Sex Dating Sites

Find a bride? Today’s the day my dudes. Today’s the day that TPD is going to settle down. And what better way to do that than to find a bride online! Find-Bride.com is the perfect site for this. Granted, all the women on this site are Russian and Ukrainian, so if you can get over the thick accent then we’re on our way. Besides, we both know how sexy those eastern European girls are. And they raise them to be good housewives! Just the way it should be. Alright, before I doze off by thinking about the utopian society, let’s talk about this website and what you can find on it.The primary purpose of Find-Bride.com is to meet exquisite girls that you can one day marry. Does this come at a price? Well, yes! You have to pay to chat with these girls, you have to pay to see their intro video, and you have to pay to send letters. However, what’s really good about this site is the fact that the prices of those actions are pretty cheap. They’re definitely cheaper than taking a real girl out on a date and buying her dinner and gifts. It’s a pretty good deal if you ask me. Heck, now I’m even tempted to hunt for my own Russian bride!So, what about the overall design and functionality of the website. You know I get aroused by good design and functionality. Well, Find-Bride.com has a very basic design. It’s going for a premium look with the gold, red, and white colors, but the overall blocky layout makes the site look kind of cheap. It looks like something from the mid-2000s. It also doesn’t help that they have spelling and grammar errors in their text, damn Russians. However, it’s pretty quick. This could very well be because of the simple aesthetics, but there has to be some optimization involved as well. Every button is responsive and the pages load really quickly. I love me that quick response!If we look past the old-fashioned design, then this site is rather well laid out. You’ve got all the important information right where it’s supposed to be. All the tabs are well organized. While we’re at it, let’s talk about the tabs at the top, and you already know where this is going. The Home tab, the goddamn Home tab. It’s literally right underneath the logo of the website which takes you to the exact same location. Looking past that, you’ll notice that whenever you click on a tab, it will color the tab gold to indicate on which page you’re currently on. This works nicely, except for the tab New Ladies. This tab stays red for some reason. New Ladies? More like New Guy to write CSS for your site, am I right? Anyone? RIGHT, so what else are we dealing with here?On this page, we’ve got ladies of all shapes and sizes. From bimbo blonde to goth black. From chubby housewife to a skinny fashion model. From a desperate divorcee in her 50s, to gold-digging slut in her 20s. This site really appeals to a wide demographic. And hey, it’s not like it’s any different if you go out on a real date, so why not treat yourself? You can see that you have plenty of options for every chick on this page. You can instant message them, send them a letter, gift them something, cam with them, watch their video, and look at their profile. And of course, you can add them to your favorites as you make a list of potential coitus-ready wives. Then you get to narrow them down as you close in on your woman of choice.On this page, you can also choose to see Online Ladies, instead of New Ladies, or list both at the same time. You can also set the lower and upper age limit. There always seem to be plenty of ladies online at any point in time. So, don’t be afraid to message them and start up a conversation. If you can’t find a girl of your liking that’s online right now, then simply message any lady, and she’ll respond once she sees your message. I mean she has to, she’s contractually obliged! Obliged… What a cool word.The Services tab shows you all the available services on the site (duh). These mostly further explain those buttons next to the profile pictures on the previous page. Mailing Order is just you signing up to get free ads for this website. Hey, it’s free. Live chat is self-explanatory, as is Two-Way Video Streaming. Now, Flower and Gifts Delivery is a really interesting one. What better way to show a babe that you’re serious than sending her a batch of flowers to her doorstep. Find-Bride.com does not take responsibility if the courier delivering the flowers gets mauled by Siberian bears though. The site also offers Traveling Services. Once you’ve found your match, you can arrange a trip to Russia or Ukraine to meet her and date her in real life! Again, be careful about those Siberian bears.Find-Bride.com offers Customer Support as well. They will try to find a solution for any situation that you find yourself in while using the site. There are also a few membership plans to choose from, with different progressively better perks assigned to every one of them. You’ve got the Bronze plan, which is free, and then paid plans which include the Silver, Gold, Platinum, and Diamond plan. These include cheaper prices for actions on the website, as well as more credits to play around with while on the website. Other than this, the website also has a few more tabs, some more helpful than others, but these are less important for what you’re trying to accomplish here (scoring a bride). Find a wife my dude right here at Find-Bride.com.

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Aching for some Red Hot Pie tonight? Shit, I feel you because it feels like it’s been hours since I last ejaculated into an old gym sock. Seriously, though, the pandemic was a bad time for trying to find some poon on the Internet, but it seems like the clouds are finally starting to lift. Maybe you’re vaccinated, or perhaps you just never gave a fuck, but either way, I think it’s about time to get back into the game.To that end, RedHotPie.com.au might have precisely what you’re looking for. As you’ve probably guessed from the name, this isn’t your typical wholesome dating site where people pretend they want to make small talk before burying their faces in each other’s asscracks. This is the kind of dating site where people are upfront about wanting to fuck. You’ve probably noticed the Australian country code in the URL, and that’s because I’m currently in the land of the long weekend, but they’ve got options for sex dating around the world. Let’s see what’s up with the Red Hot Pie down in Oz.A Dating Site Named After PussyIn case you’re dense and don’t realize the name “RedHotPie” is a vagina reference, you’ll probably understand the vibe as soon as you hit the site’s landing page. Sites like Match and eHarmony give you big handfuls of very G-rated, non-sexual stock art of people smiling, but there’s no mistaking what the couple in the header image here is up to. The shirtless dude looks like a low-rent Hemsworth brother, and I’m guessing they chose the image for that reason, Thor being from Australia and all. The blondie in the bra sidling up to him has that pornstar look, and if this were real life and not a photo shoot, they’d definitely be fucking a minute after the shot.Hell, even some of the sample photos of RedHotPie members are dripping with that raw, open sexuality perverts like me go crazy for. One babe is taking a selfie in a mirror, looking over her shoulder, so we get a good shot of her ass. There’s also an interracial couple of swingers with big pervy smiles and even a pretty lady paired with a tranny, looking for a third. That’s a big difference from the sexless profile pics you get on many other sites.Of course, the site would be fucking garbage if those were the only members available. Any dating site requires a lot of members to be useful, and fortunately, that seems to be the case here. RedHotPie claims over 3 million member listings worldwide. That means you won’t be wandering around a fucking ghost town with your dick out, looking for fuck holes that ain’t even there. This place is hopping!The site is very swinger-friendly, and they’ve included a fair number of free swinger and sex-positive resources. Some require registration for a RedHotPie membership, while others are accessible without logging in or anything. Check out their Parties and Events section for sexy happenings in your neck of the outback, plus amateur pics, adult forums, and a thriving community of like-minded horny folks.Dude Seeks Babes for Banging and KinkResources or not, you’re not going to get the most out of a dating/sex site unless you sign up for an account. RedHotPie.com.au has apps available for both iOS and Android, which arguably makes the whole process a little more convenient than competitors like AdultMatchmaker. Though, I’ll be using the web interface for this review. The app is full-featured, giving you access to the whole shebang on your phone, including the built-in webcam chat features.The signup process is fucking simple, as it should be. You don’t want to scare off potential customers before they get inside, right? You’ll answer some simple questions about your gender, birthday, relationship status, body type, and sexual orientation, followed by who you’re looking to meet. The site’s friendly to all sexualities and orientations, so you should be well served even if you’re a tranny looking for a lesbian couple, a straight man looking to hook up with a crossdresser, or just a straight dude looking to stick it to a couple of pretty girls.After answering some questions about what kind of sex and fetish fun I’d like to get into, I chose a name, gave them an email address, and uploaded a photo. You know, the typical dating site setup. It’s worth noting that the basic membership is free like it is on most dating sites. The real question is how far you can get without giving them your credit card digits.The whole process took maybe five or ten minutes, and then I was inside that Red Hot Pie, scoping out the offerings. Right away, I saw new member photos with the camera aimed at some succulent asses or big titties. The only faces I see are my own handsome mug and some pretty 24-year-old wearing scrubs, clearly aware she’s effortlessly attractive without having to thrust her tatas in your face. Hey, I like it either way!The default feed is populated with new and popular posts on many social sites since you haven’t friended or followed anyone yet. Weirdly, RedHotPie.com.au gives you a lot of YouTube music videos in the pile, which is frankly kind of fucking stupid. If I wanted to listen to music on YouTube, I’d go to YouTube. I’m here to get laid, dammit!Finding the Hottest Local SlutsBelow my profile picture in the member’s dashboard, there’s a DateFinder with some impressive numbers. RedHotPie supposedly has 4885 dates for me, including 88 matching dates. I wasn’t sure what they meant by that, so I clicked the Date Search button below. Call me surprised, but it turns out it’s a feature I haven’t seen before. You can search for dates by actual calendar date, making it way easier to find a hookup who’s free to hook up and down to hook up exactly when you are.Really, though, it was the location search I was looking for. A lot of these sites make it such that it’s damn near impossible to search for other users without becoming a premium member. I’m happy to report that RedHotPie.com.au does let you do searches by location, setting your location and preferred proximity, even if you haven’t shelled out the membership fee. That’s a big deal because it lets you know who’s looking to fuck near you.They can only go so far, though. I found a chick with a pretty face and nice ass and decided to make my move. RedHotPie cut me off right there, telling me I had to get paid access if I want to message anybody. Honestly, this is pretty standard on sex dating sites, so I wasn’t surprised to run into this particular roadblock.Red Hot Pie offers tiered membership plans with more features for more money. The most basic Premium plan will run you a whopping $46.80 a month, and that’s with the 10% discount, while the all-inclusive Diamond plan will run you $450 for three months. Any way you slice it, this is one of the more expensive sex dating sites out there.As far as features go, the low-level plans seem skimpy as fuck. Forty-seven bones a month lets you have just ten conversations and five favorites a day, which doesn’t feel like a good bang for your buck. I think it’s one of those bullshit offers they put up to entice you into one of the bigger plans. God, I fucking hate that!The thing is, this joint is pretty fucking good at getting users hooked. By the time I looked at the prices, I was already itching to meet some of these Brisbane broads. One of Red Hot Pie’s biggest strengths is just the sheer volume of people using the platform. Naturally, it will be a hell of a lot more useful in some areas than others, but that’s just how life works. My advice is to take a few minutes to set up a free account to see what kind of babes are available in your area. If and only if you like what you see, it may be worth the chunk of change it’s going to cost to hit one of these chicks up.

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Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that’s what I’ve read on the Internet. I’m guessing you’ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we’re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who’ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the quality of their platform or just the amount of money they put into advertising.Fortunately, you’ve got a Porn Dude on your side who loves digging into shit like this. Hell, if the site is any good, it might mean I will get laid shortly after working up this review. I’m on a little visit to the Land Down Under right now, so I’ve got my browser aimed at AdultMatchmaker.com.au, hoping for some action. AdultMatchmaker is one of the most popular sex-positive dating sites in Australia, so let’s see about getting some poon tonight.Getting Laid with Adult MatchmakerOne of the things I like immediately about AdultMatchmaker is that they don’t beat around the fucking bush. A lot of these joints will talk some bullshit about making connections and finding romance, trying to sound wholesome even though you perverts are scrolling through the singles with your dick in your hand and a bottle of lube at the ready. Adult Matchmaker isn’t fucking around with that tripe; instead, they are laying their cards face-up on the table. This is, in their words, “Casual dating for sex-positive singles and swinging couples.”In lieu of the usual family-friendly pics of laughing couples you find on the supposedly romance-oriented dating sites, this one features a babe in the process of getting her sexy bra pulled off by a shirtless, muscular dude. Beneath that one-sentence description I mentioned, there’s a box saying they’ve got over 3 million Australian members. Any dating or meetup site, wholesome or filthy, absolutely needs a big-ass userbase to be of any use, and this one clearly has a ton of members to mingle with.One of the big gimmicks they brag about on the landing page is how they’ve got a built-in Live Video Chat. I know some of you are already thinking, “It’s 2021. That shit’s standard,” but there are still sites out there that don’t have it. It puts them at least a step up from the crowdsourced fat-girl farm on Tinder, with some explicit adult cams and free webcam chats in the evening that mix in some features you expect more from a sex cam site than a dating site.Personally, I think it’s a bigger deal that AdultMatchmaker was one of the first sites to implement a profile verification system. Anyone who’s fucked with these sites knows they can be an absolute hive of scum and villainy, with scammers galore trying to rob you using some hot-girl photos they stole off Instagram. AdultMatchmaker was not only among the first to start verifying profiles, but they’ve been around long enough to refine their techniques to weed out more of the sketchy profiles.I was also surprised to find a rich selection of free swinger resources and erotic stories available even without signing up for an Adult Matchmaker account. You can find swingers clubs and local events, plus a blog with articles like “How to Have a Full Body Orgasm” and “How Are You Celebrating Masturbation Month?” The erotica section stretches on for 140 pages, delving deep into smut categories like Swinging, Exhibitionism, and Voyeurism, as well as Kink and BDSM.Let’s Get StartedOf course, all that free stuff is arguably to get you in the door. If you ain’t a swinger yet, those dirty stories may get you all primed and ready to let your wife suck off some younger, more handsome dude, provided he makes less money than you. If you want to reap the benefits of AdultMatchmaker.com.au, you’re going to need to sign up for an account.Basic AdultMatchmaker accounts are free, and signup is fairly straightforward and simple. You tell them who you are and who you’re looking for, pick a name and a password, and off you go. I told them I was a dude looking for Women and Groups down for Casual Sex, Threesomes, Swinging, and Something Kinky. There are also options for Relationships or just plain ol’ Friendships, Parties and Events, and Video Chats.The second page of registration asks for some more basic info, this time describing your body type, dick size, condom habits, and other personal options. It takes a few minutes, but I think it’s fair; it seems like just about the right amount of info to help find the right casual sex partners. I really like how the only options for the Drugs category are “I don’t take drugs” or “I don’t smoke weed.” I guess bong hits for breakfast don’t mean you’re a druggie anymore, so remember to send your old high school health teacher a note saying to fuck right off.After uploading a photo of myself to get all the ladies hot, AdultMatchmaker.com.au asked who I was willing to be contacted by. The filters are very nice, letting you limit your messages to just the broads or couples or restricting it to just the verified members. That alone will cut down on a lot of the spam and bullshit you get immediately after signing up for some of the shittier sites.But How Much Does It Really Cost?A couple of minutes after clicking the JOIN button, I was in like Flynn. Right away, Adult Matchmaker presented me with a picture menu of some of the local babes. There’s a smattering of oldies and fatties, as you expect, but I also saw some hotties right away. A sexy redhead gave the camera her best fuck-me face while a gorgeous mixed Asian chick showed off what can only be described as a prize-winning smile.Then I noticed a set of sliders along the side of the page next to my profile photo. Apparently, I wasn’t viewing the site in Adult Mode, which meant I wasn’t supposed to see any nudity. (I did see a few stray boobies, so evidently, the filters aren’t foolproof.) I tried to turn on Adult Mode, but it turns out I have to upgrade to premium or at least verify my account by uploading my ID.I’m happy you can see nudity just by uploading ID, but I found another roadblock in the same section. A slider for Postage Paid will let other members contact me for free, but I have to pay ten bucks on top of the premium membership I haven’t bought yet, either.So let’s look at what those premium plans get you. It’s a tiered system, so the more you pay, the better the features. Plans start at $25 a month, which will let you message four new members, watch 50 amateur videos, add private galleries, and wink at more members. (Incidentally, this is the first place I found out AdultMatchmaker also has amateur porn.)Like other sex dating sites, the freebie membership is largely crippled in an effort to steer you toward the paid options. Cheapskates are quickly going to run into roadblocks designed to keep them from getting laid without ponying up the cash. That said, they’ve made enough of the site visible that users can get a pretty decent sense of the site’s utility before busting out the credit card. Some of these sites break the search feature for free users entirely, but they’ve left it largely intact except for a couple of minor elements.The fact that they’ve left so much available to free users makes it much easier to recommend AdultMatchmaker.com.au to Aussies looking for some casual sex, swinging, or even legit romantic relationships. My advice is to hold back on pulling the trigger until you’ve perused the selection of local sluts, which will make it a lot easier to see if it’s worth the cash. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a thick-ass goth girl to message.

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With the uncertainty of the coronavirus infecting our daily lives, it’s hard to know what the hell to do with ourselves. Everything seems like a risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, let alone hang out with friends or nail crackwhores. In these weird times, I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes: using sites like Shag.co.uk to have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet.I crack jokes, but these guys are still getting a couple of million visits a month. That tells you a lot about the site’s popularity on a regular day, but it says even more when half the world ain’t even supposed to leave their homes. Either somebody’s getting laid or there are just a bunch of hard-up, horny motherfuckers trying to relieve their cabin fever. Leave it to your old pal The Porn Dude to figure it out.What the Hell is Shag?I wonder where those millions of visitors heard about Shag. I’m guessing word of mouth is a huge factor here, because the landing page doesn’t do a goddamn thing to sell you on the site. There’s a Join Now button and a Login button superimposed over a couple of models, both way the fuck out of your league. That’s basically it, though you can find a FAQ and some glowing reviews in the footer if you scroll down.The Shag.co.uk Reviews page is a marketer’s dream line-up, with men and women of all ages (well, from 19 to 57) praising the site. It’s made flirting so much easier, made it easier to find like-minds, and yes, gotten people laid. That’s if you believe Jeff, 41, from Bristol, or Rosie, 55, from Dover. Call me a cynical fuck, but every website, business, and high-end prostitute only advertises with their 5-star reviews. If Sally got 419-scammed by a Nigerian prince here, they left that review off the page.The FAQ mostly talks about technical issues like uploading photos and forgetting passwords. One question asks if you can really meet people on Shag, and of course, the answer is, “Of course!” They give you the same basic advice you see on any dating site to be interesting and take good photos, but that’s common sense, right? You’ve got to be the hugest dipshit if you’re uploading drunk-face selfies and describing yourself with anime metaphors, but then again, I’ve seen how people behave over at Reddit.Quick, Easy Sign-Up to Meet ChicksThey don't do much to sell me on a membership out front, but the site’s numbers tell me there’s some good shit inside. With that in mind, I clicked the button hovering over that pretty lady’s face to join Shag.co.uk.It’s a pretty standard dating site profile setup. First, they ask your sex and orientation, plus your location. In case you’re a fucking retard and didn’t catch it from the name, but this is a UK dating site, with listings all over dear old Blighty. London is set by default, but they’ve got about a dozen options. Meet a hot slut in Yorkshire and The Humber, hook up with a new babe in Scotland, or find some NSA tail in Northern Ireland.You’ll need an email address to sign up for Shag, just like you will on any dating site. They’ll suggest a password for you, and weirdly, a nickname. They wanted to call me Kennedey423, but I didn’t feel like it fit who I am as a person. You’ve only got 14 letters, so I chose a name that told people more about the real me: DudeWGiantDick.I like to use temporary, disposable email addresses when I sign up for sites I’m not too familiar with. As a professional Porn Dude, I’m even more susceptible than normal people to dick-pill and penis-pump email spam, so I consider it a business technique. Shag is fucking serious about preventing people from using temporary email addresses, and I needed to try half a dozen services before something worked. That’s potentially a good sign, because non-human spambots and phishing machines will have an even harder time signing up than I did.Once I did get signed up and logged in, I got a message saying they’d give my profile maximum visibility once it’s completed. I also got a few private messages immediately. One’s from Shag Support, saying they hope I find what I’m looking for. The other two appear to be really thirsty broads ready to hook up with a local stranger who hasn’t even filled out their profile or uploaded a single photo. Maybe it’s because I mentioned my huge dick in my name, huh? I’m sure it’s not because they’re bots.Who Are These Girls Hitting on Me?According to her profile, Burgess is a 40-year-old married chick with raven hair and an average shape. She’s curious and dominant, prefers exhibitionism, role-playing, and group sex, and is open to an affair, hanging out, or one-night stands. She doesn’t have a photo up, though, and the other chick does.B4FM is a chubby 41-year-old with less kinky shit in her profile than Burgess, but at least I can see her cleavage. “How are you doing?” her message reads. “I’m feeling adventurous today so I decided to take the initiative. Let’s see what happens!”“Hey, girl,” I wrote. “Wanna get within six feet of someone tonight?”Instead of sending my message, Shag gave me a message saying I needed some credits if I wanted to talk to anybody. The standard package is 230 credits for 30 pounds, or about 0.13 per credit. If I’m going to pay webcam money to talk to somebody, I’d prefer it not be an obvious bot. With that in mind, I went looking for actual women.Find the Girlfriend, Wife, or NSA Whore of Your DreamsOne of the things Shag has going for it is a pretty slick Advanced Search page. If you’re in a hurry, the Quick Search feature lets you pull up all the local babes by age and filter out anyone without a photo if you’d prefer. It’s really worth digging into all the options, though.Choose your ideal hookup’s eye and hair color, their height, and weight, as well as their body type. They’ve got a bunch of marital statuses to choose from, too, in case you prefer getting it on with married broads. If you want my advice, stick to happily married chicks because they’re just looking for a fun time on the side. A woman who bitches about her husband is looking to lure you in for the long haul.Here’s where it gets fun. The Open To field helps you dial in exactly the type of action you’re looking for. Some chicks on Shag are looking for affairs, others are looking for relationships. Some just want one-night stands and others want to travel the fucking world with you.I like how little the Preferences field leaves to the imagination. I mean, they could get kinkier about fetish-friendliness, but they also list more activities than I see on other dating sites. Check off a box for cybersex, BDSM, threesomes or “body parts”. The Live Dating checkbox will appeal to those who were worried Shag.co.uk was aiming for an entirely necrophiliac demographic.Where the Hot Bitches At?As far as dating sites go, Shag doesn’t have the biggest userbase. I left most of the search fields blank and just searched by age range. Even in London, there were fewer than 50 per range, which ain’t great. That advanced search is fantastic and all, but it kind of goes to waste when there aren’t very many babes.The good news is I didn’t find a ton of obvious bots when I was browsing the listings. Here’s a trick: in Chrome, right-click a photo and do a Reverse Image Search. If she’s a bot, there’s a decent chance you’ll find the photo in a gallery of random, unsourced hot chicks. It’s not a foolproof method and can still be faked, but it’s useful as hell.It doesn’t cost anything to browse the profiles at Shag.co.uk, but take a look around before you upgrade to a paid account. Depending on where you’re located, those deep search functions might help you find the girl of your dreams. If they don’t list many babes in your region, you’re better off trying one of the other dating sites from my list.

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Do you have a Fetish? If you answered “Yes,” I’m sure it’d be nice to have somebody to indulge that kink with, huh? Maybe you’re lucky and already have a fat lady to step on your face, a submissive babe who lets you tie her up, or a couple who let you do their dishes naked while calling you a filthy pig. If you don’t, maybe it’s about time you started looking around for one. Hell, thanks to the magic of the Internet, nobody should ever settle for a lame-ass partner who doesn’t get the subtleties of BDSM or the proper way to tie a clove hitch knot.Of course, it helps to know where to look. Fetish.com is a thriving worldwide community of perverts with kinks. As you might expect from the one-word domain, the brand has been around for a good long while, though this current incarnation popped up around 2015. Craigslist may have ditched the Casual Encounters years ago, but it’s nice to know there are still places where consenting adults can meet up on the Internet to figure out where to meet up in real life before banging each other with the unlubricated handle end of a cat-o-nine tails. Okay, before we go in, you should probably tell me your safe word.Way Better Than Craigslist Ever WasI mentioned Craigslist because it was one of the original online places to find some weird side action tonight or sooner. I know it wasn’t that long ago they got rid of the adult classifieds, but it’s hard to imagine any of that half-ass text-only shit working today. I’ve reviewed a couple of lousy escort sites that have tried to keep that lo-fi aesthetic, and it just comes off as lazy. Fetish.com is neither Craigslist nor an escort site, falling more neatly under the category of adult dating. I’d file it under Sex Dating, obviously, but their front page calls it Fetish Dating. That actually sounds a lot more accurate; you may not be going out for dinner or even having sex, but she might choke you out with her thighs before the evening is over.Even if I was completely illiterate, I think I’d still understand what Fetish was all about. The landing page is sleek, modern and enticing, with a dark purple color scheme that screams kink, just in case you missed the background image of the sexy slut with the dog collar and chain. She pops up again and again with a little reminder if you take too long getting to the signup page. Registration is free, according to the button next to her pretty, subby face.Maybe you’re just a tourist for now, which is okay, too. In fact, Fetish.com has a lot of free kink resources available to non-members. Some of these include basic info about BDSM and fetishes, a magazine, and a thriving forum where you can lurk about and read up without signing up. (Of course, that pop-up about signing up is going to follow you around until you finally do it.)Honestly, you’re probably going to want to sign up to get involved with the community. That said, I was a little surprised to find a ton of local listings for BDSM/fetish events in the USA and UK. You can browse these without registering for the site, and most have links back to their own individual websites where you can get more info and maybe have somebody fart through a tube attached to your mouth.Joining a Community of Absolute DeviatesI was content to spend a few more minutes looking around the free, no-registration-required area, but goddamn, that naggy bitch with the purple lips kept popping up every couple of minutes. I finally gave in and clicked the Join button, sacrificing an email address and checking off the box that says I’m a dude. (Other options include Female, Couple, Trans and Non-binary, so everybody’s included.)The confirmation/activation email comes through immediately, and then it’s just a matter of choosing a nickname and checking off some more boxes about who you’re interested in and what you’re looking for. I decided to go all in, seeking Females for Friends, Kinky Dates, Events & Places, NSA and Swingers. There are also boxes for Networking and BDSM Lovers, or you can keep it online with the Pic Exchange and Cybersex options.After uploading a pic or skipping that step, Fetish.com drops you right into the member’s area. Like other social sites, new users without any friends get a fairly unrefined news feed to begin with. As soon as I got in, I saw an ad enticing me to upload DIY porn, a drawing of a stripper, and a bunch of selfies of cute goth girls, cosplay chicks, ebony hotties, tatted-up MILFs, plumpers with pretty faces and a couple of uglies, too. That just sort of comes with any social/dating site.One thing I noticed right away was that the chicks in my feed were all really fucking far away. Sorry, Americans, but they list distances in kilometers and don’t give a fuck how you feel about it or whether the digits make any sense to you at all. I made my way to the search filter to find the local chicks who’d be down to have their butt peed in later tonight.And that’s where Fetish.com cockblocked me. It turns out even the most basic filters are locked unless you’ve got a Premium or VIP membership. Well, fuck! I guess it’s either time to pay some cash or just go back to trolling the truck stops for freaky, tweaked-out bitches willing to do damn near anything for a hundred.What Do the Paid Members Get?Before I start bitching about the prices, I should mention that free users can use the Fetish.com messaging system. I see a lot of dating sites that completely restrict messaging until you’ve paid up, making the “free” memberships essentially worthless. Here, you can at least chat, though the lack of search filters is also a massive impediment to using the site.Which begs the question, how much does it cost to get the full ticket? The rates start at around 10 euros a month for the Premium package and 17 for the VIP, with lower rates for longer memberships; a full year breaks down to about 54 or 90, respectively.The signup page taunts you with some facts and figures about what you’re missing out on as a free user. There are a couple hundred thousand pervy images, the ability to get featured in the search results, and most tantalizingly, there are 33 local kinksters in my area. Well, shit, those locked search filters sure seem even more useful now!There’s a big-ass checklist of perks and features for the Fetish.com VIP and Premium members. Dues-paying members get actual amateur porn made by other members, as well as the ability to upload their own. There is improved profile access, ways to get yourself noticed more easily, and just really basic shit like the ability to add friends or skip the goddamn ads. The biggest differences between Premium and VIP are the numbers; Premium members can upload 15 videos while VIP get unlimited, and the VIP get to unmask more profile visitors and get more icebreaker messages.But is it all worth it? Really, I think a lot of it boils down to one number they show you on the signup page: the one that shows how many local kinksters are in your area. If you’ve got some local freaks, maybe it’s worth signing up for a month at least, if for no other reason than to see what kind of weird, kinky fun might be available on nights the wifey is out of town.One of the most important factors for any type of dating site is just the number of members, since you ain’t getting beaten with an assortment of whips in a ghost town. Fetish.com has half a million monthly visitors, putting you in good company with a lot of freaks. The signup is quick and easy enough that I’d recommend at least a peek to anybody with niche sexual interests. Who knows? You might finally meet somebody willing to try felching.

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Want to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to see.Maybe you’ve noticed this firsthand, where, slowly, more and more of your friends start talking about their ddlg kinks, love of BDSM, or foot fetishes. People who have fetishes of any kind are starting to come together. There has been such an increase in people who openly express their kinks and fetishes that the term “fetish culture” has become something close to commonplace. Kink communities all over the world are growing and thriving without a doubt. There are largely attended conferences and classes to be taken in bigger cities and there are more and more websites created every day to cater to the kinks of the fetishly minded.Partly responsible for this huge uptick in kink involvement is a social media website called FetLife. It seems as if Fet Life came out at the perfect time, right in the middle of the rise of social media, and it has stuck around as an institution to all things kink ever since.Not only is it responsible for aiding veteran fetishists in organizing and communicating, but it has shown many a novice enthusiast of kink culture the ropes, so to speak. Their easy to use platform has become nothing short of iconic in the last few years, allowing people to easily and effectively chart where they fall on the spectrum of kink.FetLife, launched in January of 2008, was created by a software designer from Montreal, John Kopanas (sometimes referred to by his username, John Baku). After becoming frustrated with the difficulty of finding girls who had the same kinks as him, he launched Friends With Fetishes, which, over a couple of years, evolved into the FetLife site we know and love today.FetLife became nothing short of a social media phenomenon and has, as of 2017, over 6 million users. This number, of course, is still growing as people are constantly exploring and discovering their own sexual desires.Originally, any user could create a group dedicated to whatever kink they wanted. But, as you might imagine, this eventually got out of hand and, thus, required some stricter moderation. In January of 2017, the ability to create groups was temporarily halted. All groups containing words like blood, needles, rape, or incest were purged from the site and then the group creation feature was reinstated, with these new limitations.All new users are automatically enrolled in the group FetLife Announcements, which will keep you abreast to new site policies and news. There are many other groups in which you can enroll as well, such as Ask a Submissive, Ask a Mistress, Ask a Stripper, Ask a Dom, Novices and Newbies, etc. Other than being a little more group-oriented than other sites, FetLife basically acts like a normal social media site. You can add friends, private chat, follow users, write public messages to users on their walls, post what’s on your mind, and upload pictures and videos (which you can also comment on and like).The Best Social Media Site Features, Plus the Fun All the Others are MissingThe design of the site is unlike any one social media site you’ll be familiar with, though. It actually is kind of an amalgam of Facebook and Tumblr. You have your wall for friends to comment and post on, just like you’d have on Facebook. Your newsfeed also imitates the Facebook model.The “Explore” section of the site, however, looks like something much closer to Tumblr, in the way random posts appear in a gallery fashion. This section can be finetuned, though, to your liking. Here, you can choose to see recent media posts by just your friends and people you follow, or you can browse the entire FetLife world in sections titled “Kinky and Popular” or “Fresh and Pervy.” You also have easy access to stuff you have “liked,” or, in FetLife speak, “Loved,” allowing you to return to your favorite material over and over again.FetLife also allows you to limit this enormously helpful Explore section to just pictures, just videos, or just text. Or all three if you don’t discriminate. It’s really up to you. Users seem to post sexy content very frequently, too. That means that, although FetLife is most useful as a social media site to connect you to others with similar sexual desires to your own, you could also successfully use FetLife as an endless source for amateur, fetish-oriented porn if you wanted. Your level of participation is, of course, your call.Online Community to Real Life FriendsRight next to the “Explore” tab on the menu bar is the “Groups” tab. This is where you can search (using keywords) for whatever new groups you might want to be a part of. This is also where you will most easily keep track of the discussions going on in whatever groups you are already a part of. Unsure of what groups to join? Not a problem, FetLife also provides a feature for you to browse groups by popularity or newness.Okay, so, maybe you’ve been on FetLife for a little while now. You’ve started to build an online community and have a good feel for the culture and where you fit in it. Well, my friend, congratulations, you are now ready to start attending some events out there in the real world. The “Events” section of the site is also very actively updated and allows you to get info on upcoming events (meetups, swinger parties, orgies, BDSM classes, etc.) going on in your area.Or, fuck it, in any area. Say you’ll be travelling to a particularly active city in the near future … just check the events section for that city ahead of time and plan a meetup while you’re there. There are few to no limitations on what’s possible with FetLife. It all depends on what you want and are willing to explore.As if those aforementioned features weren’t enough to keep you busy for the next year, FetLife has more to offer. You can browse the site by city, state, or country as well, making it easier than ever to connect with likeminded kinksters, either around the world or right in your backyard.Great Features, Site Design, EverythingI am quite fond of the site design as well, which is seldom the case when it comes to an alternative lifestyle or porn-oriented social media site. Usually they are really poorly designed, cluttered, or just unnecessarily difficult to navigate. Not FetLife, though, this site is sleek, straightforward, and easy to use.Plus, there are extremely minimal ads on this site. Which is incredibly rare for a site that is 100% free, but also how it should be. All you will find is one small ad to the right of your newsfeed. And it is usually for a discount on a product that kinksters would actually find useful, so it’s not all that bad at the end of the day. Kudos to you, FetLife for providing an amazing service and putting your users’ experience above all else. We appreciate it.Plus, FetLife has an open-source Android app in the play store. I was not able to test it out as I have an iPhone, but still fucking cool that they offer one at all. Apparently, for my fellow iOS users, an open source app is in the works for us—so, contribute to it if you know how to code!All in all, I fucking love this site. It’s aesthetically pleasing, easy to use, and provides an amazing service: connecting sexually open, curious, or experienced individuals with other likeminded people, both around and outside of their neighborhoods. It is just as useful for the novice as it is for the veteran kinkster; people are generally pretty cool about educating and helping others figure out their paths when possible.Pair all these great features with the fact that FetLife is composed of an extremely active community and you have a site that you cannot go wrong with. You can get as much or as little out of it as you desire. As I said before, it can also double as a great amateur porn site if you aren’t necessarily trying to go out and meet up with anyone.If you already know where you fall on the kink spectrum, then I would be shocked that you are just now getting around to considering making a profile on FetLife. If that is the case, stop reading this immediately and start chatting with your tribe! If you are a budding beginner kinkster, do not be shy … head on over to fetlife.com (often misspelled as "fettlife") and start exploring. I think you’ll be very happy with what you find. It’s always good to have a community. You are never alone!

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Ready to Log and Meet some sexy sugar babies ready, willing and able to love you long time? I’m talking about the kind of beautiful, gorgeous women who openly love the single most attractive part of your body: that fat, bloated wallet. Whether you’re a handsome, studly motherfucker with abs of steel or a goony-ass retard virgin with a micropenis and no chin, you can get laid and find love, provided your bank account has some extra commas in it.Some might argue that LogAndMeet.com picked a weird time to launch a sugar-baby/sugar-daddy dating site. The site sprung up at the very beginning of 2021, as much of the world is still stuck inside, waiting on those COVID vaccines, working from home and quietly beating off during Zoom meetings. Then again, maybe they’re tapping the market at peak thirst, because they’re already getting thousands of visits a day. Will today be the day I break my social distancing bubble, or is this another bot-infested shithole? Let’s find out.There’s No Such Thing as a Rich IncelFrom the outside, Log and Meet looks like a classy joint. There’s stock art of pretty girls in lipstick smiling or licking lollipops alongside enticing text claiming you can Find Your Next Sugar if you Join The Fastest Growing Sugar Dating Website Today! It’s a bold-ass claim for a site so new, but those meteoric traffic stats are nothing to scoff at.Beneath a header saying they’ve “got exactly what you’re looking for,” a handful of profile photos are presented. There’s a cute 25-year-old blonde in Orlando, a 21-year-old hottie in Montreal, and a stunning Ebony babe posing in a green field somewhere in Vancouver. LogAndMeet.com offers sugar dating worldwide, though most of the current sugar baby profiles are in the USA and Canada, plus a handful of stray UK babes.I’m not sure if those front-page sample profiles are hand-selected for the tour, but I don’t see any uglies. Some of the girls have a Featured banner, which I have to assume they paid for as they do on other personal-ad sites. I wanted to get a closer look at some of those profiles, but unregistered visitors are locked out of pretty much everything, except for the tour and the FAQ.Quick and Free Registration for the Deep-PocketedIt’s free to register an account at LogAndMeet.com, something they brag about in half a dozen places out front. That tells me I’m going to spend some of this review telling you about the limitations to their “free” service, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves yet. The process is fairly simple, asking for a name, password and status. I told them I was a Sugar Daddy seeking a Sugar Baby, though you’ve also got options like Sugar Boy looking for a Sugar Mama or Sugar Baby looking for another Sugar Baby. Who the hell is going to pay for dinner in that last case?I got my LogAndMeet verification email immediately, but there was still a page of questions to fill out before my profile went live. Until then, it would be invisible. You’ll need to take a little bit of time here, because there’s a manual review process and they won’t let you in if you’re clearly just fucking around. While this is annoying for a guy just reviewing the website with no desire for a sugar baby (I prefer escorts if it’s an openly financial transaction), it does provide an amount of protection against scammers and low-effort profiles.I hit the dropdown menus to choose my ethnicity, eye color, body type and smoking status. They don’t provide an entry for drug use, which is a bummer if you only like girls who smoke weed or will let you do coke off their clit. I checked off a few “Features” like Movies, Music and Museum, told them I have a full-time job and lied about my college degree.I took a little bit more time with my blurb, since I knew somebody would be looking it over. They’re looking for nice pics, too, so I uploaded a couple of my classiest selfies. One I snapped in the mirror before heading to a funeral, and the other was right before a court appearance, so I was wearing a suit in both. Usually, all I’m wearing is a lubed-up silicone vagina on my ding-dong, a look that doesn’t always play well with money-hungry women.Registration was free and relatively simple, as promised, but naturally, they provided some immediate opportunities to give them money. Featured status is apparently free right now, highlighting my ad in the search results, but I can get to the top of the page for $10 as a sponsored user. For $15, your ad will appear on the LogAndMeet.com homepage. If you’ve really got the money these chicks are looking for (and assuming Log and Meet really has the chicks), these aren’t huge costs by any measure.Let’s Get ActivatedAccording to the Log and Meet FAQ, they usually approve all profile text and photos within an hour, but it can take up to 12 hours. I think mine was approved in a matter of minutes. The site signed me out without warning, but when I came back, I had a new message welcoming me to Log and Meet. They said I passed the first step of creating a profile, which is a fucking weird way of phrasing it, but to complete my registration, I just needed to activate my membership.I clicked the ACTIVATE NOW button knowing damn well they were about to send me to a pricing page. Sure enough, they offered me access to three different tiers of service. The free Basic Access is basically fucking garbage, enabling me to read messages and view exactly one member photo, but nothing else. You can’t even read another member’s description if you don’t want to bust out the wallet.Of course, if you’re really here to meet sugar babies or sugar daddies, maybe it doesn’t matter that the free tier is so completely worthless. If you’re actually in a position to pay for intimacy outright, you can get the Sugar Daddy Basic package for $40 a month. That will give you access to the full set of features, including sending gifts, messages, viewing pictures and reading member’s descriptions.If you’d like to spend even more money, there are Sugar Daddy Silver and Sugar Daddy Gold plans at a hundred bucks or $180, respectively. They don’t offer any features on top of the Sugar Daddy Basic perks, but the memberships are longer; Silver is good for 90 days, while Gold is good for a year. How many sugar babies will you be needing over the next few months?Looking for a Hot Sugar BabyIt seemed like it’d be awfully fucking stupid to give LogAndMeet my credit card digits without making sure they had some local sugar babies first. I made my way to the Search page to see what was available in my neck of the woods, where I was greeted by a bunch of thumbnails of pretty girls who live thousands of miles away from me.After entering my location, I found there was not a single female LogAndMeet member within 10 kilometers of me. After extending my search range to the full 100 kilometers offered by the menu, I found 5 potential sugar babies in a city 44 miles away. One of them is gorgeous, another is clearly lying about her age, and the others look alright.As a free user, I can’t find out much more about these sugar babies. I only get to see one photo each and some super generic stats that tell me almost nothing about the women.If you’re legitimately in the market for a girlfriend who mainly loves you for your money, that $40 entry fee isn’t going to be a dealbreaker. That small menu of girls, on the other hand, is probably not going to entice you to pay the entry fee. If I can only find 5 girls in a place like Chicago, it’s probably going to be rough if you’re living far from a metropolitan area.If you’re interested in seeing what Log And Meet has to offer, I recommend signing up and checking out the local selection before pulling the trigger on a full membership. If their traffic keeps building at their current rate, they should have a killer selection soon. Until that happens, though, you may be better off perusing my list of Escort Sites here at ThePornDude, or check out my review of Seeking Arrangements.

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Looking for a chocolate hookup at Black Crush? Attention all seekers of ebony pussies; if you believe that the darker the berry the sweeter the juice, today The Porn Dude is the bearer of excellent news in the way of a site that allows you to hook up with hot, horny ebony girls looking to get nasty with someone like you. I’m talking about Black Crush and anyone with a secret desire to grab a round, bubbly butt or some perky boobs and probably bury your head into their creamy thighs would be well advised to consider trying Black Crush. This site is for people attracted to fuck buddies (both male and female) of the ebony variety and if you are tired of giving yourself a handjob or playing with your clit, this is the perfect place to feel the inside of a real pussy and for the ladies, the sensual throbbing of a real big black cock inside your vagina.Like you will notice, Black Crush is a site that helps you get laid and everyone is here for the sole purpose of fucking. The site doesn’t even try to be discreet about it, promising ‘big and thick black women looking for hook up for casual sex’. If you like the taste of chocolate and want to have sex with horny local black freaks, how about you dive in with me as we find the juicy details?Let’s talk costs firstMost hookup sites claim to be free when they are actually not. Black Crush doesn’t hit around the bush and from the onset, it’s clear that while joining the site is free, you’ll need to make a payment (more on this later) to become a premium member in order to communicate with potential matches. Signing up is free, but a free profile allows members to do absolutely nothing aside from accessing the homepage and their profiles. Granted, most of the women are hot by anyone’s standards and have nude/near-nude images in provocative poses. However, be ready to spend money to hook up with these beautiful, freaky people. You didn’t think a free pussy was just going to be served to you on a silver fucking platter, did you?A quick sign up processSigning up is a piece of cake. There is nothing you wouldn’t expect in the sign-up process and once you’ve validated your email, you are good to go. An ideal profile requires a killer photo (something provocative), a title or headline, something about yourself and then what you are here for; kinky, busty, and thick, round ass or whatever gives you a hard-on when it comes to ebony babes. You know they are the fucking bomb, don’t you?The site tries to keep your information as private as possible and subsequently hides your real email, instant messenger handles, social network profiles, phone number or any other personal contact information from your profile. How fucking cool. If someone asks you to divulge your personal information during a chat, these folks will hide that as well.A fucking attractive homepageFor starters, I absolutely dig the purple background color and I think it's befitting of a sexually-explicit adult dating website. I also love the pretty cool homepage and the color splash will certainly get your eyes rolling. On the homepage, you also get member tweets from horny women looking to get your attention as well lists of recent chats, featured members, newest hotties, best matchups, who viewed me, member ratings (hot or not?), amateur member videos, adult movies online and live webcams. If that doesn’t already alert you of the unending fun waiting for you, I don’t know what will.Navigating the site is smoother than a hot knife cutting through butter. The advanced search feature allows you to look for a horny ebony slut through options like near me, online now, newest, detailed, username, best matches and featured. 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In addition, it is hard to imagine that almost 100% of the members willingly decided to post images of themselves nude/near-nude.This can only mean one thing; the probable presence of fake profiles probably to lure you into signing (for free) and then forking cash for the VIP treatment. Another thing that strikes me as odd is the fact that 95% of the members here are black. Knowing how the ebony woman is revered by other races as the ultimate sex goddess, one would expect more than just 5% to consist of other races. Also, many attributes in the members’ profiles are marked “Does Not Matter” and you won’t know a wee lot about them unless, of course, you pay the fuck up.Speaking of payments, a 3-Day Trial membership sets you back some $2.97 per day or $8.90 for one payment. This arrangement gives you 10 profile views and messages send/days. Alternatively, you may opt for the Gold 6 months membership for $11.65 monthly or $69.90 one installment which gives you daily new members access, cell phone texting, personal matchmaking, private friends photos, unlimited profile views, multiple search features, access to an award-winning site, and meet-ups today among other benefits. You can make your payments via your credit card and PayPal, all of which have been secured.The quickie section; The bombThis is an awesome section where Black Crush suggests matches for you to pick from. It’s actually pretty straightforward; the site suggests profiles and all you need to do is click yes if they make you horny enough to be interested and no if they are some ugly ass chicks. If you decide to go with ‘yes’, the lady in question will be notified and you will get a response. Has there ever been an easier way to get laid?What impressed me most about the site:Loads of ebonies; the possibility of fake profiles aside, there are hundreds of genuine profiles featuring ebony hotties lining up their chocolate pussies for you. All you gotta do is make a move.Fantastic sorting options; Black Crush makes it easy to locate whatever kind of ebony slut you are looking for with plenty of sorting options to help you in that endeavor.Fun matching system; the site goes the extra mile to provide you with ‘quickie’ matches where you can quickly pick your preferred babe and get on with it.Privacy; the site does its best to keep your personal information free from prying eyes as they hide your real email and instant messenger handles among other personal details.Possible concerns:Have to pay for full access; Black Crush is not a free site and requires members to part with their cash and you won’t be able to do shit without paying. It’s a big shame for those who love free sites.Some fake profiles; as is the case with many explicit adult dating websites, you will bump across a few fake profiles which you will need to keep your eyes open for.What I think should be doneThe site should add links to their social media platforms or probably a customer care section where some of the raised issues can be addressed. As things currently stand, there is no one to listen to users’ frustrations with the system.Bottom lineWhen it’s all said and done, Black Crush still remains one of your most solid bets to score a chocolate pussy. The site provides a clean and enjoyable browsing experience with nothing of the annoying ads that ruin your experience. There are hundreds of legitimate profiles of horny babes and dudes to check out with the site offering you the best chance to taste the ebony experience. Certainly better than sitting and fapping all day, don’t you think?

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TS Dates! One of the great things about being the internationally famous Porn Dude is that bitches always want my cock. I find it when I’m out and about, and I also find it online, and I always want it with no strings attached. Speaking of strings attached, the broads on this dating site come with that extra bonus bit dangling between the legs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and shemales of all fuck-legal ages, TSdates.com is exactly what it sounds like.The header on TS Dates calls it a Premium Adult Transsexual Dating site, which is what you were hoping for, right? On any dating site, you want plenty of people signed up and connected at any point. You’ll never get a tranny to shake her dick in your face if you’re looking for one in a virtual ghost town. TSdates claims to have nearly 100 million members, which is “More single, local transsexual hotties than any other sites!”Tons of Trannies in Your AreaThe landing page shows off some of the hotter ladyboys on the site. Honestly, if I was illiterate, I would think these bitches have nice, tight pussies where they actually have big, throbbing dingdongs. The chicks with dicks sliding across the top part of the screen look like models, and probably are. A handful of profile photographs from actual users are pasted just below that, though.Apparently, there are 90,000 users connected to the site right now. That’s a pretty fucking hopping tranny dating site, but you don’t even get to poke around until you sign up. I’m really curious to get in and look around, because TSdates claims there are 1.5 million users in my state alone. That’s way fucking more than I would’ve expected, and I kind of wonder how true it really is.Registration is quick and easy. They ask you if you’re a dude, a broad, or a tranny, and who you’re looking for. You can enter your sexual orientation, body type and a few other pieces of personal information, but it’s not mandatory. Pick a public username and write up a little blurb about yourself. They’ll send you an instant registration email, you’ll click the link, and then you’re in.Surprise! They’d Like Some of Your MoneySon of the bitch. As soon as I clicked the email link to confirm my account, TSdates dropped me off on a payment page with a few membership options. A standard month of Gold Membership will run you 40 bucks, but by default they try to sell you a full year. It breaks down to about half the rate, but that’s still a $240 charge on your credit card that you may have to explain to the wife.Gold Members get instant access to millions of full profiles, sexy videos and photos of people who want to hook up now. That’s from their memberships spiel, word for word. If I was really trying to suck a shemale dick tonight, I’d be a little bit fucking annoyed. Then again, I’ve paid way more than that just to watch a girl shoot ping-pong balls out of her snatch. Getting laid usually costs a few bucks, anyway.TSdates ain’t done with your wallet yet, though. You can also Enhance Your Plan with Standard Contacts. This normally costs $21 a month, but again, they try to hook you for a full year at a little over a Benjamin. Holy fuck. Just rolling with the default, pre-chosen options will run you around $350. I hope this shit works!That standard contacts enhancement is for moneyed perverts who still want to fuck the broke-ass perverts. Gold members have unlimited access to all members, but free members can’t contact gold members or see their full profile unless that member has upgraded their account. Confused? Don’t blame me; it’s probably intentional. People spend more money when they think they have to.Or Fuck Around with Trannies for FreeThe payment page makes it look like you need to come out of pocket if you want to play on TSdates. It seems like the only way out is the Continue button underneath all the payment options. If you’re cheapskate, or if you’re not really sure yet if you really want some strange with a side of enormous cock, you can just click the Home icon.The main screen of TSdates looks like a cross between a porn site and Facebook. The sidebar is all about your Friends, Flirts and Messages. Since I’m brand-new and don’t know anybody, I just see a bunch of zeros listed next to everything. If I had friends, their new posts would be featured in my Member Activity feed. They’ve helpfully filled this in with some stuff I might be interested in, but I guess I’d be even more interested if I really wanted a lady’s dick up my ass tonight.At the top of the screen is a selection of online members. Since I haven’t paid for an account, these are obviously people who sprung for the enhancement. Some are really dudely, masculine men in drag, while others are totally passable. One is sucking a big dick, a tease of all the amateur porn I’m locked out of as a free user. Names, ages and sex are listed, but if I hover over I get a box with even more information.I put my mouse over a preop tranny on hormone therapy looking for safe play. That’s her own self-description, as is her request to be used by huge hung guys until she’s begging for mercy. She’s a little less than 50 miles away from me, so a hook up tonight is absolutely conceivable. Checking out some of these other online users, it’s clear that TSdates has chosen to show me trannies relatively close to me. That’s exactly the kind feature you want in a dating or hookup site.Meet the Shemale Slut of Your DreamsEven though I’m able to communicate with enhanced users and look at thumbnails of their photos, TSdates is very clear that I’m missing out unless I offer up some cash. Upgrade buttons are everywhere, even on these little hover-over boxes. There are constant reminders that if I give them my credit card number, I can see photos and jerk off to videos, connect via messages and become friends.If I view a user’s profile, their main photo is intentionally tiny, mocking you with Upgrade buttons all around it. Trying to click the Photo Album tab brings you directly to the sign-up page, because fuck you, you bum ass freeloader. There’s amateur shemale porn in there, and you don’t get to look if you’re broke.Since I’m viewing enhanced profiles, I can click the flirt button or send a message. Clicking Add Friend send me to the sign-up page, so I guess I’m out of luck there.I see a lot of basic information about the users with enhanced profiles, like their bra and cock size, religion, hair color and whether they like to smoke crack or shoot heroin.If you’re using TSdates as a legit place to meet people, and you’re going the free route, there is technically enough here to help you meet some trannies you might be interested in. It’s really obvious from a free account that you’re missing out on a ton of features, and they take every opportunity to point this out and try to get your 40 bucks a month.Beat Off to Live Tranny CamsTSdates also has a ton of tranny WebCam shows going on any time. As I write this, there are nearly 400 members broadcasting right now. My home screen offers up a couple confirmed shows, one featuring a blonde with red lipstick and presumably a huge cock, while the other is a thicker, more exotic shemale slut.It’s a pretty fucking big selection, much larger than the tranny section of a lot of WebCam sites. I could see a lot of perverts tuning in for the shows without bothering to fill out their TSdates profile. I wonder how many of these users contribute to that giant number they show out front.However it breaks down, TSdates.com is a very active site full of real trannies and their fans. You can use it like a Shemale version of Facebook, or if you’re the more adventurous type it can definitely help you bone some genuine ladyboys. There’s a big WebCam area, too, which means there are plenty of live lady dicks to see even if you don’t want to leave the house or interact.

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Are you tired of hooking up with hot sluts on regular dating sites only to find out that they are painfully vanilla in bed? It’s a story as old as time. You take them back for some hardcore BDSM sex in your elaborate sex dungeon with swings, ropes, whips, and the whole nine. But they just aren’t into it and think you’re some kind of freak.You can only shrug that shit off as their loss so many times before it starts to hurt. What if I told you that I knew of a dating site that could guarantee you get matched with someone just as kinky, if not more, than yourself? That’s right pick your jaw up off the floo- oh wait, yeah, should have assumed that was just a ball gag.Anyway, the site I’m dangling in front of you like the good slave you are is a dating hub for fetish freaks and kinky lovers all around called Alt.com. No need to hide your closet full of sex toys on the first date any longer! If you’re a dom, find some sub bitch who loves to call you daddy. If you’re a sub, then find a sexy, strong babe who will take control. And if you’re a switch, then play that field like the dirty slut you are. With over 3 million site views every month, you’re bound (and maybe gagged) to find your perfect match. And these matchmakers have been around, linking and binding together kinky people since fucking 1998, so you know you’re in good hands.A ton of Site Options and Features, but a You Need Premium Membership to Use ThemSign up is easy and relatively free. You just need a username, email, and to plug in what kind of people you’re interested in. You can even make a profile as a couple if you’re looking to swing around and fuck other kinky couples. I say relatively free because you can’t really do much at all on the site without a membership, but I’ll get into those limits here shortly. First, I want to cover just how customizable these profiles are.You have a fuck ton of options to really narrow down what kind of people show up in your social media-esque news feed. You can detail your sexual orientation, what kind of role you like to take in bed, what kinks you have, what kind of kinks or body types you’d like to match with, and that’s just the stuff on the quick view.The real detail comes out in the “Questions & Answers” tab where you can answer a bunch of BDSM questions in as much detail as you want. The questions are things like “What roles are OFF limits to you,” “What are your favorite toys,” and other lifestyle questions like “Describe what you do for a living.” That’s three out of over a hundred questions that you can fill out. It’s super fucking helpful, especially when dealing with BDSM. There are so many kinks out there that you need to know a lot about a protentional hookup before you’re sure you want to dive into sex with them.Hundreds of Profile Customization Options Help You Find the Right MatchOnce you have all of that answered and figured out, then I recommend you begin exploring the profile feed. It’s sorted by people closest to you. If you’re out in the middle of nowhere then you might have some driving to do, but you city people out there probably have multiple people in the area. Now, this site is busy as fuck. It can be pretty overwhelming trying to figure out how to use this shit. So, I’m going to cover the important features and let the dozens of other minor ones take a back seat.Scrolling through your feed you’ll see recent updates by people you follow, or people nearby. It’s mostly homemade videos, pictures, and shit like that. Like any other social media site, you can like or comment on the post to give that person some love. If you want to view the actual video or photo, you’ll have to pay up. They have two memberships. Silver and Gold. They’re both the same price per month if you go for a year, so definitely go gold. But it’s not too expensive. It’s like 8 bucks or so a month to actually be able to use the site.If you don’t sign up, you can’t send messages, view profiles, look at posts, or use any of the cool features they have on the site. Besides the feed, you can use the left sidebar to manage your own photos/posts, see how many messages you have, and a whole bunch more shit. Speaking of messages, there’s quite a few bots on here. During my short time on the site I got at least 6 messages from chicks wanting to get to know me. Yeah, sure. My empty profile with no information or photo really must have drawn them in.Chat, Share Videos/Photos, Read Articles, View Live Cams, and More!The top header is a good place to get started. There are sections for “My Stuff, Search, Live Action, Community, and What’s Hot.” The “My Stuff” section is a hub for things like favorite photos, gifts you’ve sent or received, people you follow, and things of that nature. The “Search” section lets you find people in your area, or further if you’re looking to travel/cyber, and narrow them down by kinks and interests. “Live Action” is for all of their live cams. The site has a ton of BDSM models that you can check out, or you can even broadcast yourself doing some kinky shit if you want.The “Community” page has a lot to offer. Blogs, discussions, chat rooms, magazines, and more. Go here if you want to chat or discuss your kinks with other people, or just shoot the shit about other stuff. Finally, the “What’s Hot” tab has the best photos and videos posted by users recently. A great place to go if you’re just looking to bust a nut to some amateur BDSM content.Mobile Site is Much Less Cluttered Than the Desktop SiteThe mobile site is okay. Just like the desktop site it will try and get you to purchase a premium membership at every single turn. If you have a membership, it’s easy to browse and check out profiles. All of the other site options are available, just in neater drop-down menus instead of the cluttered way they have it on the main site.One feature that I thought worked a lot better on mobile was the “Hot or Not” page. You can view profile pictures and choose whether or not you think they’re hot. If they are, they get added to a list on your profile that you can check out later. It makes more sense using this feature on mobile for sure. Much easier just to swipe through instead of having to click around every time.ThePornDude’s Favorite FeaturesMy favorite feature about Alt.com is actually how many fucking features they have. Seriously, this site has everything a BDSM lover could want. Discussions, videos, photos, dating, live cams, and a lot more. It’s a great place to come back to since there’s always going to be new content in at least one of those categories. You get a lot for your money here. Even if you’re not interested in dating you can always watch the exclusive amateur videos users post.ThePornDude’s SuggestionsMy main suggestion for Alt.com isn’t a big one. Just trim the main site a bit. It’s not terribly difficult to navigate, but a lot of the stuff that’s out cluttering the main page could be put into a submenu like it is on mobile. It would make the site feel sleeker and more premium. There’s just a little too much going on.ThePornDude’s Final ThoughtsOverall, Alt.com is an awesome site for hooking up with other fetish lovers. Become someone’s slave, have a threesome, get tied up, or whatever else your twisted mind could possibly come up with. The price is pretty low for the number of options you get here. I think it’s well worth signing up, even just for a short time, and trying out all of the cool features. Even if the dating doesn’t work out, I’m sure you can find some good shit to jerk off too at the very least.

Swingers Date Club aka SDC Swingers! Not every website that you visit in order to feed your endlessly lustful appetites has to be an orgiastic smorgasbord of whores and porn and all-out fuck fests with anal gaping and deepthroating and double penetration galore. Consider for a moment that you might take some time out of your day to become a little more enlightened about sexuality. Have you ever stopped to consider that possibility? That you might educate yourself on the nature of sexuality, self-reflect on the nature of your own sexuality, and take into consideration the sexualities of others?No? Well, I’m not surprised, seeing as idly scanning your eyes over the words of this review is likely to be the most reading that you’ll do all month. But you should consider doing it more. Reading is how people get smarter, have good ideas, learn new things, become more interesting. And do you know what all of those qualities add up to eventually? Getting laid. That’s right … don’t let the current ‘leader’ of the free world trick you into thinking otherwise because he’s stupid as a sack of potatoes and managed to fuck a porn star.Don’t get it twisted, Donald Trump only fucked a porn star because he had enough money to, not because Stormy Daniels actually had any interest in letting him slosh his micro penis around inside of her for two to three minutes. And it seems like everyone else this walking cloud of Cheetos dust come to life has ever fucked he either ordered from Russia (his wife) or grabbed by the pussy.See, talking about sex can be fun without having to be just fapping to flicks of fucking all day long. Maybe it’s about time you gave your dick a well-deserved break and stimulated your mind for a change – you know, that other place that your blood is supposed to be flowing when it’s not constantly being rerouted to your dick because you are trying to fill a void in yourself with constant streams of porn. If you keep making yourself feel good all the time, how could you ever feel sad! That’s the spirit, ol’ sport …If you are down for something a little more mentally satisfying, however, I have just the site for you. Allow me to introduce you to SDC.com. Your first question, I’m sure, is probably, ‘hey, Porn Dude, what the fuck does SDC stand for anyway?’ Well, thank you for asking! That’s exactly what I was about to get to. SDC stands for Seek, Discover, Create. Or, to flesh that out a bit, as their motto goes: “Seek yourself, discover together, and create moments.” Now, you may or may not be thinking to yourself, ‘well, fuck, that sounds pretty gay.’ And if you are thinking that then this site is probably not going to be for you. And you probably are one of those people I was talking about earlier who doesn’t read anything outside of porn site reviews. And you should probably strongly consider tripping on acid or eating some mushrooms someday. Or drink some ayahuasca or go on a silent meditation retreat to Tibet or something, I don’t fucking know, just do something to expand your god damned mind a little!Not Quite a Porn Site, but Important NonethelessSDC is more of a community-focused online publication than it is a porn site. It is the perfect companion to a modern, forward-thinking, sex-positive individual who’s looking to further his or her understanding of sexuality, both their own and that of others. Ever been curious about what ethical non-monogamy entails exactly? Head on over to SDC to learn all about it. Thinking about visiting a sex club or joining a group of swingers? SDC has articles about the etiquette surrounding those worlds for you to brush up on before you go. Or maybe things are slowing down between you and your partner in the bedroom, there are plenty of think pieces here that will give you new perspectives on how to go about dealing with that.It’s not all about sex on SDC, though. There is, for example, an entire section of the site dedicated to travel. Granted, it seems as if the travel pieces are in particularly romantic places, but still. The information is there, what you do with it is up to you. Maybe you could use their travel suggestions to take your partner on a romantic getaway. That usually works to help couples get through a dry spell together. Nothing gets a pussy wetter than the words, ‘baby, let’s go to Paris this summer.’ Word to the wise.The site itself is beautifully designed. It’s nice and minimalistic, and it has a very professional aesthetic to it. Honestly, it looks more like a really well-done news or lifestyle publication’s website than anything you’d expect to find in the world of adult entertainment. At the top of the page, you’ve got a sleek and intuitive site menu bar, allowing you easy access to all of the different sections of the site. When you place your cursor over one of the sections, an elegant mini dropdown menu does its thing below it so that you can explore some articles and general topics of that section without ever leaving the page. Just fucking wonderful design. Here, you can browse the site by clicking on Group, Sex, Kink, Erotic, LGBTQ+, Relationship, Health, Media, Travel, or More.Below the site menu bar, you’ll find an assortment of articles, all sectioned out by category. Each article comes with a relevant thumbnail image for it, and some of them have a short introduction or synopsis of the article underneath it. The selections are of various sizes, too, giving the site that trendy collage feel that so many lifestyle and news sites are going for these days, further adding to the legitimacy and professionalism of the site’s design.SDC also has videos. But don’t get too excited. They won’t be anything that you can fap or flick the bean to. Unless, of course, you get off on educational Q&As or informative, educational videos. In which case, shine on, you crazy diamond. In terms of non-text media, the site also offers up a breadth of podcasts for you to throw on while you work out or commute to work or maybe while you’re strolling the town for some strange … I don’t know what the fuck it is you do in your free time.Casting Sexuality in a New LightSDC is filling a necessary niche in the world … of providing people with an outlet for their curiosities, kinks, relationship troubles, and the ethical conundrums that naturally come with living a sexually active lifestyle. Whereas many areas of society still censor the topic of sex as taboo or inappropriate, SDC disregards that pretense altogether. Instead, they offer a vision of the world that acknowledges sexuality with a smile, accepts people for who they are, offers a way into understanding for those that do not know much about certain sexualities, and proposes thought-provoking articles that discuss important topics.Morality appears to be a big concern of SDC’s writers. As it should be. We can talk all day long about how great it is, for example, that polyamory is becoming more socially acceptable than it ever has been in the past, but if we don’t talk about the ethical implications of such a lifestyle, then we are doing a great disservice to ourselves and others who are thinking about trying something like that out.SDC understands that what we all want, at the end of the day, is to be happy, satisfied, and fulfilled – sexually, mentally, and emotionally. And I think that SDC understands, much more than many other publications out there today, that these three categories (sexual, mental, emotional) are not as segregated or compartmentalized as we like to pretend the to be. That they are, in fact, deeply interconnected and affected by one another. And, so, SDC has created an online publication to reflect that fact.

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SLS.com! Do you live the Swing Lifestyle, or have you ever considered swapping partners with other horny local couples? Before the Internet, it was hard to find like-minded swingers to fool around with, but we’ve come a long fucking way since the days of awkwardly asking your coworkers if their wife would be DTF. Why risk a sexual harassment accusation or an uppercut from a dude who takes it entirely the wrong way when you say you’d really like to bang his old lady? Today, we’re going to look at a site aimed at making the whole process a hell of a lot less complicated and painful.SwingLifestyle.com calls itself “one of the most active lifestyle groups on the Internet,” which is a fancy way of saying they’re a massive, globe-spanning online swinger community. It’s one thing to claim your site is big and set it up for anyone in the world to use, but it’s another thing entirely to make it real. One of the things Swing Lifestyle has going for it is that they’ve been around for decades, and they've managed to attract a fucking ton of swingers looking to hook up with each other. They get a couple hundred thousand visits every day, so this clearly isn’t a ghost town.Where the Swingers At?The SwingLifestyle.com domain was registered all the way back in 2001, and the copyright date at the bottom goes back even further to 1998. In all honesty, it kind of looks like it. The design’s a little old and crusty, from the plain-Jane layout to the Geocities-era background pattern to that awful logo. The motto is “Start Your Sexual Revolution,” but the rainbow people raising their hands in the logo look like a team of motivational speakers who make the rounds at high schools, offices and hotel conference rooms around the country.I’ve spent years reviewing the web’s best (and sometimes worst) adult websites, and one of the things I’ve come to realize is that an outdated presentation isn’t always a bad thing, especially when we’re talking about a genuinely long-lived and popular site like this one. If SwingerLifestyle was a new site that looked like this, I’d have worse things to say. Instead, there’s a bit of old-school charm and a feeling of authenticity. A site that looks like this doesn’t survive this long unless they’ve got something good to offer, and the non-flashy presentation tells me these guys are more about keeping their users happy than raking in the dough.Speaking of those users, they’ve provided some quick and current stats out front, and they’re frankly more enticing than any expensive, sparkly presentation. Any type of community site thrives on a big and active userbase, and it’s arguably more important when you’re trying to get laid and not just trading anime pics with other weeaboos. The Swing Lifestyle userbase is huge, active and growing. As I write this, there are currently 9423 swingers online right now, and 4855 have signed up this week, joining over 16,000 swinger groups listed around the world.Swinger Resources, Clubs and PartiesAs with any website built around a community, much of SwingLifestyle.com was designed to be used by registered members of the site. That said, there’s a fair amount of content available for lurkers who may not be ready to take the plunge just yet. These include a number of free swinger resources like articles, stories, and a blog.The blog is admittedly a little stale; their most recent post was added around four months ago. Both the Swing Lifestyle blog and the articles section contain tons of useful and relevant information, like the benefits of morning sex for lifestyle swinger couples, tips and tricks for keeping your partner engaged while sexting, and dealing with jealousy in swinger relationships.The swinger stories archive is way deeper than I would have imagined, with over 17,000 erotic stories posted so far. The most recent, added literally just hours ago, contains romance, swingers, exhibitionism, masturbation and MILFs, just to name a few of the tags. I honestly thought this section of the site was going to be something of a throwaway, but it’s a full-fledged erotic story library, organized with a rich set of tags, so it’s easy to dig through the pile.Browsing around SwingLifestyle.com, I found that much of the site was accessible without signing up for an account. In fact, a couple of the most useful sections were loaded full of links to regional swinger groups, swinger clubs and swinger parties in every state and around the world. They’ve got listings from Canada, Mexico, the UK and half a dozen other countries, but there’s definitely a lot more action to be had in the states, at least on Swing Lifestyle.Signing Up for a Closer LookI’m reviewing SwingLifestyle shortly after the site underwent some downtime due to security issues, and they’re currently still in the process of restoring some sections of the site. There’s a message about it at the top of the forum area, which is currently one of the site’s more exclusive offerings to its members. There’s a lot of action on the forums. While non-members can see post titles, most of the content is blocked unless you’re a member.To get in, you’ll have to sign up for an account. Basic accounts are free, but many features are limited for free users. For example, you have to upgrade to a paid subscription in order to actually post in the forums.Signup is quick for a SwingLifestyle account. You choose a name and give them an email address, and then answer some quick questions about who you are and what you’re looking for. Naturally, since this is a swinger site, you can sign up as an individual or a couple. After hitting some dropdown menus spelling out preferences on smoking, drinking, and humping, you’ll fill out some boxes getting more specific about your personal info, desires, and fantasies.There’s a quick confirmation email step, and you also have to wait for somebody to manually approve your profile. In the meantime, they try to upsell you the moment you finish filling out your forms. A checklist breaks down the membership perks for the free and paid memberships. If you spring for the big Life of Website plan ($179), you get some additional perks the regular members don’t get, like the ability to approve new members and new public images, and get first access to new upgrades. Regular memberships start at twenty bone a month, though you save money with a longer subscription. A year will run you seventy bucks.Meet the Perfect Swingers and Local CouplesOne of the biggest reasons for signing up for SwingLifestyle is that they’ve got thousands and thousands of swinger profiles. Free users are locked out of some of the more exciting and interesting features like nudity, private pictures and messaging. Essentially, you can look, but it’s a lot harder to play if you’re not willing to pay. At various places around the site, they place the blame squarely on new laws enacted by the US government. Thanks a lot, Uncle Sam! Apparently, they’ve only recently shifted this mostly paid business model, and I’m just ever so late to the party.And what a fucking party it is! On a lot of sites, I pretend I’m in the nearest major city, which is actually fifty miles away. I’m technically in a suburb here, which makes it harder to find local fun on most sites if I’m typing in my real location. Swing Lifestyle isn’t fucking around, though, and it’s obvious they’ve built a strong reputation among the swinger community. Free users are limited to 50 search results, and mine easily maxed out until I used stronger, more specific search criteria, and that’s after entering my real location. I guess my neighbors are kinkier than I thought!For most users, the profiles section of SwingLifestyle.com is definitely going to be the biggest draw for the site. It’ll cost you at least twenty bucks to really use the site, since free users can’t send messages, but your odds are arguably better than they are with a premium Tinder account. There’s also an app available for iOS or Android that’ll make the process even easier. Even if you don’t end up with a paid membership, though, the site has a ton of resources that’ll be useful and interesting to anybody interested in the Swing Lifestyle.

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Want to cheat on your wife or girlfriend at AshleyMadison? Just because a goal has a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. That’s the kind of attitude you need going into this next dating site. It’s all about discretion and secret hookups with horny women who aren’t satisfied with their relationships. That’s where you come in. It’s time to get out there and give these lonely babes the premium pounding that their lame-ass boyfriends or husbands aren’t providing. But this site isn’t just for you relationship destroyers out there. This platform is also great for single people to meet up more discretely. Tired of your coworkers or friends stumbling across your Tinder profile? Then this site is also for you!Ashleymadison.com is a discrete dating site made for you married people out there who aren’t happy with just one partner. With a slogan like “Life is short. Have an affair” you know exactly what this site is all about. And a fuck ton of people use this site. They bring in an impressive 13 million views every month. And Ashley Madison has been around since 2001. That’s nearly a decade of morally ambiguous matchmaking experience under their belt.Free to Sign up and View ProfilesSign up for this dating site is free and easy. Registering requires a birthday, username, zip code, and an email address. The site even recommends you use a throwaway email just in case. I’d suggest you do that too. Especially since they had that whole information leak scandal a while back. I’m sure their security has stepped up, but you don’t want your name out there or anything that can get you caught. And that’s all you need to sign up. Though, they will suggest some other options to fill out your profile.One of those details is a profile picture. Don’t worry though, they have some cool ways to keep your identity secret. One option is blurring your photo and only revealing it people that you want to match with. You can also hide details with masks and other photo edits. But it’s recommended that you have some sort of picture. Other simple details you can include are things like height, weight, language, and smoking habits. But you can also add what kind of relationship you’re looking for. Like if you want something short term, long term, just cybersex, or if you’re open to anything.Plenty of Ways to Filter and Find the Right HookupBut the customization doesn’t end there! You can toggle what sort of sexual acts you want to do. Like oral, kinky shit, threesomes, cuddling, or some nice and easy conventional sex. Then you can put in details about what your perfect match would be. Details like whether or not they have a high sex drive, do drugs, have tattoos, etc. Or you can simply fill in those details in your own words so others can see. If you’re looking for someone that fits your specific life interests, there’s an option to fill out stuff for hobbies you have. Like sports, cooking, movies, wine, and all that shit. Though I don’t know if I need all of that to go fuck some married slut.Fuck Memberships. Their Unique Credit System Lets You Control How You Spend Your Money.The way this site is different from other dating sites, aside from the whole fuck a married woman deal, is that the membership is free. Instead of paying for a monthly deal, you purchase credits that let you use the site. You can spend credits to talk to potential hookups or send them gifts. This way you only have to spend money when you’re actually using the site. These won’t go away either. I actually think it’s a cool setup. Pay for what you use, and your money won’t go to waste if you stop using the site. Now, of course, the more credits you buy the less they cost. You can get 100 credits for 49 bucks, 500 for 149, or 1000 for 249.But you can view profiles for free. There’s none of that “pay to view photos” shit or anything like that. I always hate it when dating sites do that. They only time you’ll see that here is when that person personally decides to lock certain photos, otherwise, it’s free game.In Depth Profile that Are Free to View and an Awesome Feature for TravelersThe previews give you a quick rundown of all the important details like age, location, weight, sexual interests, and whatever their short message is. You also get a picture if they have one. Their profile gives you everything else about them. From there you can add them to your favorites, send a “wink” to let them know you’re interested, send a little gift to let them know you’re really interested, or simply send a chat. Below all of that, you can see their encounter preferences and member feedback. The way feedback works is that you can review the person you chatted with. This lets you see if they were creepy or fun to talk to.Ashleymadison.com has a neat travel feature that lets you message up to 30 potential hookups in a city you plan to visit soon. It’s perfect for getting a little break while you’re away from your family on a business trip. Whoever said you couldn’t mix business and pleasure was dead wrong.Man, it’s really fucking easy to have an affair this way. Though I don’t know why you guys out there tie yourself down to one chick anyway. The real fun is having the ability to get with any smoking piece of ass you want. But this site works for those kinds of hookups too. Lots of the people I saw on here were single and down to fuck. Plus, everyone here is down to do something. You can’t say the same about all the prude bitches on Tinder who are “looking for friends.” Yeah, bullshit. Here you can be sure that the chick you’re going to message wants to get fucked just as much as you want to fuck.Awesome Mobile Site Makes Cheating Even Easier!The mobile site really nice. They don’t have an app, but it’s probably because of the questionable service they offer. But logging into the mobile app and getting started is just as easy as it is on desktop. It’s not a straight port of the main site either. It’s formatted well for mobile and I dig the pink theme it’s got going on. I had no problems viewing profiles, editing photos, or doing anything on mobile. It all worked great, and I’d recommend using the mobile version. It’s easier to hide than throwing this shit up on your computer. After all, the site can’t save you from someone standing behind you.ThePornDude’s Favorite FeaturesMy favorite feature about Ashleymadison.com is the credit system. It’s nice not feeling stuck in some long-ass membership. If you only want to use the site a little, just grab 100 credits and see if you like it. If you love the site, grab a thousand and be set for a long time. Plus, this allows you to pick and choose exactly what you want to spend your money on. I also like just how far they go to keep your information discreet. Masking photos and not requiring compromising information is a great barrier that makes you feel confident that nobody can snoop and find out what you’ve been up to. Well, as long as that information isn’t, you know, distributed or anything.ThePornDude’s SuggestionsReally, this dating site does just about everything right. I don’t have any major suggestions. The only thing I had hoped to see were some lower credit options. 50 bucks is a big investment for something I’m not sure I’m even going to like. Maybe an option that was around half that price or less would draw people in more and convince those people on the fence to give it a shot.ThePornDude’s Final ThoughtsOverall, whether you’re looking to cheat on your lame girlfriend or wife, or just want to have some fun without worrying about being recognized, then I recommend you give Ashleymadison.com a try. This site makes cheating a breeze. And the price is reasonable when you consider all the effort, they put in to keeping your personal details private. Plus, that thrill you get will be priceless. Come on, they’ll never find out. Get yourself some good pussy for once and have some fun with a new chick.

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You’ve seen it time and time again, I’m sure … “Sign up now for the number one hookup site! No charge! No card needed! Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area!” How many times have you been fooled by that old trick, huh? Oh, who are we kidding? We both know you still click on these ads every once in a while, on the sheer hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will be real one day.Unfortunately, though, this kind of site doesn’t seem to exist. If it seems too good to be true, hell, it probably is. But I still have hope that one of these days someone will figure out a way to come out with a completely free, real, sexy hookup site. Not like Tinder, either, something that is very explicitly for fucking. I don’t like to have to play all the games on apps like Tinder and Bumble and Plenty of Shit. It’s fucking annoying. Sure, Tinder has a reputation for facilitating a fuck ton of hookups, and it definitely has worked for me before. But it still requires way more work than I would have preferred to put into it! You still, most of the time, have to jump through hoops, play the game, before pussy is ever even close to being on the table. And the table is always a good place for pussy to be!It would be nice, however, if there could be just one site that is unabashedly for casual sex and nothing else. A site that commits to that mission – that mission to help you spew your emission – and is jam-packed with sexy broads who are horny and loose and ready to party. Somebody, please tell me if they find that site out there. I’ve heard of Feeld before, it’s an app, but I think it’s mostly for couples and swingers. Plus, it isn’t very popular, so I can’t imagine the selection would be stellar.And then I came across a site called Fling. Actually, there’s a really good chance that you’ve probably come across it at one point or another, too, whether or not you were even aware of it. It’s one of the more heavily advertised of all the “hook up” sites. It’s been placed on most of the popular porn tube sites, and it claims to be the real deal. Well, let’s take a look, shall we, and figure out, once and for all, if Fling is, in fact, the right site to help you find a hot fling of your own.From the moment you land on Fling’s home page, it appears to be the real deal. It looks pretty legit. You are greeted with a quick questionnaire regarding your gender and what you’re looking for. You’ll also be asked to provide your birth year (to confirm that you are over 18, of course). And they will be asking for your email address as well. Alright, that’s fine.This is precisely why I made a spam email address, to begin with. I highly recommend you do the same. Any time you want to sign up for a site that you are unsure of or that you already know is going to decimate your inbox with undesired emails, have an alternative email address to give them, so you can go on unbothered in your daily life, and only check the backup when you absolutely need to, to sign up for sites like this and whatnot.Once you’re registered, you will be prompted even further to fill out the remainder of your profile. Fling will ask you a few questions about what you’re looking for, the duration of the kind of fling you want, if and for how long you are willing to travel, the frequency of hookups you desire, how kinky you are, and a few basic physical trait questions (hair, eye color, etc.). Then, finally, once you get all of those questions answered, you will have access to the site.Where the Fuck do I Click?First of all, the site design is not great. It’s very cluttered and noisy, there is shit everywhere you look. It’s so chaotic, in fact, that it can be difficult to figure out where the eye is meant to go. Where, in other words, do you even go to start browsing and chatting with horny hotties in your area? There are just so many things to distract you, possible things to click on!Firstly, there’s a carousel of chicks cascading by at the top of the page. Then, down below you’ll find two adjacent sections: “members who stream” (I’m assuming that means cam stream?) and “meet now in [your state].” Right above those, packed into the chaos is “who’s online now” and some game called “who’s cute” where you can rate users.Below all that, it gets even messier. You’ll find a box titled “who’s viewed me” next to “my friends” and then popular member photos, popular member videos, all of which blend right into an ad for Cam Soda. Oh, and I completely forgot to mention the site menu bar. Up at the top of the page, you can choose between Home, Search, Online Now, Chat, Trending Now, Live Girls, and (of course) Upgrade Now. It’s like they tried to throw every single thing they’ve ever seen on a website before onto a single page. Just way too fucking much going on.I mean, I’m sure you’d probably get used to this after a while, right? But at the same time, who the fuck wants to put in the time to get used to awful site design when it could just be avoided altogether by the people behind this site?Good Search and Advanced Search FunctionsWell, fuck it, might as well enjoy it while I’m here, right? Besides, it looks like there are lots of really sexy chicks on here to chat with! Let’s check out the search function. Search is pretty straight forward, it seems. Pretty much everything you could ask for from a search engine on a dating or hookup site like this. Select a sexual preference, gender (or couples), ages (18-100), country, zip code/city, and then check or uncheck the following boxes: online now, video chatting, users with photos, live streaming, SMS/text verified, and verified photos.The advanced search feature is even more exciting, because it allows you to narrow down the playing field even further, helping you find the perfect sexy slut for you. Specify eye color, hair color, body type, race, religious preferences, languages spoken, marital status, income, profession, and whether or not she’s into threesomes, group sex, friends with benefits, online flirting, in-person meetups, or relationships. It’s a fairly impressive advanced search. Now I’ll finally be able to find my green-eyed, blue-haired Asian Satanic midget who speaks Swahili, is in a lesbian marriage, makes a 6-figure salary, and is looking for a side piece … It’s about damn time!Nothing in Life is Free…Unfortunately, though, it does not appear as if you will be able to do much on Fling for free. In order to view profiles, read or respond to messages, or really do anything on this site (outside from upload pictures), you will have to upgrade and pay. It’s pretty fucking frustrating, too, because Fling will let you see that you’re getting messages and profile views, but it’s just to tease you into upgrading so that you can read the messages. I suppose it’s not too expensive, though, all things considered. Especially if (and this is a big “if”) the girls are real and continue to be this active once you have upgraded your account.A lot of sites have bots and shit meant to lure you into a subscription, but then once they get your money, the messages and profile views significantly fall off. I can’t say either way with Fling, but let’s just assume that they aren’t looking to screw you over. I try to see the best in people when possible. Anyway, like I was saying, it’s a fair price at $6.95/month if you commit to a full year. That’s about half the price of a Tinder upgrade. One month of Gold membership, however, is $34.95, or you can get a week for $9.95 or 6 months for $11.65 per.Unfortunately, outside of the site design and potential features, there isn’t a whole lot that I can tell you about Fling. I mean, I’m sure as hell not paying money for a site like this. I don’t need any help getting pussy! But if you do (and a lot of you dudes out there definitely do), it might be worth trying Fling (often misspelled as "flung" and "flings") out. Maybe even just for the 95-cent 2-day trial period. Hey, why the fuck not, right?Oh, one more life pro tip before I go: I like to keep a little bit of money on a Visa gift card to sign up for any porn-related site that charges on the internet. Just because, hell, you never know! And it’s always better to be safe than sorry!

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Wanna get laid at Fuck Book? There are plenty of dating sites out there, some of which even claim to be hookup friendly; others have just built a reputation for being so. Not every dating site is ideal, though, when it comes to trying to get laid online. So, how are you supposed to know which ones are legit for your dick and which ones are shit? Well, let’s break down a few of the more popular ones in terms of whether or not you are likely to have any luck using them in order to get a little bit of a better idea.The first dating site I want to take a look at is OkCupid. I’m sure you’ve heard of it at some point or another. It seems to work alright in terms of a site meant to get dates. But how much hookup potential does it have, if any? Well, “hookup” is an option that the site lets you put on your profile as an answer to the question “what are you looking for?” So, that’s a good start. But a more important question to ask when weighing whether or not a dating site will get you laid is, how many girls are on the site looking to hook up?And, depending on where you live (the size of your city), there are a few. More often than not, though, at least in my experience, it seems as if the girls who say they are looking to hook up are not, in reality, looking for that. For the most part, OkCupid is a good site to go out on dates, but as far as actually getting laid goes, I’ve had much better luck on other apps.One app that I’ve had more luck on than OkCupid is Tinder. Ah, the notorious Tinder. It has gained quite a reputation among the online dating apps for leading to more hookups than others, but is it a reliable source? Well, honestly, much like any other dating site or app, it really depends on whether or not you have game. There are a few approaches to getting laid on Tinder. Some guys like to be straightforward, messaging as many matches as they can “wanna fuck?” But this is not a foolproof method.Lots of girls, even the ones just looking to fuck, still appreciate the thrill of the chase. Or, more accurately, they appreciate the thrill of being chased. So, all though you will probably have better luck getting your dick wet on Tinder over OkCupid, you’re going to have to know how to navigate all of the pretenses that come with being on a dating site; you’ll likely have to take a lot of swings, in other words, before you finally hit a home run.The Facebook of Casual SexThen there are the dating sites designed specifically for getting laid. Chances are, at one point or another, you’ve come across an ad for a site called Fuckbook, which claims to be the Facebook of casual sex. This one, at first glance, appears to be legit (there are a fuck ton of fake equivalents that are just filled with spambots trying to scam you out of money). Fuckbook does cost money to use, but it might actually, unlike other similar sites, hold the potential to get you laid.Just like with any other social media or dating site, though, you have to already have two things in order to really get the most out of this site. And those things are A.) you have to be attractive, and B.) you have to have some semblance of game. Don’t sign up for Fuckbook expecting pussy to magically rain down from the heavens. It is still going to take effort. And if you’re an ugly ass motherfucker, ain’t no website going to change that fact. And no amount of game is going to make you any more fuckable if you look like you got hit with a Mack truck.Fuckbook seems to at least give you a shot, though, so long as you are average looking, have decent pics, and can hold a semi-decent conversation. As far as the girls on Fuckbook go, there are some super sexy sluts to try your luck with, sure, but there are just as many ugly skanks as well. Although there are significantly fewer fake accounts, scammers, and spambots to contend with on Fuckbook than there are on similar sites, you are still going to run into some once in a while, so you’ll need to be on the lookout. Fuckbook, though, is generally good about keeping you up to date with scam alerts to help keep you protected.Great Social Media Site DesignAs soon as you get your profile set up (thankfully, it’s not an unnecessarily lengthy process—just upload a picture or two, say you’re interested in women, maybe get a little more specific if you want, and you’re good to go), the site should look familiar to anyone who’s been on a social network before. You’ll have a news feed to peruse at your leisure, which you can toggle between globally popular posts and posts from only your friends. Hot chicks will post naked or suggestive pics of themselves, which you are free to comment on or “like.”And above your news feed, you also have a space to craft your own posts. Feel free to share your own pics, write a blog post, or just express yourself via text. This will allow other users on the site to interact with your content. The more attention a post gets, the more likely others are going to see it. But, hopefully, you have chicks browsing in their areas who will come across your profile at one point or another.Above the news feed is a site menu bar. It is simple and easy to use, making for an extremely user-friendly web experience. Click on a grid button to switch to a full-on menu, which takes over the left side of the page (dimming the page behind it). From here, you can quickly jump to your feed (“Overview”), search users, view your matches, open Fuckbook’s live cam page (separate membership needed), “Find Your Love” brings you to a partner site, Flirt (more relationship-oriented), upgrade your account, view your messages, view friend requests, see who has looked at your profile, or view/edit your profile and account information.Aside from this sleekly designed and incredibly convenient site navigation menu, you can also quickly conduct a search, view matches, and see notifications from other tabs in the menu bar. To the right of whatever page that you happen to be on, you will find a list of members to message. The list is automatically curated by your matches (based on location mostly) and if any of your friends are online, they will appear at the top of the list.To start chatting up a girl, just click on her name and a separate message box will open up to the left of the list. The whole messenger setup is, appropriately given the name of the site, nearly an exact replica of the messenger on Facebook.One quality control measure that Fuckbook puts in place to set it apart from other similar sites out there is that they utilize a karma system. Basically, based on how much a member interacts with the site, she will be given a rating of bronze, silver, or gold. If she never does anything, she has a low rating … you get the picture. So, perhaps this can be a way to weed out the duds or spammers to get straight to the hot and horny chicks near you.Does Fuckbook Actually Work?So, the question remains: will Fuckbook get you laid? Well, I’m afraid I can’t really answer that with any accuracy. I haven’t been on the site long enough to give you a full rundown of my successes versus failures. I can tell you that I’m skeptical. If only because a disconcertingly low number of profiles have more than a single profile pic (let alone any posts or interaction with the site). I chatted with a few chicks while on Fuckbook, but none of it really led anywhere. We would have a little bit of sexting fun and then, eventually, she would just log off, never to be heard from again.So, honestly, I don’t entirely know what to make of Fuckbook. I’ll probably come back again and see if maybe I just logged in at a bad time. But, more importantly, I am interested in seeing whether or not the girls I had fun with ever log back in and, if they do, they continue to chat with me. Should I never see them again, that will make me suspect that they were bots. Only time will tell with this one.All in all, Fuckbook is a really well designed, and well thought out social media/dating site that cuts through the bullshit and lets you get down to the real reason you would ever be on a dating site, to begin with: to fuck! The verdict is still out on whether or not it is an effective way to get laid, but I will update you if anything develops.

FuckBook

Sex Dating can sometimes feel like playing the lottery. It’s a crazy-ass game of chance where you never know who you’re going to be in bed with at the end of the night. Will it be that hot brunette you matched with on Tinder, or is she going to ghost you after the first three messages? Yeah, let’s face it: a lot of you are going to settle for the fattest, drunkest chick crying to herself at the end of the night at your local karaoke bar.It doesn’t have to be that way, though. Sometimes it’s just a matter of changing your strategy, looking elsewhere, or just playing it like a numbers game; if you keep shooting, you’re bound to score at some point. So why not gamify it just a little bit more? This SexDating SmartLink is your magic portal to a world of random sex partners near you. How? Well, you click it, and it sends you on a journey to a random local hookup site. How much easier could it get?Spinning a Roulette Wheel of Local PussyI’ll be honest: when I first got this link, I didn’t know what the fuck it was. Sometimes sites will roll spam right into their domain, so you end up getting redirected somewhere else before you even get a chance to watch a porno, post on a sex forum, or mack on some strange broad who lives across town. Based on how the link kept sending me to different places, I thought it was the same setup. I kept wondering which one was the “real” site I was supposed to be looking at.The joke’s on me, obviously. You get something different every time by design, and none of it is dick pill spam. If you click it a few times, you’ll be sent to a few different places, but you’re sure to notice a theme. The first place I landed on was OnlyFlings, a sex dating site I just reviewed about a week ago. So I gave it another go and ended up on SexySnaps, another dating site that wanted my zip code immediately.Another click of the SexDating wheel sent me to a platform that promised I could bang a hoe if I filled out the free account form. On the next site, I was greeted by a buxom blonde in a bikini and a big pair of bug-eye sunglasses, who wanted me to opt in to notifications, so I immediately know when somebody sends me a message. Will it be blondie with the tits or another snaggle-toothed local bitch down the block? Nobody knows!One of the main gimmicks here is that they use your location data to find you a dating site with local listings. There’s no fucking point in signing up for a website that has 50,000 members if they’re all in Bumfuck, Egypt. (Well, unless you live within driving distance of Bumfuck, Egypt, I guess.) Part of the pain of online sex dating is figuring which sites are relevant to you, so I can see how this would be a big help.Playing It Like a Numbers GameAnother key element to getting laid online is using sites with decent numbers of users signing up and trying to get laid. It’s all about having a big pool to play in. Unfortunately, when you’re browsing some of those smaller dating sites, it can feel like it’s a tiny backyard pool full of piss. A fat, toothless piss!I started looking at the traffic stats for the different sites SexDating was sending me to. The first was a relatively new site, but their traffic had been ramping up steadily to the tune of about 1.3 million a month. That isn’t bad. The next one had 40,000, which ain’t so hot. The one after that was hitting 4 million visits a couple of months ago but had fallen on harder times recently with just under a million last month.I was actually hoping to give you better news on this front, but it’s evident that not all the SexDating links are created equal. And one thing you can do to assess their value before going through the signup process is to check their traffic stats with a plugin like SimilarWeb. The smaller ones aren’t worth as much of your time, simply because there’s less poon available on them.Honestly, though, I noticed a pretty consistent correlation between the traffic and the quality of the landing page out front. If a sex dating site looks half-ass and shitty, it usually means it is. They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but anybody who’s ever picked up a book knows that’s absolute fucking bullshit. The cover is the easiest, quickest way to tell what’s in the book, and it’s the same with dating sites. If they didn’t spend any fucking time on the landing page, they didn’t pay any fucking attention to the internal infrastructure either.Where in the World Are the Pretty Girls?While browsing the different sex dating sites where the link was sending me, it occurred to me that I was only viewing that magic SmartLink through the eyes of an American. Since it sends you to local sites, I decided it would be interesting to see what shows up if I pretend to be browsing from a different part of the world. So, using a VPN, I did exactly that, tricking the servers so they showed me what they would if I lived somewhere else.First, I tried viewing the site as an Australian. Immediately, they gave me an Australian Locals site that hadn’t come up in the rotation before. Another click and I got a different Aussie dating site. This one was, honestly, the most polished I’d seen on my whole SexDating tour so far, with a front-page that reminded me of those fancy joints like Harmony.The pickings were alright in the United Kingdom, too. First, I got a nice-looking joint where a couple of British chicks in lingerie blew kisses at the screen, followed by one of those shitty, low-quality sites that I skipped over. Another few spins of the wheel brought me back to the first site, so I’m guessing that’s their main option for you English perverts.When I tried for some Russian sex dating, sure enough, they routed me to a site in Russian with a front page featuring a broad wearing tiny little hot pants. Every time I tried, I got a new website I hadn’t seen come up before.I reviewed a gay dating SmartLink for MyGaySites yesterday, and one thing that struck me about the straight version is that there are a lot more localized options. Some of the bigger sites will pop up in multiple countries, but I was impressed by how the selection would change every time I rotated countries. By contrast, the gay version seemed to show me the same handful of sites no matter where I was pretending to live. This straight SmartLink is better and will help you get laid no matter where you are in the world.Another thing I noticed was how Sex Dating sends you to all kinds of different dating sites. This dawned on me as I was checking out the options in Mexico, where one of the local sites specialized in older singles. Well, most of the sites seemed to be aimed generally at singles, but you’ll get some random opportunities to try your luck with MILFs, swingers, Asians, BDSM enthusiasts, and other assorted horny people. Goddamn, I love the Internet!Ironically, this brings me to my only real complaint: I wish it had even more dating sites. I’m guessing the main bottleneck is the different affiliate deals the SexDating people can find. Ultimately, you’re missing out on many of the better sex dating sites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude. The good news is you can always come back here when you get bored of the random adventures and want something else.This Sex Dating SmartLink isn’t perfect, but it does add a little bit of randomness and fun to the sometimes-tedious task of trying to get your dick wet on the Internet. So give it a look if you’ve been looking to end your pandemic dry spell with some rando who you hopefully won’t run into at the grocery store after this. It’s a simple gimmick, but it adds another element of chance to the whole hookup game.

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You must have heard about hookup site Adult Friend Finder before aka aff.com? In 1994, a man named Andrew Conru created Web Personals, the first online dating site ever. In 1996, after selling Web Personals, he created a site called Friend Finder, one of the first social networking sites in existence. However, only days after Friend Finder went live, Conru and his crew noticed that the majority of what people were posting were naked photos of themselves and desperate pleas from people looking to get fucked. Naturally. That is, of course, what the internet is for, after all.Very shortly thereafter, Conru decided to start what he described as a “release valve” for Friend Finder. And in 1996, AdultFriendFinder.com was born, providing the first adult-oriented social networking site, years before Mark Zuckerberg had any idea that he would steal someone else’s idea and call it Facebook, years before Myspace even. These are the naughty origins of social media that nobody ever talks about.So, if you’re one of those people who gets drunk and tries to slide into the hot chick from high school’s DMs at two in the morning, you might want to listen closely. There is a site for that. Stop embarrassing yourself by being all horny on Facebook and Instagram and give Adult Friend Finder a go.Chances are you have heard of Adult Friend Finder at one point or another. Its only real competitors are Match.com, Tinder, and OkCupid. Yup, it’s right up there with the big dogs of internet dating. In fact, in 2007, Adult Friend Finder was listed as one of the 100 most popular websites in the United States. Not only will you likely recognize it from porn site popup ads, but it has even received some critical acclaim, in both the world of adult entertainment and beyond. The site won the award for Dating Program of the Year at the XBIZ awards in 2010; About.com also voted it the best adult dating site in 2012.BewareBefore I even get into whether or not the website works (AKA whether or not your sorry ass is going to be able to get laid using it), I do have to mention a pretty serious criticism that is commonly brought up in discussions of Adult Friend Finder (and for good reason).According to numerous filed complaints, the company has a habit of continuing to bill users for even after they have canceled services. This is, of course, always a concern when providing your credit card information online, but it is rare that a company is so transparently accosted for it and does not change its practices.They apparently give zero fucks. Former employees of Adult Friend Finder have even come forward to say that this practice of continuous billing was merely standard policy at the company and, therefore, not the result of computational error. These same workers noted that most customers do not even notice the continued charges for several months.That’s pretty fucking scary. Especially for a site that requires you to pay for fucking everything you do on it. You can hardly take a breath on Adult Friend Finder without being charged an individual fee. You can sign up without inputting any credit card information, but do not expect to be able to talk to anyone (or even look at profiles) without providing it. I mean, do so at your own risk I suppose, I just recommend you check your bank account regularly for charges if you do.And paying will probably be pretty tempting once you do sign up and are granted partial access to Adult Friend Finder. They sure as hell make it look awesome. There is so fucking much for you to do, seemingly so many hot chicks in your area to chat with and potentially hook up with, a number of girls will even message you in the first ten minutes of having created your account. But don’t get too excited. You won’t even be able to read these messages until you’ve given them your credit card info. And then, of course, they have you by the balls.Tons to Do…That’s right, you can message people, participate in private chat rooms, view webcams, blog (or read blogs), and read the networks webzine. You can also send “flirts” (which, from what I can gather are the Adult Friend Finder version of a Facebook poke I think?), add photos or videos, and comment on or like other users’ posts/photos/videos. All for a price. Without entering that credit card info, all you can do is see tiny portions of people’s profiles (really just their username and profile image) and see that someone has tried to message you.And let’s talk about that whole ‘someone has tried to message you’ business for a second, shall we? I am highly skeptical that these people who are messaging new users are real people at all. My guess would be that they are chatbots coded to target new users to make it look like signing up for the paid version of the site would be worth it. Call me crazy if you want, but I have a feeling the minute you provide your payment info, the site goes pretty fucking quiet on you.Hey, I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Most sites like this do something to that effect. Plus, if Adult Friend Finder is willing to scam its users by continuing charges months after they canceled services, I highly doubt they are morally above the use of chatbots to entice new users to pay in the first place. But I suppose I could be wrong. I highly fucking doubt it, but still, I could be. And if I am wrong, then, holy shit, Adult Friend Finder is, by far, the best site to go to get laid on the internet.If something seems too good to be true, though, especially when it comes to girls looking to fuck online, then it probably is. You should keep that in mind as you continue your quest to find pussy on the internet. Don’t forget, chicks don’t need the help of a social networking site to get dick. All they have to do is wear a skimpy outfit at the bar.The site is designed well enough. For the number of things you can supposedly do on Adult Friend Finder, I think that the site designers did a great job of presenting it all in a clean, user-friendly way. It’s not unlike Facebook in layout: you’ve got a slender menu bar up top, with a bunch of personalized options in a list form down the left side of the page. To the right, you have your messages. And in the center, your news feed. It’s a pretty standard social media site design, but it seems to be executed pretty well. On my first use, I knew exactly where to go without any trouble to find what I was looking to find.Camming and Easy Live BroadcastingWhere Adult Friend Finder differs from a site like Facebook, though, is in its selection of live cams. Some of these are free to view in public show mode; others require a subscription or payment of some form. One thing that is kind of cool, though, is that you can easily broadcast your own live cam feed as a means of gaining tips to use on the site. Good luck with that…If you have an unlimited amount of cash to play around with on the internet, chances are you can have yourself a pretty good time on Adult Friend Finder. However, if you live in the real world like me, you probably aren’t going to pay fucking three dollars per profile view, or a dollar per message. That’s the thing, not only does Adult Friend Finder charge for everything, but it’s not even remotely fucking cheap.As far as the credit card charges go, these claims were made years ago. And the issue has already been taken up with the FCC, so, I’m willing to guess that they have been straightened out by now. At the end of the day, Adult Friend Finder seems to have tons of chicks ready to chat and meet up, a fuck ton of features to enjoy, and a surprising number of girls in your area. I was in a small, lesser-known city when I checked the site out and Adult Friend Finder (often misspelled as "adultfrinendfinder" and "adult friend fimder") easily had four or five times the number of girls than any other adult dating site I’ve ever been on.I say check it out for yourself. If you can afford it, you might be pleasantly surprised!