PornTube

Damn, "Porn Tube", what a name for a website. Sure took you a while to come up with that huh? Even though the name of this page sounds a little bit bland, the content you can find on PornTube will not disappoint you. Delicious Full-Length, HD pornography, and it's all free! Beauty lies in simple things, so you don't need to come up with a big, juicy name for a website, Something nice and catchy like PornTube works just fine, even though there is plenty of room for improvement.A rather inviting homepage and a tasty designA problem ThePornDude has with plenty of porno websites is the fact that a lot of them don't care about coming up with a decent design. However, PornTube.com took proper care of the looks of their page, and it looks absolutely gorgeous. You might act stupid and go ham on me with the following sentence: "But you just said that you dislike the name of the website just because it is simple!", and to that, I can say only one thing, shut the hell up! I know not many of you will say this, but the ones who decide to do so, well, you're assholes, there's not much to say about you.The homepage is simple, clean. It has all the sections you need in order to enjoy your porn, such as the Most Viewed Today section and the baby sister of this section, called Most Recent PornTube Videos. I also notice that the thumbnails will change their size according to the size of the window in which the porn is open, which is a neat little touch. Furthermore, if you make the window small enough, it will then hide all the names of the tabs and move them to the side.Now, you will have to click on the little menu in the upper right corner next to the name of the website and the search bar in order to see them, which is pretty neat. It leaves more room for the player to fill the screen, so this makes a lot of sense. They understand that people like to multitask, to have porn open in one window and an important essay they have to finish by tomorrow in the other. One hand on the mouse, one hand on your genitalia. We've all been there. Now that we've mentioned the names of header tabs, it's time to talk about the features...Features galore!Now, this is something I really like about PornTube.com. I've already said that it looks amazing, and I've made sure that you know just how inviting the looks of this website are, but here's the thing. Websites that go for a simple look rarely manage to put in enough features that every porno website needs to have nowadays. However, PornTube manages to put in just enough features.A filter for the gay and for the straight content, even a filter for shemale porn. An option to switch between "day and night" (this one isn't exactly necessary, but it's still a nice touch), even playlists that have been created by other more experienced users who have been beating their meat at PornTube.com for a very, very long time. You'll notice that some of these playlists have thousands of videos in them, literally. There are around 23 thousand playlists on PornTube.Pornstars, gorgeous pornstars!Since we're still exploring the home page, let's take a look at the part at the bottom. Looking at bottoms should be something you cis male scum should be very good at by now, right? So, at the bottom of PornTube.com, you'll find some great featured pornstars and the number of videos that include them that have been posted on PornTube.com. You'll notice that there are always some big names present down there, such as Lisa Ann and Lexi Belle. Naturally, the boys at PornTube.com have made it so that hundreds of videos have been uploaded to the website, which is great. Everyone wants to see as much content as humanly possible, given that it includes these chicks.Create an account, if you want toNow, most websites will have the option to create an account available to you, and when they do put that option on their page, the account usually comes in with some neat little perks, which come in handy once in a while...such as exclusive scenes, the absolute removal of ads, and so on. PornTube has made account creation completely free, and it is also a very simple and quick process. Oh, and it also comes with perks, which is great.How often do you see a website that comes through with perks for a free account? Literally never! At PornTube you will get the "full experience," and that's them saying it, I'm just quoting them. You get to subscribe to various channels and pornstars. You get to keep track of your favorite videos and to create playlists. Oh, and there's one great option as well, you get to download videos, in HD! Yep, 1080p, which is great.You get to take your porn with you, and it's HD porn. You can also save them on the website to watch them later, just like the YouTube option "watch later," since you're probably familiar with this one. You get to view your history, and you get fast streaming servers, and you get to post comments on videos. However, if you really want the best experience possible, then you should go premium.If you have too much money and time on your hands, go premium!The big white button in the upper right corner that says "premium" will probably catch your attention real quick, and you will wonder: "How does the experience get even better, I already get free HD full-length porn and fast streaming servers in here, what else do I need?" You'll only find out after you click that inviting white button.PornTube.com has an exclusive HD website that has all the exclusive videos and high-speed downloads that you always needed! The name of this website it HdPornTube.com, and this one is mobile-ready, as well, so you can beat your meat on the go.Creating an account here is very simple as well, you only need to type out your email and your password, but you need to pay up a bit. A 2-day trial membership will cost you $1, while the most popular membership plan which is the 30-day membership will cost you around thirty bucks. You get a 30% discount if you buy a 90-day membership, and it will cost you sixty bucks. A 180-day membership has a 45% discount, and it costs $100.Way too many categories for a mortal man.So, the header tab I mentioned beforehand, the categories tab has a lot going on for it. There are 36 categories and 72 tags here if I counted all of them correctly, and they are exactly what you'd expect them to be. You get all kinds of categories here, and you'll see that they are mostly "tame," compared to content you get to see on various other pages. For example, there is a category simply named "fetish," but it has nothing too extreme in there. None of that pee and scat stuff.Well, leave or adapt to what you have in here, I guess it's best for your mental health to get off to some regular porn, you know? Start with the most "Christian" stuff in here. Missionary sex with the lights down for the purpose of procreation is a good place to start. I'm just kidding. You won't find that in here either.A brief look at the video player.Now, this isn't what people typically look for when they play their pornos, but this is something that can piss the living shit out of the porn dude, so it's worth mentioning. The player buffers videos fast, the videos are available for streaming in HD, just like they can be downloaded in HD...that's great. However, what I really appreciate is the fact that whenever I click on the player to rewind the video, I don't get a million ads popping up all over my god damn screen.Everything we look in for a porn website.If I had to describe a porn website that has it all, it would be PornTube.com. At first glance, it appears that it is just another cheap page that exists only to funnel traffic, but it is much more than that. Heaps of free HD full-length content, exclusive premium content, gay content, shemale content, a pleasant page design. PornTube is pretty damn good.