I browsed Porn 3DX this morning as I ate my bowl of Cap’n Crunch and Viagra. It might sound like a weird combination, but honestly, it feels almost like a grown-up, ludicrously perverted and modern version of cramming down sugar while watching Saturday morning cartoons. The animation is done with the magic of computers, so there’s a lot more realism than when you used to crank it Naruto, Pokemon or The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oh, and I never saw April O’Neil get banged by one of her reptile friends or a bunch of rapey tentacles.Founded in 2019, Porn3DX.com is a free CG porn site. According to their About Us page, the joint was established as a platform for sharing NSFW 3D art without the risk of getting it taken down due to misunderstandings. Most free porn art sites, whether they’re cartoons or manga, tend to scrape the web for whatever content they can find to fill their troughs. One of the big ideas behind Porn3DX is that artists can share their material to gain exposure without any of the usual bullshit, so you’ll find material uploaded by the creators themselves. The premise alone made it worth a look, and it turns out you really can beat off to it.Look, Ma, No Spam!Those sites I mentioned with the pirated sex art tend to have a couple of things in common. For one thing, you see the same shit over and over again across the different sites, because they’re all stealing from each other. Another more annoying element that’s pretty standard is the goddamn spam. You expect some ads with any free site, but you dig into a niche like 3D porn and sometimes those webmasters really hit you with the spam cannon.Porn3DX is Patreon-supported and doesn’t have any spam. It’s rare as hell to find a free porn site in any genre that doesn’t have a single boner-pill pop-up or animated hentai banner, so that’s a big selling point. Speaking of selling, some of you cheapskates should be buying. These guys have nearly 8,000 Twitter followers, but only 16 Patrons pitching in a measly $42 a month. If you really like the stuff and find yourself beating off to the site on the regular, it can’t hurt to throw them a spare buck a month. Shit, depending on how much traffic they get, bandwidth costs can easily gobble up forty-two bones.Speaking of gobbling bones, wait until you see the wild shit going down all over the front page. There’s a 3D animation of a girl with pigtails bobbing on a knob, and another of a chick in a barn sucking off a horse. There are realistic human sex scenes, 3D girls with cartoon faces, and a parody of Lara Croft getting pounded POV. The thumbnail alone for that last one has me hard as a rock, with the Tomb Raider’s giant tits bouncing as she gets slammed.There are lesbians and straight couples, humans bonding and freaky interspecies action. You’ll find science-fiction fuckfests, 3D rendered bondage, nurses giving titwanks and crazy sexual robotics. See humans fucking, vampire witch bitches banging, and some truly freaky interspecies monster-on-human intercourse. I see a minotaur on the front page, holding a babe down and banging her with a veiny red animal dick.My point is, there’s a nice range of 3D X-rated content, from the relatively vanilla to the outlandishly filthy. You can crank it to regular old MILFs and teen fantasies like they do on any of the other free porn sites, over-the-top hentai scenarios with strange creatures and violence, and everything in between.Fapping Until Your Dick Falls OffSince Porn3DX.com is relying on artists to upload their work instead of just robbing the other CG hentai sites, I was a little worried they’d have a shallow library without a lot of content. It turns out I didn’t need to be concerned. The site gets a constant stream of user uploads. I’m reviewing the site on a Friday afternoon, and today has seen a few dozen new updates, including futanari threesomes, sleeping naked girls peeped on, and a few tutorials on how to get started making your own 3D porn.According to digits below the search bar, Porn3DX.com has over 3500 images and videos of sexy CG chicks in all kinds of unwholesome activities. There’s also a handful of tags that people have been searching for. It looks like Metroid has achieved some lasting fap power with nerds of all generations, because the first two are Samus Aran and Metroid. Users are also shaking their dicks at thousands of pieces of content with tags like Dragon, Banged, Creampie and Titfuck.Both the search bar and the view filter let you browse by Video, Image, or all. The images on a site like this are far more important to the collection than the throwaway galleries you find on a lot of tubes, where you’ll mainly just find a couple of promo shots uploaded years ago and a fresh crop of Indian guys uploading dick pics. As great as the Porn3DX pics are, though, I know that porn watchers are jaded these days and usually prefer moving pictures.When it comes to porn cartoon and comic sites, you’ll usually find more and more garbage the bigger the collection is. Given the size of the stash here and the fact that it’s uploaded by the original creators, I really expected to see a lot of half-ass bullshit. I’m not sure what the criteria are for inclusion here, but the work is consistently high quality. There are some very talented artists using this platform, using Blender to create 3D versions of their dirtiest fantasies.Like Beating Off at the Comic Book StoreThe setup at Porn3DX.com is simple but attractive, a sleek delivery system for a whole lot of 3D porn art and animations. It’s an endless scroll design that loads up more content as you keep moving down the page, serving up your search results or the entire massive collection. Click on one of the thumbnail images of buxom Teen Titans, perverted Chun Lis, or sexed-up Lilos and get the full version, with a handful of tags and quick links to more of that artist’s work.In case you didn’t catch the references in the last paragraph, I was talking about some of the numerous porn parodies I found while touring the site with my pants down. You’ll find a ton of your favorite characters from video games, cartoons, movies, and comic books getting fucked. If you’re the kind of pervert who’s been banned from the local movie theater for indecent exposure, you’re going to love this shit.I wish there was a browsable parody section that listed all the different characters getting their brains fucked out in 3D. Typing “parody” into the search bar, unfortunately, turned up zero results. I tried Naruto, Sailor Moon and Incredibles, turning up content each time, but it’d be nice to flip through a master list without having to think too hard about which video games I’ve spanked it to recently. It’s hard not to love the feel of a DualShock vibrating on my junk.On a similar note, another thing I would have really liked to see is a master tags list. I’m sure there are some logistical issues since they’re relying on creators to tag their own content, and I noticed it’s kind of all over the place, but they’ve also got a deep well of perversion that’d be fun to swim around in without knowing what you’re in for. Like a hentai site, the categories at Porn3DX encompass all kinds of shit that’s simply impractical in video porn.Porn3DX.com is an impressive site, through and through. There’s a consistent high quality and realism to the 3D art in their library, and I really appreciate the fact that they’ve courted the actual artists instead of just stealing it like a lot of free sites do. With no spam to get in your way, a rarity in the world of free porn, there’s really no reason you’d have a bad time if you’re a fan of high-quality Blender-made porno. If you really love what you see, consider tossing them a few bucks now and then to keep the show running.
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