It’s not like Bang is a small site. Not by any means. They boast 122,037 videos on the home page (with a counter tracking how many of the grand total you have watched, which is kind of a fun feature). I wish that Bang gave its users a little more in the way of navigating all of these videos. The only options you have in the site’s menu bar are “Videos,” “B! Originals,” “Prime,” “Channels,” “Porn Stars,” and “Live.” Nothing in the way of a comprehensive search or a directory of categories (at least that is easy to find).Great Original ContentAs far as Bang’s original content is concerned, I think it is quite good. It’s well shot, not overly cinematic, and the models are all exceptional. One thing that I can definitely appreciate about Bang’s original content is that the cameramen know how to vary their angles and, furthermore, what to focus on.Too often in “premium” porn videos I feel like the cameraman is more concerned with shooting the set than the fucking. Or they will linger on one angle for too long (or, conversely, switch angles too frequently). This is not the case with Bang videos, though. The camera works each angle and position for just the right amount of time before switching to something new. This is a tricky balance to strike at times, so, as a connoisseur of pornographic material, I would like to applaud the Bang team for having excellent instincts.Slamazon PrimeBang has, in addition to all of its original content, a list of channels for members to choose from. These are broken up based on category, and there are plenty of them. When you click into the “channels” page, it starts to feel similar to a tube site. You have “18 Schoolgirlz,” “18 and Black,” and Latina and Horny” to choose from (just to name a few). This is the part of Bang.com that starts to feel a little better organized and easier to navigate.On the left side of the screen, in addition to a list of channels, you’ll find tabs for your favorited videos, liked, history, watch later, and your playlists. And I suppose the category filtering is done for you through the separate channels. But, even still, it seems odd that you don’t have anything available in the way of tags.I never knew how much I appreciated tags until I visited Bang and had to get on (and get off) without them. They just make everything so much easier and better organized. Once you click into the video, sure, there are tags for you to explore from, but it just seems like they should also be accessible on other pages.A Few Missing Parts…Another typical porn site feature that is somewhat glaringly missing from Bang.com is the ability to comment on videos. They allow you to “like” or “dislike” videos, of course, but that is where user interfacing kind of begins and ends with Bang. I always appreciate a site (especially a site that I’m paying for) that provides at least a little bit of a sense of community or interactivity in some way. In the post-social media digital world, it just seems unacceptable that, when so many other sites do offer such features, a site would not have these basic functionalities.To Bang’s credit, however, regarding user interfacing, etc., they do have their own cam site filled with super sexy models ready to please your every desire. As well as a site dedicated to amateurs and homemade content. Sadly, though, these features require extra registrations and upgrades and are not included in the standard Bang Prime membership.Extra, Extra!That being said, Bang does have a rather impressive blog and news section that is updated regularly and contains a shit ton of fascinating reads to keep you entertained in between fappings. Their blog includes op-ed pieces on the adult industry and sex trends, news about Bang models and events, and interviews with some of the hottest girls in porn. It is definitely not every day that you come across a porn site that also doubles as a quasi-journalistic outlet.But, then again, maybe that is something that would only be of such interest to me, being a hired geek of the written word and all. You degenerates, I’m sure, could give a fuck less about a porn sites' journalistic merits, and for good reason, you just came to cum! Well, lucky for you, there’s plenty of reason to cum to Bang.com—hundreds of thousands of videos from a broad range of lesser-known (but still great) studios, and plenty of original content as well.Sure, the site could have been designed a bit better, but, hey, if it gets the job done, I’m a happy fapper. And Bang.com certainly does get the job done. Happy wanking, fuckers!

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What in the world is better than mountains of free porn? You already know how easy it is to score nearly unlimited amounts of anal bang smut and teen lesbian group-sex movies on the free tubes. I’m sure you’ve also seen those ads promising to enhance your free tube experience for a few bucks. As distracted as I usually am by the free public threesomes and airtight orgies, my curiosity finally got the best of me, and I ended up checking out XVideos.red.Every fapper on the Internet has rubbed out more than a few to the free offerings at XVideos. It is, after all, one of the biggest tubes out there with over 2 million visitors a day. XVideos.red is the XVideos premium service. It’s a bit more modest in terms of hard numbers, with around 8,000 visitors per day. Still, that’s more than a lot of you expected. What makes a person bust their wallet out when a tube is already offering over 9 million videos for free? I’m ThePornDude, so besides my personal interest, it’s actually my professional duty to find out.Why Should I Pay for a Free Tube?My overall appreciation for XVideos.com ain’t a secret. If you’ve read my review, you know I love their truly monumental collection, the efficient organization of the site, and of course, the price. Hell, even if you haven’t seen my review, you may have noticed I rank them as #2 on my list of Free Porn Tube Sites, right behind the king daddy of them all, PornHub.If you’re a regular visitor to their legendary library of smut, you’ve already seen the ads for XVideos Red. They’re fairly respectable about it, not slamming the upsells in your face or tricking you into clicking the sign-up link like the shadier tubes will do. Still, it’s impossible not to notice the RED Videos link in the header. Click it, and you’ll see some of the hottest thumbnails they’ve got to offer, like Mia Khalifa getting stuffed, Latina incest movies, and uncensored Japanese Adult Video.But click on one of those thumbnails, and you’re presented not with a video page and some moving pictures to shake your dick at, but a presell page for XVideos Red. It’s an enticing ad. XVideos itself has one of the uglier layouts among the free tubes, but they bring out the big guns when they want you to spend cash. This is the kind of polished landing page you see on major premium sites, with big-ass HD images of some of your favorite pornstars getting nasty.Beside a picture of Abella Danger with her cunt exposed and a blue dildo up her asshole, the site promises “No Ads. Just Nonstop Porn.” It’s enticing, sure, though to be honest, XVideos ain’t one of the worst offenders when it comes to spam. With a blocker running, I don’t really have any issues with their free offerings.An XVideos free account lets you download sex movies in SD, but XVideos.red gives you access to downloads in crisp, clear 4k ultra-HD. Many porn consumers prefer the convenience of streaming to hoarding a collection the wife might find buried on your laptop, but this feature will really appeal to those of you building an offline porn collection for the end of the world.That’s a Lot of Premium SmutThe perk that really sold me, though, was the exclusive material. On top of the 9 million videos everyone gets to watch for free, XVideos Red subscribers get over 120,000 full movies. Porn memberships often boil down to a numbers game, and these fuckers just kill it. That massive collection includes top pornstars and world-class studios, as well as independent and amateur video whores and amateurs.The other numerical element of that paysite numbers game? I’m talking about the price, my perverted friends. At just ten bucks a month, XVideos.red represents one of the best deals in premium adult entertainment online. They’ve got a nice system built-in, so a lot of your subscription dollars go directly back to the sluts and studios you love the most, financing another round of Asian masturbation videos, interracial blowjob orgies, and teenage lesbian experimentation.The first thing you’ll see when you get logged in is a wall of the newest scenes to hit the site. I hope you’ve got an overactive libido or a really reliable Viagra dealer, plus a massive stockpile of something slippery to prevent chafing. XVideos.red is updated with around 250 new movies every day.Like the rest of the XVideos collection, there’s no real overarching theme to the pornography on display. It’s just a delicious grab-bag of all kinds of freaky sexual treats. There are college girls playing naked Truth Or Date in their dorm room, Ebony schoolgirls masturbating for the camera, and hot Southern belles getting their asses reamed. There are dildos going into every hole, thick girls fucking on a public beach, and a few footjob movies for the fetishists.All the Freaky Porn Sex You Love MostWith the typical weekly-update schedule of your typical paysite, paid-up perverts usually look forward to a regular wank to some new porn every 7 days. Hundreds of scenes per day is a little overwhelming, even for a professional like me. XVideos.red has fetish porn, big-studio smut from companies like BangBros, and uploads direct from famous pornstars like Deauxma and Julia Ann.Beside a femdom video of a Brazilian body-building chick kicking a guy repeatedly in the nuts with tree-trunk legs, I found a 25-minute interracial amateur group scene that made me drip a little in my boxers. I grabbed the lotion and clicked through to the scene. Given the profit-sharing setup over at Red, I hoped my choice in morning fap material would toss a few coins in this threesome’s bucket.His Girlfriend Is A Freak, Too, opens with a black couple making out on a bed while a white girl looks on. Right away, I can tell from the lighting that this ain’t a big-budget picture. The camerawork is clean, though, as is the editing as we move quickly into a big-dick blowjob sequence. The white girl looks on, getting increasingly aroused. I like the casual atmosphere, with friendly banter preceding the double-BJ, and a lot of big smiles while both girls are working over his junk.Is It Worth It or Not?Everything that make the free version of XVideos such a success is on display at XVideos Red, too. For one thing, they’ve got plenty of bandwidth, so the movies stream beautifully at full resolution. I never have any buffering issues with the site.The organization of the collection has always been a big part of the site’s appeal, as well. When you have a collection this big, and it’s growing this fast, you need a way to sift through all those movies to find the ideal fap fodder for your needs. The extensive tags and meta-data for each upload ensures that nothing gets lost in the ever-expanding halls of pornography. Whether you’re into facials, gangbangs, lesbians, or even kinky shit like golden showers and pegging, XVideos.red has you covered, and you can skip straight to your preferred smut.I came into this review expecting to write it off as a waste of time and money. My biggest complaint isn’t really a complaint about the site, but more related to my own mental attitude about XVideos. I think the most difficult element for most people is just getting over the idea of paying for a “free” site.Don’t get me wrong; the free version is still a killer site that I’d recommend to anybody looking to kill a few minutes or a few weeks cranking it to hardcore porn. For the money, though, XVideos Red represents a really fucking serious value in the world of online smut. It’s only ten bucks a month, offering 120k+ movies in a nearly unlimited variety of pornographic subgenres. If you’re looking to save some cash and get the biggest possible bang for your buck, this ain’t a bad option at all.

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AEBN, also known as the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, has been broadcasting adult entertainment for decades now, delivering their first Internet fap way back in 1999. They cater to both straight and gay audiences, but if you want a review of the queer stuff, you’re on the wrong site; head on over to MyGaySites.com to see ThePornDude’s take on dudes boning each other. Today, I’m going to watch the girls getting dicked down over in the straight.aebn.com library.Though the classic view is still available, AEBN.net recently revamped their whole outside setup. I figured it would be a good time to go shake my dick around the place and see what’s new. Straight.aebn.com gets thousands of visitors a day, so I clearly ain’t the only one. Unlike most premium porn sites, these guys offer a pay-per-view model that you’ll either love or hate, depending on how horny you are and how deep those pockets go. Let’s break it down and see what kind of bang they’re offering for your buck.A Who’s Who of Smut Peddlers and SlutsFrom the front, AEBN doesn’t look too different from your typical paysite. AEBN.net asks what kind of content you’re looking for, brags about their XBIZ and AVN Awards, and then shuffles you along toward your destination. The first clue that the format is slightly different is in the thumbnails. Most premium joints show you a bunch of hi-res video stills and auto-playing video montages, while aebn.com mainly shows you video covers, like you’re browsing the rack at the local porn store.Instead of offering smut from one source, you’ll see porn from a ton of big studios, beloved paysites and major producers available. Banners for new flicks from HardX and Blacked slide by the top of the screen, while Featured New Releases below include filth from Jules Jordan, Twistys, Babes, Devil’s Film and Property Sex, just to name a few.The production companies aren’t the only big names on display, either. There are big-name pornstars all over the place, too. The busty red-headed MILF Penny Pax is getting licked down out front, while Kaylee Gunner is getting dicked down her front. There’s some lesbian work from Elsa Jean, and a Brazzers stepsister movie with Marha May and Nicole Bexley. I’m hard as a rock gawking at prime sluts like Diamond Foxx, Jessie Saint and the always-beautiful Ella Knox, and I haven’t even started digging.Naturally, with content from so many studios starring so many starlets, you also get a great variety of pornographic subgenres. One of the beefs with your traditional paysite is you’re paying for everything when maybe you just came for the anal, the teen cherry-popping, the hairy girls or the MILFs with giant jugs. At straight.aebn.com, you can skip right to the movies that cater to your kinks, and only pay for those.One of my constant issues with premium porn these days is how so many paysites have phased out the free previews. You’ll click on what looks like a Play button, only to get sent to a sign-up page in a blatant bait-and-switch maneuver. Since AEBN is offering porn from so many sources, there’s a short video preview available for most of the movies. It’s typically a 30-second preview as opposed to the montages you usually see, meaning it’s easier to beat off to the free stuff here.They also give you fifteen minutes for free when you sign up. Fifteen minutes sounds like a decent amount, and I’m certainly not going to complain about the freebies, but I’ve played this game enough times to know how fast that time goes when you’ve got the ol’ joystick all lubed up. Before I even started playing, I wanted to take a look at the actual prices.Remember Going to the Porn Store?AEBN.net has a few different payment options available, but the prices were the same for all the videos I looked at. That means you value shoppers may want to look for the longer movies, since you can potentially get twice as much content for the same dent in your wallet.You can pay by the minute and watch all you want, starting at around ten bucks for a hundred minutes. This is probably the cheapest way to watch movies on AEBN, depending on your masturbatory habits. There’s a price break at the 1000-minute mark, but at $85, it still sounds expensive.A 48-hour rental is the second cheapest way to watch straight.aebn.com movies. At five bucks a pop, it’s a good way to indulge that boner you have right now while perusing the collection. I would bet this is where AEBN makes the bulk of its revenue.If you think you’re going to want to beat off to it again later, there’s also a Stream 4 Life option available for ten bucks. You have to visit AEBN every time, but as long as the site doesn’t go under, you’ll always have access to those movies.Finally, for the old-schoolers and doomsday preppers out there, you can get lifetime streaming and a downloadable file for twenty-five bucks. (I saw some VR flicks going for ten, but $25 seems to be the going rate.) It’s expensive as hell, just like buying XXX DVDs a half-generation ago. What’s your monthly porn budget again?AEBN versus Your Typical PaysiteSo is it worth it? That’s the big question, and it depends a lot on how much porn you watch. If you usually beat off to the free tubes but occasionally get an urge to see one of your favorite pornstars go ass-to-mouth, AEBN isn’t a bad way to supplement your fap sessions. You can stream half a dozen movies, or buy three, and you’re spending about what you’d pay for a typical paysite.If you beat off to a lot of premium porn, though, those rentals are going to add up fast. Sites like OnlyFans add up fast, but those offer a pseudo-intimacy with the models and you’re supporting them more directly with your subscriptions. That isn’t the case here, where it feels more like supporting a dying Blockbuster. (I was about to explain the reference, but I get the feeling younger masturbators are less interested in PPV porn than the old-timers.)The biggest potential advantage I can see to the format is if you’re looking to build a long-term online porn stash and don’t want to set up a Dropbox or Google Drive. If you’re using the buy option, you can amass a collection that you’ll always have access to, even if you stop buying porn for a while. AEBN has a Roku app, which is frankly one of the best incentives to use their platform. Watching your purchased movies through that is a lot easier and cheaper than dealing with Plex or your own media server.Beating Off for Ten Cents a MinuteI’ve had a boner for Penny Pax ever since I saw her big, sexy rack at the top of straight.aebn.com’s tour page, so that’s where I started my official fap test. The AEBN video player is fairly simple but effective, instantly playing the movie in 1080p HD as soon as I hit the Play button. This one doesn’t go up to 4K, but streaming is smooth as fuck even as I skip around the video.It’s a long movie, clocking in at two and a half hours. Penny looks sexy enough talking in the intro, but I jumped ahead to the actual fucking. The ginger babe looks incredible on her back, getting her twat stuffed, so I watched her tits bounce while I stroked myself off.When I was done, I checked the minutes on my AEBN.net account to see where I stood. I felt like I was taking my sweet-ass time, but I actually used fewer than ten of my minutes. I could conceivably come by for a fap every day and still not spend more than the $30 I’d spend on a paysite membership. Seriously, my dudes, you should consider your own fap routine when deciding how to buy porn on AEBN.AEBN.net has a great collection of porn from a lot of the biggest players in the game. Their pay-per-view format makes them a good place to supplement your usual porn memberships and masturbatory habits, though it can get expensive if you make it your primary source of fap fodder. Check out their library and think about how much time you usually spend jacking off before going all-out on one of their bigger packages, and don’t forget to use those free 15 minutes!

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Looking to buy some porno at AdultEmpire? The smut shop I’m looking at today lets you stream hot, fresh fuck movies like all the other porn sites, or you can buy DVDs like back in the old days. AdultEmpire has been around long enough to know how to do both, and do them well. Oh, and they have a massive selection of sex toys, too.Serving Up Porn For YearsAdult Video Empire has been around for a long-ass time. The domain was registered way back at the dawn of the new millennium, 2000, when everyone thought Y2K was going to make all the computers explode. That’s ancient when you’re talking about anything on the Internet.I really think the key to the store’s longevity is their willingness to adapt to the times. DVD and glossy porn rag sales have been dropping for years, putting websites and dank highway porn shops out of business all over the place. AdultEmpire is still going strong. What gives?Being on the Internet gives them a leg up on the brick and mortar competition. Who wants to drive to the sketchy side of town, risking knife fights with diseased hobos just to pick up a couple anal sex movies? The only downside to AdultEmpire’s location is that you can’t get a toothless blowjob from a crack whore for ten bucks out back.That still doesn’t explain why they’ve been around so long. Most porn consumers under the age of one-hundred just don’t buy movies on DVD, whether it’s on the Internet or that dirty shack with the neon XXX sign.Take a look at the list of their offerings in the header or the sidebar on the left. AdultEmpire sells the dirty DVDs and dildos you’d expect from an adult shop, but they’ve also got On Demand video and even a Rental area.Now it all makes sense. They’re selling the formats most perverts are jacking off to, as well as the physical media for grandfathers who just got their Viagra prescription filled. It’s a smart marketing strategy, as most sites no longer carry anything for fans of physical media.The (Old) Netflix of PornI headed over to the DVD Rental section first, mostly out of curiosity. I remember renting DVDs like this in the early days of Netflix, before everyone had Internet fast enough to stream movies.The prices really aren’t bad. There’s a 3-day, 2-at-a-time free trial. It’s normally around $18 a month for that, or you can get pricier plans with more DVDs. It’s more than Netflix’s current DVD plan, but Netflix doesn’t have the new Jules Jordan Video, Up My Asian Ass 2.It’s pretty convenient. Get some sticky DVDs in the mail, add your own layer of stickiness, stick them back in the mail. Repeat until you’re a shriveled, emaciated wreck of what was once a man. (Disclaimer: try not to actually get semen on rental DVDs, and remember to drink plenty of fluids during marathon wank sessions.)They’ve also got an a la carte rental option, if you’d rather skip the membership fee. It says DVDs start as low as $1.99 per disk, but a lot of the listings I checked out didn’t have a la carte rental available. Most of them, however, could be purchased or viewed with VOD.AdultEmpire has over 40,000 porno movies in their rental section. Row after row of glossy DVD covers with stylized text and tons of naked flesh gave me flashbacks to the old porn store days. It’s certainly easier to browse than the shelves restocked by the hunchbacked mute at my old smut stop.Easy-As-Fuck Smut BrowsingI clicked the Browse Categories button from the Rental area and went to the master list of genres. I really like how AdultEmpire has this set up.It’s a fairly extensive list, with hundreds of different porn categories on it. You can watch Blondes, Grannies, Asians and Maids doing Face Sitting, Public Sex, and First Double Penetration. You know how to read a list.The really kickass feature is that it’s pretty much the same list of categories whether you browse DVD, VOD, Blu-ray, or Rentals. Choose you format at the top and the main thing that changes are the number of choices for each mode of delivery. For example, there are nearly 14k Anal DVDs and VODs, but only 109 Anal Blu-rays and 4,058 Anal Rental movies.It’s Time to PlayThe format list at the top of categories page actually goes like this: DVD, VOD, Blu-ray, Sex Toys, Rental. If you were wondering, yes, the Sex Toys categories are completely different from the list that pops up for the movie formats.It feels like the wrong spot for it, but whatever. The toys do have categories, and this is the Categories page. It goes way deeper than the assorted dildos, rubber fists, and Fleshlights you found in your mom’s dresser.There are hundreds of kinds of sex toys here. Looking for a Butt Plug? AdultEmpire has more than 350 varieties. You can choose from a bunch of Penis Pumps, Pussy Pumps, and Pussy And Ass Combos. Fuck yourself with a wide selection of Glass Toys, Inflatable Toys, Silicone Toys, and Jelly Toys.The Water And Splash Proof Toys section has more than a thousand items for sale, putting the “adult superstore” near my place to shame. There’s a nice, round 222 asses in the Asses section, with realistic White girl buttholes starting at around thirteen bucks. Hey, just like at the trailer park!Hot Girls Fucking On DemandI checked out the Video On Demand section next, because it’s really my preferred mode of porn delivery. It’s almost identical to the Rental section, with row after row of DVD covers.A banner on the side tells me AdultEmpire works with Roku. Great news if you want to watch Lisey Sweet get gangbanged in Gangbang Me 4 on your TV.I’m a sucker for an innocent-looking slut with braces, so I clicked the cover for Brace Face 3. I may have found the page from the VOD section, but AdultEmpire presents me with four viewing options. I can watch Anastasia Knight getting fish-hooked and fucked on DVD, Pay Per Minute, HD Download, or a HD 2 Day Rental.There’s a short trailer, half of which is the FBI anti-piracy warning and Adults Only notice. There was no mention of Chromecast near that Roku graphic I saw earlier, but the icon pops up on the preview. I clicked it so I could watch a few seconds of Kizzy Sixx swallowing cum on my TV.The movie is also broken down by scene if you scroll a little further, with a bunch of screenshots. I can see a preview of each or purchase the scenes individually.The two-day rental is on sale for under five bucks right now, so it’s the best option. These could really add up if I make this a habit.I don’t feel like the DVD or download prices are worth it. For the price of a couple movies on AdultEmpire, I could get a month with one of the big premium sites. They usually include downloads these days, making them a better deal than I’m seeing here. On the other hand, if you can’t find it anywhere else, AdultEmpire may be your only choice.Just Go UnlimitedAlternately, you could sign up for AdultEmpire’s Unlimited service. At around $25 a month, it’s a few bucks less than most premium sites.The Unlimited plan doesn’t seem to include downloads, but it does include HD streaming access to over 61k movies and 260k scenes. That’s a pretty big-ass collection, and honestly a much better value than that movie I rented a few minutes ago.AdultEmpire.com has lasted so long as an online porn and sex toy store by adapting to the times and keeping their customers happy. To that end, they even offer free shipping and free gifts if you spend enough money. Check out their selection if you’re looking to blow some of your paycheck on sex stuff.

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Hot Movies! Looking for a new way to watch porn? Sick of the same old formula where you have to dish out your hard earned cash every month to get access to porn that isn’t shit tier? I don’t know about you, but I always thought there were better ways to go about things. I would rather pay for only the content that I am going to watch instead of making a blanket payment that covers everything on a site. Depending on your spending and porn watching habits, it could very well save you a ton of money compared to those memberships that run you hundreds of dollars every fucking year. And I think I finally found a site that breaks the mold. Someone who dares to do something different.Hotmovies.com is a porn site with a gargantuan catalog. I’m talking a catalog that is comparable in size to Hitomi Tanaka’s tits. It’s fucking insane. And they bring in the views to match it. Over 5 million site visits every single month. Talk about drawing in a lot of horny people. This site isn’t new either. They have a legacy that stretches back to 1996, and you better believe that they have an archive that covers all of the videos uploaded between then and now.Pay as you Watch System Frees you From your Membership WoesHot Movies is a premium site but definitely not in your traditional sense. You don’t pay for a pricey membership to get access. You have to pay by the minute. The prices vary widely depending on how many minutes you buy or what plans you go by. But you can expect to pay somewhere between 10-200 bucks for the packages they have. If you’re more comfortable with a membership style subscription, then they have a recurring monthly minute plan that works in a similar fashion. But, if you’re unsure about this whole gimmick, you can try it out with a free allotment of 20 minutes if you register to the site. Not a bad deal at all!Enough talk about cash. Let’s talk site design because there is a lot of shit going on here. The site has a white and blue theme. Nothing spectacular. It’s functional. I’d personally change it up a bit, but I doubt it affects how many views they bring in that much. They have a big, long header up top with a huge slew of options that goes as follows: “Clips, Movies, Pornstars, Categories, Studios, Spotlight, Favorites, Cams, and History.” And each of those header options has a menu of sub-options to explore. It’s organized really well and makes the site a breeze to navigate. Definitely pop through those menus as see what the site has to offer.Complex Site With Dozens of Different Pages is Organized Surprisingly WellBelow the header you’ll see a banner that shows off some of their newly added movies, which they do boast that they add over 200 every single week. If that’s true, then you will always have fresh content to jerk off to! Then there’s a quick list of categories with tiny preview images of them. If you want to see a much bigger list, then check out the categories tab up top for a full list. You can actually view categories by movie or by short clip. There are hundreds of categories to choose from, each with hundreds, if not thousands, of videos to browse.And I feel like this is a good time to bring up the way clips and movies work here. You can purchase movies or clips on the site for different prices if you don’t want to deal with using your minutes. The price depends on the length of the clip/movie, but you can purchase a 7 day streaming rental to watch it as many time as you want. Or you can pay more to stream it or download it anytime you want.On the clips and movies sections, there are so, so many ways to filter your results. Damn, there is so much to this site. You’ll definitely have to check it out for yourself because I can’t even begin to cover all of the sexy shit that this place holds. But, anyway, yeah, you can filter by a whole array of options that would take up too much space here to list. Suffice it to say that it’s enough.In-Depth Pornstar Bio Page and 1080p Video StreamsBefore we get to the videos, I have to mention the awesomeness that is the pornstar page. You can search through them by a whole bunch of options, including by genre of porn that they’re in. So, you can narrow down by fetishes! That’s fucking great, but that feature isn’t even what I’m most excited about. The pornstar information is super extensive. I may be one of the few dudes out there who actually likes reading about these sluts, and I certainly can read my heart out here. Full bios that are well written and sound like they’re straight out of a wiki page, detailed information about the model, dates of activity, what sort of porn they do, and so much more! It’s great.Alright, got to speed things up here. The previews. These aren’t your traditional video previews since it’s organized by full 2-5 hour movies. You click on a movie you’re interested in and you get pretty much everything you need to know on one page. List of pornstars involved, how long the movie is, what tags it has, a full description of the movie, a bunch of image previews, a list of clips you can buy from the movie and what sort of tags those individual clips have, and then a list of buying/streaming options.The videos are streamable in 1080p for newer titles. Older ones before 1080p can be streamed in the best quality possible at the time. The video player works well. It’s a pop-up, so you can stream it in a completely different tab if you want. There you can toggle video quality, get a list of separate scenes from the movie, or add it to your watch later/favorites list.Impressive Mobile Site that Effectively Organizes a Complex SiteThe mobile site is put together really well. You can login to your account and get access to your minutes. I actually prefer the way they do menus here. They’re all nestled up top with drop-downs for dozens of options underneath each one. Videos loaded quickly and without buffering, and I felt like the site was generally quicker on the mobile site. The video player is scaled well to the mobile experience, and you can stream in HD just like on desktop.ThePornDude’s Favorite FeaturesMy favorite features about Hotmovies.com are the massive catalog and the depth of the pornstar pages. The sheer volume of content here is amazing. The stats on the welcome page say they have over 1.1 million scenes and over 230 thousand movies to jerk off to. Fucking insane. And I’ve waxed on about the pornstar page already, but it really is great. Not only do you get to read neat stuff about their origin, but you also get details about the kind of porn they perform. Like, did you know Veruca James started off as an accountant before she did porn? Now you do.ThePornDude’s SuggestionsThis site does a shit ton right. Like, goddamn, sites don’t usually do half the things right that this one does. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have any suggestions. They are minor ones, but I’ve still got a few up my sleeve. The theme feels dated. I’d change that up a bit. Make it sleeker and more modern. I also think that video times could be added to the movie previews. I get that there are separate scenes and that the videos are going to be long, but getting that bit of information at a glance would still be helpful.ThePornDude’s Final ThoughtsOverall, Hotmovies.com is well worth visiting. The real point of contention will be if you’re down with the payment situation. I like it, but I’m sure some of you fucks out there won’t like it. It’s got a ton of awesome content and site features. If you play your cards right you can get access to premium videos and movies at a fraction of the regular cost. Head over to Hotmovies.com and get fapping!