Let's enter Sex Galaxy! I once had a woman call my home a vile lair of smut, filth and perversion. It was probably the greatest complement I ever received, but it made me dream about taking it to the next level. Instead of a filth house, what about a smut city? Maybe we’ll go one better and make a whole planet of pornography. Better yet, let’s shoot for a sprawling and depraved Sex Galaxy.Of course, a cool name is just one small element of a porn site. There’s got to be more to it if it’s going to stick around on an Internet full of free dirty movies. SexGalaxy.net has only been around since 2016, so they haven’t yet stood the test of time. They are getting a couple million views a month, though, so maybe they’re on to something.A Whole New Galaxy of Dirty SexMaybe it’s just because I’ve seen a lot of hentai sites lately, but I really thought SexGalaxy was going to be some science-fiction themed smut. You know, like some off-the-wall stuff with aliens groping titties with tentacles, or at the very least a Brazzers-style shoot with astronaut costumes and green face paint.I’m not sure if I was disappointed or not when I pulled up the front page. Instead of nasty whores in spacesuits eating alien cock, I saw nasty whores in latex fucking each other in the assholes. I scrolled down and saw an amateur Ebony babe taking a scandalous selfie, and a tight little teen with her panties off and her legs up in the air. Below that is another teen getting butt-fucked, and a bitch with natural G-cups masturbating.It’s an impressive mix of dirty hardcore movies, and all of the updates on the front page were added today. So are the movies on the second page, and the third page, and the fourth page. In fact, I had to go all the way to page 13 to find the movies posted yesterday. They kick off with a little flick called Cock Sucking Challenge 22, so it was worth the extra clicks.The page scales for bigger or smaller screens, but honestly, you’re not missing much if you’re cranking one out on your phone. The wider version just has a little chat window that looks pretty spammy, a handful of Popular and Fetish category tags, and some outgoing links to other online porn stashes.Not the Sex Tubes You’re Used ToYou might be thinking, “Thirteen pages of updates today? That’s gotta be like thousands of videos!” Well, not quite. SexGalaxy is full of free porn, but it doesn’t have the typical grid-of-depravity you see on most free porn tubes. SexGalaxy opts for a blog-style presentation.Instead of having a hundred thumbnails leading to video pages, each page of SexGalaxy has 18 larger images leading to download pages. That’s still a couple hundred added just today, so it’s a healthy rate of growth any way you want to slice it up.Ten new posts have been added since I started reviewing the site a little while ago. The butt-fingering fetish girls have moved down the list, replaced by whores stuffed with Big Black Cock, some party slut fucking out by a lake in broad daylight, and a trio of trophy whores with expensive-looking boobs. Oh, and there’s that sci-fi porn I was looking for: Sextra-Terrestrials from Planet Ass.As tempting as ass aliens were, this hot little Czech broad named Katerina was calling my name. Her pic on the front page looked like something out of a mail-order bride catalog. The last time I tried to buy a girl over the Internet it turned out to be an undercover sting, so maybe Katerina’s vid will be a passable second best. It will certainly be cheaper.Cheaper Than a Mail-Order Bride?SexGalaxy’s video page is different from the video page on almost every other free porn site. There’s no built-in video player. Instead, you’ll have to follow a link to oload, where you’ll have to disable your ad-blocker to watch anything. Goddammit.The other option is a download link on UbiqFile, where they tell you to buy a premium account if you want to download the 563 megabyte mp4. That’s at least twenty bucks for a “free” movie. Double goddammit!It’s frustrating because that same front-page pic of Katerina is standing front and center on this page, too. Her shirt is just tight enough and her shorts just short enough that she can almost pass for an innocent young chick, but the way she’s standing lets you know she’s down to fuck, really dirty-like. Is it really too much to ask to see an attractive young woman get sexually violated for my own personal pleasure?Making matters worse, there’s a linked image of thumbnails from throughout the whole hour-long movie. By not turning off my ad-blocker or buying a UbiqFile membership, I’m missing out on Katerina jigging her ass for the camera. I won’t get to see this Czech whore gobbling on cock, nor will I see her riding it backwards cowgirl. I can’t watch the close-ups of a cock penetrating her tight cunt, nor witness the expression on Katerina’s sweet face as she climaxes. Does that pretty smile get soaked with cum at the end? I’ll never know.Besides the taunting images and outright cruel links, there’s very little info on the video page. I see the post date, file size, length, and resolution, and a short list of tags at the top. If I click one of them, I can see SexGalaxy’s collection of Babe, Blonde, HD, Katerina, or DateSlam movies.For some reason, DateSlam sounds really familiar. I click the tag and SexGalaxy returns 9 full pages of young sluts getting hammered. They’ve all got DateSlam in their tags and on a watermark in the videos. Hm. I wonder what that could mean.Pissing on Poorly Pirated PornographyBrowsing SexGalaxy’s collection of DateSlam porn and not being able to actually watch the vids gave me a wicked case of blue balls. When I found the thumbnails of this tiny blonde named Lucie getting boned, I had no choice but to abandon my review and head over to DateSlam. I needed to see some of this shit.Well, I got there and I turned right back around. DateSlam costs twenty bucks a month for the cheapest membership. The Katerina clip is the newest one, and it’s actually called Hot Ass Czech Slut Fucked On Holiday, which is really a lot catchier. At least on DateSlam, I get an 18-second video preview, which is more than SexGalaxy hooked me up with.The good news here is that someone over at SexGalaxy is stealing the brand-spanking-newest shit to serve up. The bad news is you still have to turn off your ad-blocker or pay money to see what is supposed to cost nothing. It seems like a bad deal to me, but then again some people will pay a crack whore for a condom-free bang and a spin on the ol’ Wheel of AIDS.I really don’t have anything good to say about this site except that they appear to have really new premium shit. If you’re hard up for cash, SexGalaxy could theoretically save you a fuck-ton of money. But at what price?We can get into a whole discussion about whether or not it’s wrong to pirate stag films. Me? I absolutely would download a car, but my opinion on the subject is just as worthless as yours. I’m not going to judge anybody, but if you’re going to steal, there are much better places to do your stealing.SexGalaxy (often misspelled as "galaxy porn") is another free porn site reaping in the ad bucks by posting shit that ain’t theirs. They’ve got the newest stuff from premium sites, but to watch it you have to turn off your ad-blocker. That’s crazy enough, but downloads actually require a paid membership to a file-sharing site. If you can afford to trade money for dirty movies, just go to the goddamn source, knucklehead.
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